Posted on 05/20/2005 10:50:48 AM PDT by .cnI redruM
The riots caused by Newsweek's story claiming American interrogators were flushing the Koran caused many Americans to be amazed by the extreme reaction in the Islamic world. Ken Woodward, the long-time religion writer of Newsweek, tried to explain to Christians just how offensive Koran-flushing is to Muslims: "Recitation of the Koran is for Muslims much like what receiving the Eucharist is for Catholics -- a very intimate ingestion of the divine itself."
There's a certain irony here. If you wanted to see the Eucharist in the toilet, you needed only to watch the NBC sitcom "Committed" in February, when NBC played for laughs the idea that two main characters thought they accidentally dropped a communion wafer in a bar toilet.
Hollywood makes lame jokes and harsh satires of Christianity all the time, figuratively and literally tossing Jesus, the Bible and church figures into the toilet. Those alleged American interrogators are pikers compared to Tinseltown. They could learn at the feet of the masters of mockery.
Last May, on Fox's "That ‘70s Show," one character explained to another: "You don't get paid to be the best man. You do it for the satisfaction of nailing the hottest bridesmaid. It's in the Bible." Religion is often mocked as fairy tales for fruitcakes. In a January 2004 episode of "The Simpsons," the daughter Lisa tells the son Bart, "The Mount Builders worshipped turtles as well as badgers, snakes and other animals." Bart replies, "Thank God we've come to our senses and worship some carpenter that lived 2,000 years ago."
Anti-Semitic riots and hate crimes were endlessly predicted when Mel Gibson made "The Passion of the Christ." Frank Rich and all the other Gibson-bashers looked pretty silly when millions of Americans saw the movie, and the impending Kristallnacht didn't materialize.
But that hasn't stopped some in Hollywood from satirizing Gibson as a Nazi kook. You can go out and buy the DVD of South Park's cartoon treatment, titled "The Passion of the Jew," in which the young characters see the movie, and then Cartman starts a Mel Gibson fan club with Nazi/Holocaust overtones, while two other characters confront an over-the-top crazy Gibson dancing in a Carmen Miranda get-up as they demand their ticket money back. The DVD also includes a "classic" episode titled "Red Hot Catholic Love," where almost every Catholic priest and cardinal in the world favors having sex with altar boys, because it's supposedly been enshrined in Vatican law.
Impressed by lucrative DVD sales of the crude cancelled cartoon "Family Guy," Fox brought their old show back to Fox on May 1 with another Mel Gibson-as-kooky-Catholic-Nazi satire. The lead characters go on a second honeymoon in a Gibson hotel room, where they discover a secret film titled "The Passion the Christ 2: Crucify This," a buddy-cop picture with the tagline: "This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass." Jesus even replies to a buddy-cop who claims he's crazy: "That's what my ex-wife said."
Peter, the lead character, protests ("That's all we need, more Mel Gibson Jesus mumbo-jumbo") and pledges to "save the world from another two hours of torture on behalf of Jesus, Scooby and the other beloved children's characters." His wife, Lois, worries that it's one thing to take Gibson's "towels, bathrobes and Nazi paraphernalia," but not the movie. A duo of Gibson's priest henchmen kidnap Lois and fly her to Gibson's house on the top of Mount Rushmore. The cartoon Gibson later falls to his death off the famous sculpture. Peter says it's because "Christians don't believe in gravity."
Even as Muslims rioted in Afghanistan, Fox was showing an episode of "The Simpsons" in which Homer and Bart convert to Catholicism, and havoc ensues. Marge is having a vision of being in Protestant heaven with country-club types, while over on the other cloud, Catholic heaven is full of passionate Latinos and fighting, drinking Irishmen. Homer and Bart join everyone else in Catholic heaven doing the Riverdance. At the end, two futuristic armies are about to kill each other pointlessly over differing interpretations of what St. Bart Simpson said. The episode was postponed because it was originally planned to air on the weekend Pope John Paul II died. How thoughtful.
So why doesn't Hollywood produce storylines about the Koran being flushed down the john? That, they would tell you firmly, with conviction, would be religious bigotry.
The Avante Guarde are normally Avante Chickensh-t. They accuse Christians of every type of barbarity imaginable precisely because they know no decent practising Christian will actually burn them and then hang them from a bridge near Fallujah.
Let them meet somebody who would probably jack off while they burned, and the pathetic boot licking and fawning immediately commences.
After the crucifix in a glass of urine, there isn't much Hollywood can add that hasn't already been said.
Actually, as a Catholic, I find that kinda funny.
The riots caused by Newsweek's story
The riots caused by Newsweek's story
The riots caused by Newsweek's story
The riots caused by Newsweek's story
The riots caused by Newsweek's story
please make a note of it.
Nice try, apologists.
