CNN: Man Held in Custody at Frederick, MD Airport, Re: D.C. Plane Scare

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 | Kristinn

[riri]

Was he recently depressed from a course of Accutane? WTF?

[mrobison]

Here are the first mugshots of the perp:

Well, maybe not...

[pa mom]

THAT would be a great tagline.

[kristinn]

That's an assumption at this point. Likely, but not certain yet.

[pa mom]

That would explain why he didn't have a free hand to answer the radio . . .

[Lazamataz]

I think they should name the whole region Iraqipakiganistan.

Or maybe just call it "Irate".

I HATE those Irations.

[Fido969]

"May have been a test probe by either the good or bad guys."

Next "test probe" he's gonna get will be from Bubba.

[oceanperch]

This guy is going to not only feel like a dummy but he is going to get 15min of fame he never wanted.

[N. Theknow]

U.S. Army Medical research Institute of Infectious Diseases, Fort Detrick, MD

In the northwest part of Frederick, MD.

Click for link to USAMRIID Website

[Lazamataz]

ZARQAWI!!!!

[Dead Dog]

it's not the backpack, it's the cargo. That's my point.

how about sailboats. You could destroy the every port city in the US with 13 25ft sailboats.

I just fear the loss of the freedom of movement in exchange for the freedom to be a radical muslim.

[Lazamataz]

BTTT

[JoeV1]

"They are useless as a battering ram, and have slightly better payload then a wheel barrel. If a Cessna 150 is a weapon, a 1969 Olds 88 is a WMD."

What's their payload? I had a '65 Piper Cherokee 180 that could carry about 750 lbs not including 50 gal of fuel. Seems like 500 or so lbs of plastic explosive would make quite a bang.

[FreeKeys]

I can't believe the morons among the White House correspondents. Some of them keep asking, "but how could the President have time to give the shoot-down order if it was only 3 miles away?" And Mac keeps saying "There are protocols in place. But they DON'T understand THAT means HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE THE ORDER.

Sheeeez!

[mrobison]

ZARQAWI HERMAN!!!!!!!

[Lazamataz]

ZARQAWI HERMAN!!!!!!!

LEADER OF WHACKINGHABBIST ISLAM!!!

[Our man in washington]

Looking at the map, I see he's from Lancaster County. I would assume people from Lancaster County are different than Islamic Terrorists.

Okay, both groups believe that to get to Intercourse, you have to first get to Paradise.

Sorry...

[milford421]

I thought the same...

Where is Ari when you need him?

[mewzilla]

Well, at least they've got the the Bird-In-Hand...

[mrobison]

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I????!!!!!