Pepsi Packed with Pig Parts? (Islamofacists want to know!)

Al Irsyad Al Islamiyyah (terrorist nutbars) ^ | 18 May 2005 | expatguy

[freespirited]

I think I may have just figured out what this is about. Someone has been spreading a rumor that Pepsi contains pepsin (a digestive enzyme) obtained from the stomach of pigs. Go here and scroll down to Q68.

http://www.whatisinit.com/frames/frames/quest.cfm

Then click on that question which links to an answer explaining that this is total nonsense.

[elcid1970]

Is that how the carbonation is generated?

[alicewonders]

Pepsi's made from chitlin's? I knew there was some kind of taste in there I didn't like.

[Grzegorz 246]

[ElkGroveDan]

Let's just toss around a football and forget all about it.

[lilylangtree]

Consumation of pork would improve the IQ of the islamics.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

"Is that how the carbonation is generated?"

Yes. Always. In everything. (Didn't you take science in high school? Gees!!!!)

[b4its2late]

Have Newsweak run an article that says there are pig parts in everything that everyone in the world eats or drinks. That'll teach 'em.

[Fithee]

Eureka! We have just found the solution!

Develop Bio-fuels from pig $hit. We produce mega tons of it on our pig farms. Make gasoline from the feed stocks and use it to power our automobiles. This will saturate and contaminate the air we breath with pig $hit effluents.

Let's go for it!

[NoClones]

these cretinous muslims should be told that all the air in the middle east has been sprayed with an aerosol from satellites composed of water extracted from pig sweat...in other words they are all inhaling the essence of swine with every breath!!

haw, haw, haw!!

[MOgirl]

Hello,

See how low a person can sink when they are passed over for Pope? Sad, I tell you, sad....

Glad to be here, MOgirl

[SIDENET]

Yum. Mecca Cola...free of pork, and made in the land of BS.

[easonc52]

Pepsi is really made from the pigs middle finger. If you don't believe me, just check your pig and you will see that its middle digit has been procured. Very active black market in purloined pig digits.

Tnen there's that new Trade Tower design:

That'll get'm stomping...

[LasVegasMac]

Some carefully planted references and stories about pig parts used in the preparation or packaging of just about every food product that muslims eat could lead to some pretty funny stuff. :)

No kidding!

The latest tool in our battle against terrorism....

Pork Propaganda.

The possibilities are endless.........

LVM

[crazyhorse691]

Cool!! I just stole it for future use.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

You have a wonderful sence of humor. Thank you.

Right now I'm wearing a rankled pair of shorts. They do need a bit of unrankling.

In a few, I will be changing into my pajamahadeen outfit. My lovely housekeeper (once a week) irons them. I really don't know why. (This is one of the lovely perks living in the tropics. Housekeepers are affordable for us lazy chicks.)

[null and void]

Helen Thomas and I are going steady.

We're to be married in July.

To each other???

[null and void]

Now that I think about it, it makes sense. That way she'd be the looker...

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

“Grab yourself…?”

EXCUSE ME!!! That is what the Wacko did in the Pepsi commercials.