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Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves
Reuters ^ | Mon May 16, 2005 | William Maclean

Posted on 05/16/2005 9:08:23 AM PDT by new cruelty

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To: RexBeach

His lower lip stretched to his lap? Damn. Harry Reid's been to Zanzibar?

And his tounge reaches down to his knees. The girls won't leave him alone.



21 posted on 05/16/2005 9:22:43 AM PDT by Big Digger (I)
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To: new cruelty

I feel fortunate to live in the U.S. where gremlins only steal my car keys and the TV remote.


22 posted on 05/16/2005 9:23:08 AM PDT by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
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To: new cruelty
A sex-crazed gremlin?

"Ya wanna do what with me, doc???"

23 posted on 05/16/2005 9:23:26 AM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: RichInOC

I'm near tears with that post.


24 posted on 05/16/2005 9:24:07 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Adder

""Popo Bawa" even sounds "lispy"..."

Poopoo Bawa Fwank?


25 posted on 05/16/2005 9:25:12 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry (Esse Quam Videre)
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To: RichInOC

ROTFLMAO - CLeaning coffee off the monitor!


26 posted on 05/16/2005 9:25:56 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: dighton

Who's yer Daddy?

27 posted on 05/16/2005 9:26:42 AM PDT by dangus
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To: All
Others cringed in terror at what sounded like a car engine ticking over.
28 posted on 05/16/2005 9:27:18 AM PDT by dighton
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To: new cruelty
CHAKE CHAKE, Tanzania (Reuters) - Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands.

"We believe reading the Koran is our only defense, nothing else," says the 41-year-old driver and father of four. "But Popo Bawa is real, and well prepared."

And remember campers, all cultures are equally valid /SARC

29 posted on 05/16/2005 9:27:41 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (Sigma cubed)
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To: The Great RJ

LOL! If not, Tanzania needs to start a tourist campaign for the city by the Bay!


30 posted on 05/16/2005 9:28:00 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: new cruelty

Seriously, anyone else want to make heads or tails out of why REUTERS is reporting Boba Wawa completely credulously?


31 posted on 05/16/2005 9:28:11 AM PDT by dangus
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To: Junior

Sodomizing gremlin ping.


32 posted on 05/16/2005 9:28:17 AM PDT by cjshapi
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To: new cruelty

I wonder if this bat-thing is related in some way to the infamous Bat Boy on Weekly World News? They are doing a musical in London, you know, with plans for a film...

ROTFLMAO!!!

Baba wawa!!! ~SNORRFLE!!!~


33 posted on 05/16/2005 9:28:23 AM PDT by Froufrou (Froufrou Loves The Spurs!)
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To: new cruelty

<< Now listen to me... I'm gonna say this one more time... I did not have sex with that demon. >>

Good lord!

What a shock to the system to see a picture of that evil psychopathologically-Narcissistic prick wagging that bent diget at US FRom behind our President's lectern.

Shudderrrrrrrrrrrrr ...........


34 posted on 05/16/2005 9:28:39 AM PDT by Brian Allen (I fly and can therefore be envious of no man -- Per Ardua ad Astra!)
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35 posted on 05/16/2005 9:28:48 AM PDT by Alouette (The truth is not hard to kill, but a lie told well is immortal. -- Mark Twain)
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To: thag
the monster and his unnatural lust

Well, thag, it appears they have nailed you.

Or you, them.

Kissy,

Bertha

36 posted on 05/16/2005 9:28:54 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: BerthaDee

Bwa ha ha......

rubbing hands with glee.....

Bwa ha ha.....

Chokes on chicken feet.....

snort.....


37 posted on 05/16/2005 9:30:10 AM PDT by thag (Vegetables: What My Dinner Had For Lunch!)
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38 posted on 05/16/2005 9:30:11 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: cjshapi

So, how long have you had a ping list for sodomizing gremlins. Is that a medium volume ping list?


39 posted on 05/16/2005 9:30:31 AM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

One actually doesn't exist. I just ping for the odd, obscure and absurd. Sorta thought that would fit.


40 posted on 05/16/2005 9:31:31 AM PDT by cjshapi
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