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FUNNIEST VOICE MAIL EVER!!!!
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Posted on 05/17/2005 10:01:10 AM PDT by JoeV1

This is the funniest voice mail I've ever heard. I guy is calling in to his workPlace to expalin he will be late when an accident occurs right in front of him. The rest is hilarious.

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: accident; ancient; donetodeath; notfunny; oldnews; voicemail
Get ready to laugh your as* off!!
1 posted on 05/17/2005 10:01:11 AM PDT by JoeV1
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To: JoeV1


Don't need to: My Mom got this forwarded to her AOL mailbox and we all played it over and over again!!

"Lo Fue Excellente"--'It was excellent'--Had to listen multiple times to fully understand what it all was happening.


2 posted on 05/17/2005 10:04:21 AM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("Follow ME." --Jesus, Son of God, The Perfect Lamb & Sacrifice.)
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To: JoeV1

I would if I hadn't already heard about this a million times.


3 posted on 05/17/2005 10:04:30 AM PDT by mcg1969
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To: JoeV1
Yep, it's funny alright. In fact it was funny each time it's been posted this year: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?s=jack+in+the+box&ok=Search&q=quick&m=all&o=time&SX=428a331759435772be7390df3a8ea6dd2085bf6c

(Just a friendly reminder that Search is your friend....)

4 posted on 05/17/2005 10:05:40 AM PDT by Bush_Democrat (Ex-Democrat since 2001)
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To: JoeV1

This has been passed around more often than Madonna in a Pro Football locker room.


5 posted on 05/17/2005 10:06:16 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: JoeV1

That is funny!!


6 posted on 05/17/2005 10:07:00 AM PDT by Heff ("Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it's the Almighty's gift to humanity" GW Bush 4/12/04)
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To: JoeV1

Ping for later


7 posted on 05/17/2005 10:09:49 AM PDT by Josh in PA
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To: JoeV1

Be careful who you run in to in life!


8 posted on 05/17/2005 10:10:46 AM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: Nightshift

ping


9 posted on 05/17/2005 10:10:48 AM PDT by tutstar ( <{{--->< Impeach Judge Greer http://www.petitiononline.com/ijg520/petition.html)
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To: Josh in PA


10 posted on 05/17/2005 10:11:19 AM PDT by Fido969 (I see Red People!)
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To: JoeV1

Joe, well I'd never heard this before and I laughed my @ss off.


11 posted on 05/17/2005 10:12:37 AM PDT by poobear
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To: JoeV1
This was the guy who was in the accident two weeks later in a tree catching contest. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/catchatree.html
12 posted on 05/17/2005 10:14:20 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: JoeV1

bookmark


13 posted on 05/17/2005 10:17:16 AM PDT by myself6 (Nazi = socialist , democrat=socialist , therefore democrat = Nazi)
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To: JoeV1

Also: Yassir Arafat is still dead.


14 posted on 05/17/2005 10:17:16 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan
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To: JoeV1

Oh holy crap! I laughed so hard tears ran down my face.

Thanks for posting the link. I forwarded it on.


15 posted on 05/17/2005 10:18:15 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: JoeV1

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I laughed so loud everyone in my office thought I was nuts!!!


16 posted on 05/17/2005 10:19:53 AM PDT by HOYA97 (Hoya Saxa = What Rocks)
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To: JoeV1

Hey Jackintheboxguy, the type of Bible is "NIV" (New International Version) and not "NVI".


17 posted on 05/17/2005 10:20:20 AM PDT by tang-soo (Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
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To: JoeV1

OMG! MY sides hurt!


18 posted on 05/17/2005 10:21:35 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry ("Harry Reid in stripes, I kinda like that image." -Tagline courtesy of DFU. Thanks!)
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To: JoeV1

This is the semi-yearly posting of this e-mail. If you miss it today, it will be back in six months or less. ;-)


19 posted on 05/17/2005 10:21:50 AM PDT by SubMareener (Become a monthly donor! Free FreeRepublic.com from Quarterly FReepathons!)
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To: JoeV1

Holy buckets! This is funny!! I've never heard it so I'm glad you posted it!


20 posted on 05/17/2005 10:24:12 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: JoeV1

Funniest thing I've heard in a long time! Thanks for posting it!


21 posted on 05/17/2005 10:24:45 AM PDT by acad1228
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To: JoeV1

I got tickled just listening to this fellow laugh.


22 posted on 05/17/2005 10:26:39 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: JoeV1

That was well worth the download! Contagious laughter at it's best. Thanks.


23 posted on 05/17/2005 10:29:45 AM PDT by G.Mason ( Save the Republic from the shallow, demagogic sectarians.)
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To: Bush_Democrat
(Just a friendly reminder that Search is your friend....)

Actually, Search is more like your mother than your friend. Think about it. ;-)

24 posted on 05/17/2005 10:31:56 AM PDT by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: JoeV1

Sent this to my flaming lib brother-in-law. He not only didn't laugh, he found it "horrifying" and he "felt like vomiting".

(sigh)


25 posted on 05/17/2005 10:37:02 AM PDT by Grammy (Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig.)
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To: poobear

Me too!!! Pretty freakin' funny!!!


26 posted on 05/17/2005 10:37:38 AM PDT by OC_Steve (Yeahman, dangol'internet, tellyouwhat, manyougetonthere and clickclickclickclickclick)
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To: JoeV1

I peed my pants! Really! OMG this is the funniest thing ever!!!


