Posted on 05/14/2005 6:14:43 PM PDT by FreedomNeocon
My kids know me well, and they bought me three DVDs for Christmas: "Animal House," "PCU," and "Spaceballs."
Ok... now you guys force me to get out my Spaceballs DVD and do some screen grabs...
1st up... Yogert.
(Taking scene requests)
Now that I've got my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar!
That's it...thanks.
You have to take a shot of the scene where all the guys on the bridge are protecting themselves from the threat of Dark Helmet... "Of course we do, sir!"
And now, the short, short version!!
Do you? YES!
Do you? YES!
Good! You're married! KISS HER!
Cheesy lines, not stupid lines. There is a difference between the two. Cheesy lines are funny. Verbal stupid lines are not funny.
Mel Brooks is a comic genius, he is the only one of two people I know of who did a Unicron Transformers parody. The others were the creators of the Megas XLR series (Skalgar being my personal favorite of those Unicron parodies), which was done almost 20 years after Spaceballs was made.
"I am your Fathers, Brothers, Cousins, Uncles former Roommate!"
"What does that make us?"
"ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! Which is what you're about to become."
I stand corrected.
The Producers will always be my favorite Mel Brooks movie.
The combination is 1 - 2 - 3? That is what an idiot would put on their luggage!
I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Sir! Are you all right?
Good. How have you been?
Just fine, sir!
Are we stopped?
Yes, sir!
Well... why don't we all take a five minute break?
Of course, sir!
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.....(crash)
Change the combination on my luggage!
That bit always reminds me of the character he played in Ghostbusters.
I thought about Spaceballs during the Cessna event in DC. The news stated they shot warning flares across the nose of the Cessna. I turned to my husband and said "I said across her nose not up it!".
"Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best."
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did, Sir,he's my cousin."
"Who's he?"
"He's an @sshole sir"
"I know that. What's his name?"
"That is his name sir, @sshole, Major @sshole"
"And his cousin?"
"He's an asshole too, Sir, Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip @sshole."
"How many @ssholes we got on this anyhow?"
"YO!"
"I knew it, i'm surrounded by @ssholes!"
*Pulls down mask*
"Keep firing @ssholes!"
I think the script is here:
http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/spcballs.txt
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