Join Forces To Create A Healthier Generation
Posted on 05/03/2005 4:49:09 AM PDT by MindBender26
Really, Really, Really
That was it, an announcement to deal with childhood obesity.
Diane Sawyer had a catty little remark at the end, something like, "so you can outlive all the Republicans?"
To his credit, Bill said he "didn't think like that anymore" and he was "grateful for every day."
He's found a cure for Peyronie's Disease.
Clinton was a fat boy in Arkansas....which might explain a whole lot!
Two guys from Arkansas doing obesity stint. You might as well get the kids out of the double wide and head for SONICS.
what's that woman doing to him?
Bill Clinton and Mike Huckabee have announced they are going after fat kids.
In a joint statement issued today they stressed this is a non-political joint venture.
Said Clinton:
"Mike and I both shed our lard asses. No Diane, not THAT lard ass.
We think the kids should go on diets. It is a scientific fact parents in the United States are too stupid, lazy, uncaring and ignorant to know what is best for their children."
Huckabee followed:
"Our first phase of the program will be to make each child step on the scale. If your kid is fat we will send you a letter telling you he is fat. You will then be getting specific recommendations concerning what you child should eat.
Compliance with this program is totally voluntary. It should be noted if your child does not drop the lard he will be removed from the home, placed in foster care and you will face a mandatory jail term of 12 years and a 10,000 fine and face mandatory sterilization."
Is he going into rehab too?
I think you're right, YaYa. At heart, he'll always picture himself as a fat boy.
He's replacing Katie Couric? Replacing Dan Rather?
Then again, he didn't say he didn't think like that any less. With Klintoon, every word is suspect.
His entire presidency was a paperweight.
Well, come on, give the guy a break. Remember who he's married to (and stuck with, unless the spousal-immunity laws are expanded to cover previous marriages).
He fired his gism on Katie Couric's dress?
"He's going to announce that after lengthy negotiations, Hillary has agreed to give his testicles back."
ROFL... Too early for that.
At the bottom of the MSNBC screen it said "Culkin to be a witness in the Jackson case."
At first I thought it said, "Clinton."
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