"Oh, it's good for hunting. The only problem with that is there isn't an abundance of elephants in NY state."
Makes a helluva impression on deer, bears, etc which are found in New York State....
I think the exit wound would be the whole other side of the animal!
Don't get me wrong, I want a Desert Eagle more than just about anything. I want to crack the engine block of the next 18 wheeler that pisses me off!