"Did they find any 5,000 year old drinking songs too?"
Yup, it starts this way:
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."
posted on 05/18/2005 7:16:17 PM PDT
Drink, drink, drank, drunk
drink, drink, drank, drunk
drunk last night
drunk the night before-oh
I'm gonna get drunk tonight
like I never been drunk before...
posted on 05/18/2005 7:25:09 PM PDT
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
Guess they weren't Muslims back then.
Things haven't improved.
posted on 05/18/2005 7:25:45 PM PDT
(Fear the government which fears your guns. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
Or the ancient Egyptian version:
"99 rough hewn ceramic jars of beer in the mortuary, 99 rough hew ceramic jars of beer..."
It just rolls off the tongue so easily, too...
posted on 05/19/2005 6:14:21 AM PDT
(Raaargh! Raaargh! Crush, Stomp!)
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