"Yoo hoo! Michael, I`ve never had sex with a woman either!"
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:14:02 PM PDT by TheOtherOne
knot gillcup
I think you had it, but Johnnie Cochran died already.
He sure did.
(He's dead, you know.)
Yep, that`s exactly what he is going to do. He is going to pull the whole "doo feces on the wall" deal again. "They threw me in a bathroom with doo doo feces on the wall and pinched and pulled and hurt my arm and made me weep...Tito I need a tissue"
Not guilty, and celebrates by having a sleepover in his bed with eleven boys.
santa maria's a pretty place.
what the state of california needs is a trial ship. i mean an ocean going liner to hold these court trials on.
this way normal folks wouldn't be bothered by hordes of journalists and tv cameras and nuts.
the judge, jury, and media could be resident on the ship for the duration of the trial.
"Yoo hoo! Michael, I`ve never had sex with a woman either!"
(7) Hung jury. Celebs aren't found guilty, don cha know.
Immediately after Jacko is found guilty, the mother ship will arrive and beam him out of the courthouse and return him to his home planet. He won't serve a day.
If he has not fled the country, he might just be 'sick' on verdict day and be rushed to a hospital, to be protected by scores of doctors and nurses while the Neverland Clan figures out what to do.
He has escaped reality
LOL! There it is! I saw that yesterday, I was cracking up!
If he found guilty, I predict 1) suicide 2) fleeing the county.
Micheal is not going to prison..no way!
A lot of us just try to take an alternate route wherever we're going in town so that we can avoid going by the courthouse, even though Miller Street is one of three main North-South streets in the city.
Having said that, it's pretty tiresome to listen to our local breathless talking heads who are hoping to hit the big-time and a network job.
Also, the local hotels, restaurants, etc., who are making a killing.
LOL! That guy should be holding a sign that says, "I want to slap Diane Dimond!"
I'm guessing not guilty but without any conviction - excuse the pun!
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