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Reporter murders squirrel
Daily Record ^ | 05/29/05

Posted on 05/30/2005 7:19:50 AM PDT by Radioactive

TV GIRL SOUASHED MY BABY SOUIRREL May 28 2005

A REPORTER sent to do a story about a baby squirrel stood on the fluffy creature by mistake and killed it.

Inka Blumensaat wanted to tell how a pet cat had saved the orphaned squirrel by adopting it as her own.

But the friendly rodent jumped on her leg as she filmed her report and she panicked and trampled it underfoot,breaking its neck.

Heike Reher, whose cat adopted the squirrel in Lubeck, Germany, said: 'The reporter started leaping about like a mad woman. She squashed the squirrel completely.

'Everyone looked at the floor in horror where the little squirrel lay in a pool of blood.

'I picked my little treasure up and ran out of the house in tears. I was so upset I could not speak.

'The reporter came back with some flowers but I could not speak to her.'

Inka, who works for NDR TV, said: 'I regret the whole thing bitterly and wish there was something I could do to put it right


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: animals; breakneck; kill; murder; pets; smash; squash; squirrel; stompon
All I can say is ......OOOPS!
1 posted on 05/30/2005 7:19:52 AM PDT by Radioactive
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To: Radioactive

A reporter saw a baby and couldn't understand why it didn't have its brains vacuumed out of it already.


2 posted on 05/30/2005 7:21:16 AM PDT by thoughtomator (The U.S. Constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government)
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To: Radioactive

Video title: "When Reporters Attack"


3 posted on 05/30/2005 7:23:22 AM PDT by Gunrunner2
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To: Radioactive

She ought to be sent to Iraq. Tell her Zarqawi's really a baby squirrel in a terrorist suit. If she ever saw him, she'd stomp the snot outta him.


4 posted on 05/30/2005 7:26:50 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Sam's Army; TheBigB
If I was still into crush films, this would be totally hot, but I'm better now.
Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

5 posted on 05/30/2005 7:28:03 AM PDT by Owl_Eagle (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Radioactive

It's nothing that a jury trial and a $50 million verdict for infliction of mental pain and suffering can't fix.


6 posted on 05/30/2005 7:29:24 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Brilliant

Does PETA have a chapter in Germany?


7 posted on 05/30/2005 7:30:07 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Radioactive

OMG, that's too bizarre.

Our Weimaraner will stalk and kill squirrels in our yard.

We live on a golf course, and one golfer saw her catch one and went berserk. Came over to tell us we shouldn't allow her to kill squirrels (like we're supposed to chain the dog up or something when she's in our yard, and my philosophy is if the squirrel is dumb enough to get that far away from the tree so she can cut him off on his reatreat to the tree, oh well.)

Anyway, the guy was raising a stink. Finally, my husband said, "Look, a squirrel is a rat with a bushy tail, they're not on any endangered species list, so get over it."

Wonder how that golfer would feel about this reporter, LOL!


8 posted on 05/30/2005 7:31:41 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: Radioactive
'Everyone looked at the floor in horror where the little squirrel lay in a pool of blood.

I'm trying really hard not to laugh but I just can't keep the tears from rolling down my cheek!

9 posted on 05/30/2005 7:31:55 AM PDT by Drew68 (IYAOYAS! Semper Gumby!)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Were you in to the "Peggy Hill" variety?


10 posted on 05/30/2005 7:34:42 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Radioactive

Did she have to but new shoes to replace the ones that have the rats blood on them?


11 posted on 05/30/2005 7:41:54 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit." AYN RAND)
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To: Radioactive
From what I've read to date, "manslaughter" is the best you can hope for.

Squirrelslaughter?

12 posted on 05/30/2005 7:43:03 AM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
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To: Radioactive

PETA alert!!


13 posted on 05/30/2005 7:43:06 AM PDT by television is just wrong (http://heidisblogs.blogspot.com/ (visit blogs, visit ads).)
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To: Radioactive
Are You Nuts?
Kill my Family?


14 posted on 05/30/2005 7:44:57 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Salvation is more than an experience and a Prayer it is a life changing event.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Did she have to but new shoes to replace the ones that have the rats blood on them?

