Posted on 06/13/2005 8:18:21 AM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW
I am a fool but I won't quit
If you're not brain dead you know that I'm full of it
Some know me from the radio
There are times at some appearances when I refuse to go
If they could see me now while up on the stage
I'm spewing lots of hatred in a vicious rage
I'll keep on speaking 'cause it's all about me
I really want the whole wide world to see
If they could see me now I hope they'd understand
I want to hear them tell me that I am the man
They can all scream that I'm nuts
My name is Al Franken...if my friends could see me now
If they could see me now I think they'd be impressed
For comic relief maybe I will get undressed
I'd have 'em rolling, they'd be shouting for more
There is no way that they would show me the door
If they could see me now I hope they'd understand
I want to hear them tell me that I am the man
They can all scream that I'm nuts
My name is Al Franken...if my friends could see me now
If they could see me now get in a shouting match
The guys in white suits would find I am hard to catch
Is there a rubber room that's waiting for me?
The mental ward will have me on the marquis
If they could see me now I hope they'd understand
I want to hear them tell me that I am the man
They can all scream that I'm nuts
My name is Al Franken...if my friends could see me now
Ratings envy....poor Al. The network that was gonna "sink Rush" is now circling the toilet bowl.
Now that is pure cruelty to the horse!!
I'm bad enough.
I'm dumb enough.
But, doggone it,
people just don't like me.
Hey, he was speaking to his largest audience in years -
LOL! Yes, he really is one big baby. If he's finally dragged off the stage, he will no doubt throw one of the tantrums at which he (and many lefties) excel.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
should be ...while I'm up on the stage
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