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School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
MSNBC (NBC News Network) ^
| April 29, 2005
Posted on 05/02/2005 9:53:06 AM PDT by Asphalt
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To: Asphalt
Dang! That made me hungry. I'm now hankering for a burrito.
To: k2blader
he got extra credit in a class for bringing it for the rest of the students is my understanding of the situation.
To: Welsh Rabbit
LOL.
too funny.
I would suspect that with a last name like Sakai, though, his potential exposure to guacamole would be limited. Even if he is an Iron Chef. There's no iron chef mexican/spanish after all. Only french, italian, and japanese.
To: Asphalt
If I didn't know how utterly insane these public school administrators are, I'd be SURE this article was a joke.
To: Asphalt; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Thanks, glock rocks!
I wonder if this is somehow related to the kidnapping of Testaclese?
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posted on
05/02/2005 11:12:45 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("You would have to double your IQ to be stupid. " --zip)
To: MeanWestTexan
Fixed your typo:
Weapon of
Mass
InDigestion
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posted on
05/02/2005 11:22:54 AM PDT
by
Fam4Bush
(Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - General George S. Patton)
To: Asphalt
What's the maximum sentence for carrying a concealed tortilla, anyway?
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posted on
05/02/2005 11:25:50 AM PDT
by
Fam4Bush
(Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - General George S. Patton)
To: Fam4Bush
30 days working the used Dodge Ram lot in Juarez. None of the trucks have wheels or batteries but you have a choice of colors.
To: IronChefSakai
More importantly, where does guacamole come from?Your screen name is "IronChefSakai"; shouldn't you know these things? 
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posted on
05/02/2005 11:33:41 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
("No, Samus, prioritize! Getting off of an exploding ship is more important than fighting a dragon!")
To: Eric in the Ozarks
That'd be:
primer gray
primer black
rainbow
or rust???
70
posted on
05/02/2005 11:37:54 AM PDT
by
Fam4Bush
(Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - General George S. Patton)
To: Asphalt
We need a whole new set of laws to cover this potential threat!
For example:
-Burrito can only be only 18" long (except for CA and NY which only allow 12")
-Burritos can't be carred concealed without a CCW permit. (except NY and CA which doesn't allow concealed carry)
-Only one burrito over 18" can be purchased per month.
-10 day waiting period.
-Extra hot ingrediants will be classified as assault burritos.
Want to add any others?
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posted on
05/02/2005 11:38:26 AM PDT
by
skyman
To: GovernmentShrinker
I agree. Notice how they didn't identify who the caller was. Only "someone called authorities". What a bunch of nincompoops.
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posted on
05/02/2005 11:43:28 AM PDT
by
MichiganCheese
(Democrats: The Party Of Choice; We Choose To Kill)
To: Asphalt
I miss New Mexico Burritos...
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posted on
05/02/2005 11:57:52 AM PDT
by
dware
(3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
To: ChefKeith
Are they made with real Navajo's?
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Know your vendor !!
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posted on
05/02/2005 12:18:42 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(For the love of all that's good and decent, don't try this at home)
To: skyman
75
posted on
05/02/2005 12:29:21 PM PDT
by
Sterco
To: Asphalt
I have this crazy vision of a chihuahua in a police uniform with a bullhorn going
Drop de chalupa ... err .. BURRITO !!
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posted on
05/02/2005 12:30:32 PM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(The rule of law is dead in this country)
To: Don W
"Guacamole is a mixture of avocado flesh and garlic. Any chef should know that."
and lemon juice and chopped onions. mmmm.. good;o)
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posted on
05/02/2005 12:49:13 PM PDT
by
monday
To: righttackle44
Guacamole is made from avocados and other stuff. The other stuff should be tomatoes, peppers, onions, and spices. Nothing else, and you can leave out any of those and it'll still be guacamole.
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posted on
05/02/2005 1:44:31 PM PDT
by
El Gato
(Activist Judges can twist the Constitution into anything they want ... or so they think.)
To: El Gato
As I said, a lot of people eat guacamole and enjoy it, but not I.
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posted on
05/02/2005 3:06:39 PM PDT
by
righttackle44
(The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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