For Sale On E-Bay.....You can now own the famous reporter's shoes, still containing the blood of the baby squirrel. One of the spatters is in the shape of the virgin Mary. Bidding starts at $50,000
15 posted on 05/30/2005 7:46:49 AM PDT by jrg
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To: dawn53
I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Rodent rights!

The world will not be at peace until rodentkind is fully accepted. Rodent rights now!

16 posted on 05/30/2005 7:49:29 AM PDT by Ophiucus
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To: Radioactive

"You should've seen the look in her eyes,
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs,
And she jumped to her feet and cried, 'Lord have mercy on me!'"
--- Ray Stevens, "Mississippi Squirrel Revival"


17 posted on 05/30/2005 7:49:44 AM PDT by Graymatter
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To: Radioactive

Oh the humanity!


18 posted on 05/30/2005 7:50:57 AM PDT by Radix (Having the best Free Republic Tag Lines since...what time is it anyhow?)
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To: Radioactive

Hey look, you can replace the word "reporter-Inka Blumensaat" with "Hillary" and the word "squirrel" with "opponent" and it would sound just like another usual episode of Arkancide.

HILLARY SOUASHED OPPONENT May 28 2005

Hillary sent to do a story about an opponent stood on the fluffy creature by mistake and killed it.

Hillary wanted to tell how a pet cat had saved the opponent by adopting it as her own.

But the opponent jumped on her leg as she filmed her report and she panicked and trampled it underfoot,breaking its neck.

Heike Reher, whose cat adopted the opponent in Lubeck, Germany, said: 'Hillary started leaping about like a mad woman. She squashed the opponent completely.

'Everyone looked at the floor in horror where the opponent lay in a pool of blood.

'I picked my little opponent up and ran out of the house in tears. I was so upset I could not speak.

'Hillary came back with some flowers but I could not speak to her.'

Hillary, who works for NDR TV, said: 'I regret the whole thing bitterly and wish there was something I could do to put it right


19 posted on 05/30/2005 7:51:05 AM PDT by EdHallick
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To: Radioactive
betting the MSM also kills THIS story ....
20 posted on 05/30/2005 7:54:30 AM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck (Life is so short. Play naked.)
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To: Radioactive
'I picked my little treasure up and ran out of the house in tears. I was so upset I could not speak'

BWAHAAHAHA!

21 posted on 05/30/2005 7:57:41 AM PDT by silent_jonny
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To: Radioactive
'The reporter came back with some flowers but I could not speak to her.'

Jerk.

22 posted on 05/30/2005 8:00:49 AM PDT by stinkerpot65
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To: dawn53

PETA and the local animal-rights groups might like to speak to you about having your Weimaraner spend some time in prison for murder. Please, tell your dog to hire a good attorney and to say nothing incriminating--your post indicates she may be a serial killer....


23 posted on 05/30/2005 8:03:55 AM PDT by clearlight
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To: stinkerpot65

Am I the only one on this thread that thinks this is a sad story? That squirrel was someone's beloved pet. The reporter must feel absolutely horrible. While I don't like reporters in general, this was a sad story.


24 posted on 05/30/2005 8:05:59 AM PDT by winner3000 (part)
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To: Radioactive
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This sounds like a job for the Squirrel Avengers!! Prepare to die Evil Reporterette.

25 posted on 05/30/2005 8:07:02 AM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: Ophiucus
The world will not be at peace until rodentkind is fully accepted. Rodent rights now!

It might just be me but I think the older I get the more insane the world becomes.
26 posted on 05/30/2005 8:11:15 AM PDT by jec41 (Screaming Eagle)
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To: winner3000
Am I the only one on this thread that thinks this is a sad story?

It was sad when my daughter's goldfish died, but it was just a fish. We live in a sick culture which values animals over humans.

27 posted on 05/30/2005 8:12:23 AM PDT by stinkerpot65
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To: Owl_Eagle
ROFL!

Poor squirrell. I think it's a sad story.

