Sex with Helen Thomas must be in the retchaphelia category.
Close too necrophelia.................
An older friend of mine recently retired as a law enforcement officer. He always liked telling about the five times he was called to stop a strange individual in one of our communities from having sex with three cows and two horses.
He even caught the man in the act and took a polaroid of it, but that didnt even stop him.
What stopped him was getting kicked by a horse.