Anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley makes a stunning admission about his experiences on a farm!

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[AsmallRabbit]

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

[AsmallRabbit]

This is pretty disgusting. He also implies that all rural Georgians screw animals before moving up to women. We need better screening. The radio excerpt is halfway down the page.

[The_Victor]

Welcome to Free Republic.....

[nmh]

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

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SICK!

Living on a farm is NO EXCUSE for dabbling in bestiality.

SICK!

[ExpatGator]

Gives new meaning to the name Horsley. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hope you brought your own pancake.

[Tungenchek]

Is this satire or for real... :o(

[Phantom Lord]

Unfortunately, this is real.

[nmh]

Pardon my ignorance but WHO is Neal Horsley?

I've never heard of this creep before.

A Demoncrat?

What?

[ctlpdad]

Good thing Horsely wasn't screwing AsmallRabbit!

[RepublicMan4U]

What if some evil anthropomorphic mule-man was the product of this unholy union?!!!

::Twilight Zone theme music plays::

[cripplecreek]

Sounds like someone trying to play the role of an extremist to me.

[MadIvan]

The link doesn't tell us anything, however. And the fellow interviewed is anti abortion? Are they sure?

Regards, Ivan

[DustyMoment]

Serious case of TMI






(Too Much Information)

[funkywbr]

Hell I grew up on the beach and I can't recall ever screwing a crab, fish, pelican or seagull.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

[Tungenchek]

Unfortunately, this is real

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I didnt grow up in Georgia but I did grow up in a rural area...
If this guy is serious he is one sick mule plucker...

Sheesh

[L98Fiero]

"Pardon my ignorance but WHO is Neal Horsley?"

Evidently he is some sick wacko that the MSM likes to parade around as the face of Anti-Abortionists.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hell I grew up on the beach and I can't recall ever screwing a crab, fish, pelican or seagull.

NOt even for the halibut?

[RepublicMan4U]

Now, can a man "marry" his mule in Massachusettes, or is it still technically just a "civil union"? See, I don't believe in pre-marital sex, but maybe if some sort of little, informal, ceremony could be arranged?...

I know, I know, sorry everybody. I forgot about the "DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS" sign.

[Lazamataz]

It's there. So we'll see if you are zottable or not. Depends what you do next.

[Cicero]

I never heard of him, and I have followed the pro-life scene ever since Roe v. Wade.

Do I get the impression you are anxious to make trouble? Are you from NARAL?

[Brilliant]

Alan Colmes is pretty effective at taking people whose politics he doesn't like and making them look like nuts... And 99% of the time, they look like nuts because of something that has nothing to do with the issue in question.

[cripplecreek]

I grew up with 4 sisters and never had sex with them, and they're more or less human.

[BJClinton]

Welcome to Free Republic, I think.

Mr. Meek, sniff test?

[Lazamataz]

Hell I grew up on the beach and I can't recall ever screwing a crab, fish, pelican or seagull.

Blackouts?

[Kenny Bunkport]

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

Alternative response: "Alan, you need to remember, I did this when I was a liberal."

[reagan_fanatic]

A good friend of mine whose Father owned a Zoo grew up in one.

I am now afraid to go over to his house.

[Lazamataz]

I never heard of him, and I have followed the pro-life scene ever since Roe v. Wade.

I see. It's an Alan Colmes strawman.

[mdmathis6]

Yeah and the Apostle Paul murdered and imprisoned Christians
before he got saved. He was uncomfotably honest about his pre-Christian activities but what about his behavior now...does he still "hitch a mule"?

[Spok]

To a liberal, perversion is the norm-it makes them more comfortable when indulge their own sickness.

[najida]

}}sniffle{{

So that is what Billy Joe meant when he said my ears reminded him of his first sweetie!

[dighton]

“I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.”

[melancholy]

>>Good thing Horsely wasn't screwing AsmallRabbit!<<

LMAO!! Maybe you meant a needlebutt??

Ding! Ding! That may very will be the winner!

[RepublicMan4U]

I see. It's an Alan Colmes strawman.

What!? A strawman versus a strawman?

[mdmathis6]

Yeah but if they looked like mules...would you have given them at least a second look?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Hell I grew up on the beach and I can't recall ever screwing a crab, fish, pelican or seagull.

Blackouts?

LAZ, ROTFLMAO and spitting coffee on the monitor! How did I know that you'd come up with something like that!

LOL!

[GSWarrior]

Well, Mary 'had' a little lamb....

[cripplecreek]

They all kicked just the same.

[melancholy]

OT

Ivan,

The other guy was Zotted already. The thread was pulled and I wrote you:

Good to see you posting again.

[SouthernBoyupNorth]

OMFG!!!! I don't know who this IDIOT is but I grew up down south. On a farm and I NEVER had the inclination to F@*K any animal. Ewwwwwwww. This guy make me want to hurl. Listening to this stupid a$$ call to mind all the dumb a$$ redneck, hick, Arkansas inbreeding jokes that are always associated with such places as West Virginia and Arkansas.... it makes my skin crawl and gets me pissed off that this is the type of person who is singled out by the media to be the "typical" southerner.

[sinkspur]

Pardon my ignorance, but WHO is Neil Horsely?

He's the owner of The Nuremberg Files, a website that featured names of known abortion doctors, with addresses. He would draw a red line through the name when they were killed.

He also put George W. Bush on the website before it was taken down by a lawsuit. He won the right to put it back up, but apparently, no ISP will host it.

[Monterrosa-24]

The trolls play when the mods away.

[cripplecreek]

[RobRoy]

>>NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."<<

Georgians are so backwards. In Montana and the Dakotas it's sheep, and you don't need no stinking ladder...

[Tijeras_Slim]

Yeah, I know dueling banjos... why do you ask?

[mdmathis6]

You would have been left with nothing to "screw' with....a pelican fledgling would have had an interesting disengorged breakfast!

[Admin Moderator]

The trolls play when the mods away.

Mmmmmm, you never know.

[RepublicMan4U]

no ISP will host it.

And yet people manage to find ISPs for their kiddie porn. Sigh...

[The_Victor]

Hell I grew up on the beach and I can't recall ever screwing a crab, fish, pelican or seagull.

Blackouts?

Alien possession.