Three-year-old James Manges swings from a bar inside of a toy vending machine at Wal-Mart early Thursday. Manges crawled into the machine and was unable to get out until the fire department arrived and opened the machine from the back.
Posted on 05/20/2005 8:05:32 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
Aw, chute, I got here too late to dispense any puns. Not to change the subject, but I was still loafing over at the bread pun thread from a few nights ago.
Put the little brat in the naughty seat.
Glad you carbed out some time to pop-up over here. This kid's parents in this thread need to make an exact change in their discipline skills, though.
The thread last night had a photo
Thanks slot. It's quite a slice of life. (Mixing bread and vending puns may be a new low, but I'm sure we can sink even lower.)
we could sink lower but it would drain my energy to dish out mixed puns
Pipe down or this will turn into a plumbing thread.
What was mom doing?? Picking up what?? Aren't we all out at 3 AM with our kids.
That crack was uncalled for. You should washer mouth out.
Three-year-old James Manges swings from a bar inside of a toy vending machine at Wal-Mart early Thursday. Manges crawled into the machine and was unable to get out until the fire department arrived and opened the machine from the back.
No way! Too funny!
I didn't mean to pan your efforts; they really bowl me over.
Well, don't bother flooding me with complements now. You've tanked.
I think I probably am tapped out, now that you mention it. Urinal these pun threads, aren't you?
I just can't stopper myself when I get this tired at night. I try to wrench myself away. What's sewer reason for being on the pun threads?
Wasn't there a scene something like this in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"?
I just like to plunge in now and then to waste time. When a thread starts overflowing with witty puns, it can really be a ball. It also helps me to brush up on a lot of different subjects. (Have we scared everybody else off of here?)
There were others here bidet just couldn't handle it.
I think our watered-down puns might have flushed them out. Well, we've probably stalled long enough. Maybe it's time toilet ourselves out gracefully.
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