VANITY: JACKSON PREDICTIONS: guilty, not-guilty, suicide, running?

TheOtherOne | June 10, 2005 | TheOtherOne

[Bernard]

He has already fled the country. Back to his home planet? That way he could blend in.

[b4its2late]

(1)

[dogbyte12]

Don't mock the gift! Truth comes from TBLSlow. Michael Jackson & TLB are both just misunderstood.

[West Coast Conservative]

Hung jury. Maybe a conviction on giving booze to a minor.

[escapefromboston]

Micheal Jackson is probably guilty but will be found innocent on account of Thriller being a great album. This will set a precedent called the "the Thriller defense". It will, however, only work in cases involving Micheal Jackson.

[gopwinsin04]

Guilty on the Jesus Juice, hung jury on the rest.

[japaneseghost]

has anyone besides me gotten the BAD BAD WACKO JACKO jokes email? I don't know if it's appropriate to post them.

[TheOtherOne]

I disagree for the reason, that many of the factors that lead to that verdict were completely beyond the control of the prosecution. They had no way to be prepared for what happened.

I respectfully disagree. Any prosecutor who has solid DNA evidence, yet puts forth testamony that a dog bark and a sloppy parking job were worthy indicators of murder, deserves to lose. (that and police lying on the stand doesn't help) I watched that whole damn trial. They were out-manuevered at every turn, and put so much bad evidence in that the solid evidence was lost in a sea of crap.

[MeanFreePath]

Hung jury, no conviction...

[TheOtherOne]

lol, I thought TLB was short for That Little Boy.

[Perdogg]

(1) FOUND GUILTY, with a jail sentence.

[EdHallick]

He will be found guilty guilty guilty on everything (I have a $100 bet on it- easy money) and of course he will immediately have his wuss azz taken to the hospital after he plays sick again and of course the liberals will be out in force claiming racism.

[PatrickHenry]

Michael will be grabbed from the courtroom by his secret lover, Mike Tyson, who will then climb to the top of the Empire State Building, clutching Michael tightly, roaring defiantly at the world, only to be cruelly shot down by a swarm of biplanes. A tragic end to a tragic love story.

[TheOtherOne]

Awesome.

[TMSuchman]

I have to agree with SandRat. He has lived such a life of privlage that the very thought of being locked up, will cause him go over the ledge & take his own life. then his "family" will sue the procuter,judge,courts & the state of kaliforina for a wrongful death & collect a mint because of it.

[StoneGiant]

Prediction: MJ gets off scot free, but the ensuing bankruptcy leaves him impoverished to the point that a "Save Michael Jackson's Ranch" concert is held in Hollywood. The glitterati all attend, but the amount collected is under $50,000.

Jesse Jackson is so disappointed in his inability to achieve fame and fortune from the proceedings that he takes a month-long vacation in Zimbabwe, attempting to recapture the spirit of his African roots.

Johnie Cochran forgets about the whole thing, and becomes Howard Dean's spokesman.

[MikefromOhio]

hung jury and he skips the country....

[CHARLITE]

"He will be found guilty, and will have to be taken out of courtroom by ambulance."

Will stay in hospital for weeks until the day of sentencing, then will file complaint that he was "man-handled" (boy-handled?) while en route to the hospital and again while en route to court for sentencing.

Will offer to show court photos of bruises on arm.

Judge Melville will chuckle and proceed to give him 20 years in the slammer.

Next case?

Char :)

[Inspectorette]

I live in Santa Maria. If there are any riots, it won't be by the residents of this city, we're all sick of it. Any rioting will be by the rent-a-mobs bussed in from L.A. by the Rev'rund Jackson and MJ's hired thugs.

[EdHallick]

LOL!! Actually what`s going to be even weirder than that is how he is going to look when they have him take off his fake hair and his fake nose when he gets his mugshot. They had on O`Reilly tonight that he`s getting sent to the same prison as Charles Manson which makes it even more bizarre. MJ is going to have to moonwalk his way out of Charles grip.."Leave me alone! Heee heee! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"