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FUNNIEST VOICE MAIL EVER!!!!
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Posted on 05/17/2005 10:01:10 AM PDT by JoeV1

This is the funniest voice mail I've ever heard. I guy is calling in to his workPlace to expalin he will be late when an accident occurs right in front of him. The rest is hilarious.

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: accident; ancient; donetodeath; notfunny; oldnews; voicemail
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Get ready to laugh your as* off!!
1 posted on 05/17/2005 10:01:11 AM PDT by JoeV1
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Don't need to: My Mom got this forwarded to her AOL mailbox and we all played it over and over again!!

"Lo Fue Excellente"--'It was excellent'--Had to listen multiple times to fully understand what it all was happening.


2 posted on 05/17/2005 10:04:21 AM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("Follow ME." --Jesus, Son of God, The Perfect Lamb & Sacrifice.)
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To: JoeV1

I would if I hadn't already heard about this a million times.


3 posted on 05/17/2005 10:04:30 AM PDT by mcg1969
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To: JoeV1
Yep, it's funny alright. In fact it was funny each time it's been posted this year: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?s=jack+in+the+box&ok=Search&q=quick&m=all&o=time&SX=428a331759435772be7390df3a8ea6dd2085bf6c

(Just a friendly reminder that Search is your friend....)

4 posted on 05/17/2005 10:05:40 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Democrat since 2001)
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To: JoeV1

This has been passed around more often than Madonna in a Pro Football locker room.


5 posted on 05/17/2005 10:06:16 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: JoeV1

That is funny!!


6 posted on 05/17/2005 10:07:00 AM PDT by Heff ("Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it's the Almighty's gift to humanity" GW Bush 4/12/04)
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To: JoeV1

Ping for later


7 posted on 05/17/2005 10:09:49 AM PDT by Josh in PA
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To: JoeV1

Be careful who you run in to in life!


8 posted on 05/17/2005 10:10:46 AM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: Nightshift

ping


9 posted on 05/17/2005 10:10:48 AM PDT by tutstar ( <{{--->< Impeach Judge Greer http://www.petitiononline.com/ijg520/petition.html)
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To: Josh in PA


10 posted on 05/17/2005 10:11:19 AM PDT by Fido969 (I see Red People!)
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To: JoeV1

Joe, well I'd never heard this before and I laughed my @ss off.


11 posted on 05/17/2005 10:12:37 AM PDT by poobear
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To: JoeV1
This was the guy who was in the accident two weeks later in a tree catching contest. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/catchatree.html
12 posted on 05/17/2005 10:14:20 AM PDT by Scythian
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bookmark


13 posted on 05/17/2005 10:17:16 AM PDT by myself6 (Nazi = socialist , democrat=socialist , therefore democrat = Nazi)
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To: JoeV1

Also: Yassir Arafat is still dead.


14 posted on 05/17/2005 10:17:16 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan
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To: JoeV1

Oh holy crap! I laughed so hard tears ran down my face.

Thanks for posting the link. I forwarded it on.


15 posted on 05/17/2005 10:18:15 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: JoeV1

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I laughed so loud everyone in my office thought I was nuts!!!


16 posted on 05/17/2005 10:19:53 AM PDT by HOYA97 (Hoya Saxa = What Rocks)
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To: JoeV1

Hey Jackintheboxguy, the type of Bible is "NIV" (New International Version) and not "NVI".


17 posted on 05/17/2005 10:20:20 AM PDT by tang-soo (Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
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To: JoeV1

OMG! MY sides hurt!


18 posted on 05/17/2005 10:21:35 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry ("Harry Reid in stripes, I kinda like that image." -Tagline courtesy of DFU. Thanks!)
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To: JoeV1

This is the semi-yearly posting of this e-mail. If you miss it today, it will be back in six months or less. ;-)


19 posted on 05/17/2005 10:21:50 AM PDT by SubMareener (Become a monthly donor! Free FreeRepublic.com from Quarterly FReepathons!)
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To: JoeV1

Holy buckets! This is funny!! I've never heard it so I'm glad you posted it!


20 posted on 05/17/2005 10:24:12 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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