Frankly, there should be a nationwide flushing of the Koran to show our protest to the islamics protest.
Good one. Hadn't heard that.
Gospel
Mk 9:38-40
John said to Jesus,
"Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name,
and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him.
There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name
who can at the same time speak ill of me.
For whoever is not against us is for us."
I like Brent Bozell, but the man should grow a sense of humor. I find his foaming rants against cartoons like South Park and The Simpsons rather over the top.
Note to multiculturalists and moral relativists: Some cultures are vastly superior to others!
I truly believe people responsible for this blasphany will go to hell. That is their conviction. Judgement will be served.
Add Michael Medved to the list, too.
Too many have forgotten the contrast of us vs. them from 9/11, this country needed a fresh reminder of why we're superior to Islamofascist scum. They revere a book of fairy tales over human life, and we (except for abortion) tend to do the opposite.
I never believed that stupid Ko-ran was flushed down the toilet from the get-go. My kids stop up the toilet with a big wad of toilet paper, how do you flush a huge book?
Maybe hollywood is jealous and only seeks worship for themselves.
Sorry....I have too much respect for my toilet
They must have some toilets down there .... but maybe the US printed the Koran on water soluble paper left over from the Cold War cypher pads ......
You know what would be really funny? That picture of Saddam Hussein in his skivvies with a piece of paper obviously ripped from a ko-ran hanging from his drawers as he walks away from the bathroom.
I think that just about covers it ... cowardice. As far as Christians are concerned, I think that their confidence is such that attempts to belittle their beliefs by irrelevant people are not considered to be worthy of response. Perhaps the typical irrational Muslim response is indicative of a lack of confidence and deeply felt self doubt.
She just out and out lashes out at catholism and rips on the church in some of the most mean spirited manner that no other episode displayed.
or from his foot ...
Mort Kondrake said on Fox last night that the difference may be splitting hairs, but here it is: For Muslims, the Koran is God. For Christians, the crucifix is a sign of the faith, not Christ or God, himself.
The real difference is that Muslims believe in killing as part of their religion.
Huh? Numero uno, it never happened. Newsweak invented the story. Numero two-o, it would only be blasphamy if the Koran were a bonafide spiritual book with the word of G-d. Its not, and Islam is a moon-worshipping satanic death cult.......
Hollywood understands only one thing ... money. They'll stop producing garbage when people stop buying it.
Liberal secularists behave toward Christians in the same manner that many of today's teens behave toward their parents.
BTTT
As a Catholic my opinion was that the other Christians were made to look like the fools.
After looking at both versions of Heaven I definitely wanted to be in Catholic version. They were having fun.
Whaddayathink?
Because Islam is a psychopathic religion. They know that Catholics won't strap C-4 to their chests and blow up a movie theater or kidnap a celebrity and slit their throats because Christ was insulted. Muslims will when the Koran, Mohammad, Islam, or Allah is! Rushdie is in his 20th year of a death Fatwa.
What need to happen is that Christians need to ban together and stop spending money on commercial sponsors, news publications and movie tickets that produce the anti christian crap! We are the majority in tax payers, yet too damn stupid to harness our power to institute change!
I watched it too and enjoyed it. But I had a lot of explaining to do for my 5yr old.
Well, you could ask one Dutch film maker how much tolerance for other points of view the Mooslims have.
What's that? Oh, that's right a mooslim stabbed him to death for making a simple film showing a horribly mistreated mooslim woman.
Nevermind.
I've spent a good portion of my adult life in third world muslim crapholes and you have to realize that many muslims are not only uneducated but that 20 years ago or so many of the were still rubbing sticks together to make fire. Many "educated" muslims I knew couldn't read a map, or use the simplest handtools. Muslims that drove vehicles down the road at night flash their lights on and off so as not to "wear down the battery". Egyptians painted the tails and wingtips of their F-16's orange, so that they could tell the difference between their F-16's and Israels (apparently, there is no orange paint in Israel). And these are just a few examples from progressive muslim states. Many Americans and Europeans just cannot understand what 3rd world truly means.
That's not true. They make anti-American, anti-
Christian losers all the time and they don't care.
Actually the riots were caused by political problems in Afghanistan as much as Newsweeks story. The US military has said that.
I call it the Newsweek riotsgate outrage
Hollywood makes lame jokes and harsh satires of Christianity all the time, figuratively and literally tossing Jesus, the Bible and church figures into the toilet. Those alleged American interrogators are pikers compared to Tinseltown. They could learn at the feet of the masters of mockery
And you can put abortion on the shoulders of our homegrown scum.
christians are called to forgive... muslims are called to revenge
easy math.
Good point. "Back to the Future' was one of the few movies bold enough to to portray IRANIAN TERRORISTS as the bad guys.
Either would be funny... who's the resident Photoshop expert? :D
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