27 posted on 05/17/2005 10:40:40 AM PDT by rintense
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To: Scythian

LMAO!


28 posted on 05/17/2005 10:43:24 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Ever eaten a Moose?)
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To: Grammy

Condolences to you and to your sister!


29 posted on 05/17/2005 10:48:30 AM PDT by MarcusTulliusCicero
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To: JoeV1

Bump for later read.


30 posted on 05/17/2005 10:49:11 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: JoeV1

I am still wiping my eyes. I hadn't heard it before.


31 posted on 05/17/2005 10:51:20 AM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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To: savedbygrace
"Actually, Search is more like your mother than your friend. Think about it. ;-)"

I know what you mean.. tich tich.... ;D!
32 posted on 05/17/2005 10:51:26 AM PDT by poobear
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To: JoeV1

Nice skit!


33 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:45 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules ("Girl drowns as Ted Kennedy visits Nantucket")
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To: US_MilitaryRules; tx_eggman
no, THIS... THIS is a nice skit. A Championship winner! http://www.geocities.com/devil_river_mountain_men/skit1998.html
34 posted on 05/17/2005 11:27:49 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Would you like an apple pie with that?)
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected

ping for later listen


35 posted on 05/17/2005 11:28:57 AM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (Be nice, I'm new here)
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To: speak

Ping for home listening.


36 posted on 05/17/2005 11:36:11 AM PDT by speak
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To: kalee

self ping


37 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:50 AM PDT by kalee
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To: JoeV1

marking.


38 posted on 05/17/2005 11:50:26 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: JoeV1; SittinYonder

I've never heard it. Now that was funny! I have to send it around the office tho cause everyone wants to know what was so funny.


39 posted on 05/17/2005 11:51:50 AM PDT by eyespysomething (It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful)
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To: Kennesaw

ping


40 posted on 05/17/2005 11:52:37 AM PDT by Kennesaw
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To: JoeV1

Ever see the video "Trunk Monkeys"?

I call that recording "Trunk Granny".


41 posted on 05/17/2005 11:54:04 AM PDT by Eagle Eye (BTDT got the T shirt, shot glass, shoulder patch, challenge coin, coffee mug....)
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To: JoeV1

I went there but it says it has been removed. WAaaaa I wanted to hear it.


42 posted on 05/17/2005 11:58:23 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: JoeV1

'She's hittin' him with her Bible!'

VOICE MAIL BLOW-BY-BLOW OF FIGHT IS COMEDY HIT ON NET

By Dan Reed

Mercury News

ESPN should hire this guy, if they need someone to do play-by-play on car wrecks.

Six years ago, or so the story goes, Mike Childs left a hilarious commentary on a co-worker's voice mail about witnessing four little old ladies beat the tar out of a guy who hit their car and then tried to blame it on them. But only within the past few weeks has the magic of the Internet, where the recording is now posted, clued in tens of thousands to Childs' infectious laugh and his wonderful eye for detail, all told with his Louisiana drawl.

His phone is now ringing as if there's a four-alarm fire. People from around the world have heard his take on the crash.

Some of the Internet chatter suggests it was too good to be true. But true it was, Childs insists.

``It was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life,'' he said Friday. ``I have been to the summit of comedy. I have been to the mountain top.''

What's so funny about a car wreck? Here -- real or otherwise -- is Childs' story.

Childs was a construction manager for Jack in the Box. He says he was leaving a voice mail for his boss, telling him he was running late for a meeting in Dallas. It was a rainy day and some guy ran a red light, clipping a Chevy Impala filled with the ``old ladies,'' as Childs put it.

The man, about 40, Childs says, came out of his car and threw up his hands as if it was their fault. The driver rolled down the window. And she promptly pepper-sprayed him. Then she jumped out and started whomping on him with her umbrella.

Here are some excerpts from Childs' recorded description, all interspersed with his great bursts of laughter:

``This woman with a little black purse, she's tomahawking him, man! She looks like some kind of 20-horsepower jackhammer! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!''

And this: ``There's another one, looks like Mother Goose. She's beatin' him -- She's got this huge big bag.''

And this: (huge laugh) ``She's hittin' him with her Bible!''

Mark Holmes, the director of construction for the Houston office, says he's the one who got the voice mail.

``This is too good,'' Holmes said Friday, recalling his initial reaction. ``I've got to pass it on to corporate.''

Then, Childs said, it got passed on to everyone. ``One of the gurus in the computer department must have made a'' WAV file of it and finally put it on the Internet.

Today, it's everywhere. A Google search for ``voice mail'' and ``Jack in the Box'' turns up thousands of hits. Childs says he was interviewed by three radio stations Friday.

Childs said it was so funny he just got ``caught up in it,'' never thinking to hang up.

And as a godly man, he even knew what kind of Bible the little old ladies were swatting the guy with. He has one just like it. It's hardcover, and packs a wallop, he said.

But he said the man's life wasn't in peril. ``Their swings were not that of Barry Bonds,'' he said. ``He got some bumps and bruises, but he was never in danger.''

He told his wife, Stephani, about it when he got home. He said they'll be together for the rest of their lives, but don't be mad if he doesn't laugh at her jokes. He's been to the mountain top. ``It was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.''


43 posted on 05/17/2005 12:13:02 PM PDT by stinkerpot65
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