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New Monkey Species With Goose-Like Call Discovered
ABCnews.com ^
| 5/19/05
| AMANDA ONION
Posted on 05/19/2005 2:15:43 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana
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It wasn't until members from each group were talking at a bar in Tanzania that they realized they had the same big find on their hands. Isn't it always the case?
To: hispanarepublicana
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:17:57 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: hispanarepublicana
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:20:36 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: dangus
Sorry to correct you, but that's a goose with a monkey-like call.
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:20:43 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez was't cool.)
To: Rakkasan1
Did ya'll catch the name in the byline?
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:21:20 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez was't cool.)
To: hispanarepublicana; speedy; Joe 6-pack; bitt; LibertarianInExile; didi; Yaelle; Larry Lucido; ...
finding this new species is the start of a process, not the end of one," said Davenport. "Now it's our responsibility to ensure its survival."
Ha! Since this thing obviously evolved (just gotta figure out which of these is the oldest...), it is now the most advanced beast on the planet. It won't need OUR puny help. In fact, we're now in great danger of becoming the Planet of The (Mary) Mapes.... No doubt it has secret hidden missle defense sites, advanced medical technology and 100% public education, having "progressed" beyond humans....
/SMIRK
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:22:19 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: dangus
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:22:57 PM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
To: hispanarepublicana; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
New Monkey Species With Goose-Like Call Discovered Honkey Monkey.
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:23:10 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(KnockKnock/Who's there?/Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak Who?")
To: Rakkasan1
Here's a closeup (artist rendition) of the monkey: It's got a mullet!!!
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:23:13 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez was't cool.)
To: hispanarepublicana
"Did ya'll catch the name in the byline?"
That's Garrison Keillor's screen name, AKA Amanda Love...
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:23:50 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
I'd have chosen Greta Garlic.
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:24:49 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez was't cool.)
To: hispanarepublicana
"business up front, party in the rear"
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:25:19 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: hispanarepublicana
I thought the honking apes were all in the Senate today arguing against the up and down vote.
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:25:58 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: hispanarepublicana
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:26:48 PM PDT
by
mnehring
(http://www.mlearningworld.com)
To: hispanarepublicana
Her maiden name was Amanda Hugankiss....
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:30:55 PM PDT
by
GoldMan
(Never try to rationalize an irrational mind............)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
I thought the honking apes were all in the Senate today arguing against the up and down vote. No, that's the braying jackasses.
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:31:40 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez was't cool.)
To: Blurblogger; Monkey Face
Anyone tell monkeyface about this new relative. ;o)
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:33:37 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
To: K4Harty
I laughed out loud.
Yes, yes, the simian characteristics are quite apparent!
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:36:02 PM PDT
by
Bald Eagle777
(Property tax is eternal rent. You can never own your own land. Why?)
To: hispanarepublicana
Honk! Honk!
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:43:18 PM PDT
by
FreedomFarmer
(Socialism is not an ideology, it is a disease. Eliminate the vectors.)
To: hispanarepublicana
I can't tell you how many "big finds" I've discovered in bars. Yessir. Nothing like a couple of stiff ones and before you know it, you have a big find on your hands.
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posted on
05/19/2005 2:45:47 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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