Posted on 06/15/2005 3:23:39 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
Guess I will go back to smoking so I can lose weight.
Smoking kills you lots quicker from cancer I would think, but with all the toxins stored in your fat that don't leave your body with obesity, I can see that aging you...yep!
OK, so I'm a freak...
Wow, obesity actually accelerates time. Fascinating.
Maybe on the inside this is true, but women who smoke LOOK older. They are very wrinkly and their voices sound like gravel.
And here I always pictured you as a 22 year old female supermodel....
This is just the reverse of the well-known fact that animals such as rats and monkeys on a subsistance diet have significantly increased lifespans. Of course I've heard it said that a person on such a diet would probably rather be dead.
I'm sure I wouldn't know....what year is it anyway?
Sorry to disappoint you. I could claim to be a male lesbian, does that help?
ROTFL!
That's the beauty of FR, Argh....you can be whatever you want. Folks around here think I'm a married female. ; 0
I think I'll forward this study to my mother in law...
Fascinating. Yea I want under the impression that as mass and gravity increased time slowed down, like in a massive black hole
Good grief I'm glad they cleared that up, I was afraid Michael Moore be around forever....
(Hey whats a FReeper thread on fat and obesity with out a Michael Moore reference or two :)
Well I'm not smoking lard - that's for dang sure.
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:^)
Well that's just great. I quit smoking 7 weeks ago and I've gained 14 pounds, and I feel like crap.
Oh no! Fat! The New Marlboro!
Attornies! present your briefcases!
I never even thought of adding some fat to my cigarettes. I imagine the smoke would be less than refreshing.
A friend of mine was on the calorie-reduction (CR) diet -- he was eating 30% fewer calories than typical diets. He was rail-thin. I gather an unexpected side-effect of a CR diet is having to explain to people that you are healthy, that you're so thin because you're on a special diet.
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