28 posted on 05/30/2005 8:15:19 AM PDT by Allegra (It's Hotter'n A Whorehouse on Nickel Night)
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To: stinkerpot65; winner3000
We live in a sick culture which values animals over humans.

Perhaps she is empathizing with the girl in the story more than with the squirrell. It is a sad story. It's always sad when a child loses a beloved pet.

Particularly in a manner such as this.

29 posted on 05/30/2005 8:17:45 AM PDT by Allegra (It's Hotter'n A Whorehouse on Nickel Night)
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To: Radioactive
The media squashes good news all the time.

They want to make the news.

30 posted on 05/30/2005 8:27:05 AM PDT by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (NO PRISONERS!!)
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To: clearlight

She thinks PETA stands for

Pets
Eating
Tasty
Animals


31 posted on 05/30/2005 8:47:03 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: stinkerpot65

This story has nothing to do with "valuing animals over humans' although I agree with you it's a sick cultural problem we have.

It's a story about a girl's pet being killed by a careless reporter.

If some stupid reporter came over my house, acted like a berserk idiot, and stepped on my pet that I had spent time feeding and caring for, I would be ticked as heck.


32 posted on 05/30/2005 8:53:21 AM PDT by I still care (America is not the problem - it is the solution..)
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To: All

33 posted on 05/30/2005 8:54:36 AM PDT by DUH (a Merry Heart is the same equates to a valid medicine)
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To: Radioactive

It could have been worse. The little fella was obviously looking for nuts.


34 posted on 05/30/2005 8:56:17 AM PDT by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud?)
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To: Radioactive
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'Cause they're gay

-Cabin Fever

36 posted on 05/30/2005 9:45:36 AM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: Radioactive

Oh, the memories this story brings back.

When I was a youngster back home on the farm, one day my cat drug in a “dead” squirrel. Being the kind-hearted youngster I once was, I made the cat hand over the “dead” squirrel, and as soon as I had the squirrel safely in my hands, the possum playing little bastard came to life, about bit my thumb off and ran up a nearby tree. I went and got my rifle and have been an avid squirrel hunter since.


37 posted on 05/30/2005 9:47:42 AM PDT by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
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To: RichInOC
It could have been worse. The little fella was obviously looking for nuts.

HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

38 posted on 05/30/2005 9:48:00 AM PDT by Radioactive (I'm on the radio..so I'm radioactive)
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To: DJ Taylor
I had problems with squirrels in my attic.

I ended up pumping carbon monoxide from my car into the attic with a hose.

Bye Bye squirrels.

39 posted on 05/30/2005 11:37:41 AM PDT by Radioactive (I'm on the radio..so I'm radioactive)
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To: dawn53

haha, good for your husband. I think this story makes a very funny mind's picture. And so what?? Good grief, accidents happen. It'll turn that news reporter into a conservative, tho, want to bet?? Once she stops wallowing in guilt.


40 posted on 05/30/2005 7:27:48 PM PDT by bboop
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To: winner3000

You probably are the only one ...


41 posted on 05/30/2005 7:29:36 PM PDT by bboop
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who had the motive, who had the opportunity, who had the most to gain? we're through the looking glass here people.


42 posted on 05/30/2005 7:38:13 PM PDT by KneelBeforeZod ( I'm going to open Cobra Kai dojos all over this valley!)
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To: jec41
It might just be me but I think the older I get the more insane the world becomes.

Yep.

Sad thing is - it's not too hard to picture Pro-Rodent marches by loonie Leftist groups.....animals are people too...deserve their rights.....animal suffrage....counting claw chads to determine their little furry 'intent' on the ballots...

43 posted on 05/31/2005 9:29:46 PM PDT by Ophiucus
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To: Ophiucus
Sad thing is - it's not too hard to picture Pro-Rodent marches by loonie Leftist groups.....animals are people too...deserve their rights.....animal suffrage....counting claw chads to determine their little furry 'intent' on the ballots...

Yes, the only requirement for today's recognition is a uninformed opinion lacking facts or logic.
44 posted on 06/01/2005 4:51:53 AM PDT by jec41 (Screaming Eagle)
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