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Losing their heads over Gitmo (Ann Coulter)
WND.com ^ | June 15, 2005 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 06/15/2005 4:58:33 PM PDT by perfect stranger

I guess Bush should have backed Katherine Harris, after all. Sen. Mel Martinez, the Senate candidate Bush backed instead of Harris, has become the first Republican to call for shutting down Guantanamo. Martinez hasn't said where the 500 or so suspected al-Qaida operatives currently at Gitmo should be transferred to, but I understand the Neverland Ranch might soon be available.

Maybe Sen. Arlen Specter – the liberal Republican Bush backed instead of conservative Pat Toomey, which still didn't help Bush in Pennsylvania – will step forward to defend the Bush administration. That Karl Rove is a genius.

Martinez explained his nonsensical call for the closing of Guantanamo by asking: "Is it serving all the purposes you thought it would serve when initially you began it, or can this be done some other way a little better?"

There are Arabs locked up at Guantanamo, no? Admittedly, not enough. (And not under what any frequent flier would describe as "harsh conditions.") Still and all, Arabs are locked up there. That is what we call a "purpose."

By becoming a focus of evil for human-rights groups, Martinez suggested, Guantanamo has become a recruiting tool for al-Qaida: "It's become an icon for bad stories," Martinez said, "and at some point you wonder the cost-benefit ratio." (I've been wondering the same thing about Mel Martinez.)

This is preposterous. NBC's "The West Wing" is an icon for bad stories; Gitmo is a place where we keep an eye on evil, dangerous people who want to kill us.

Martinez was borrowing a point from Sen. Joe Biden – which is always a dangerous gambit because you never know who said it originally. The "Biden" version was: "I think more Americans are in jeopardy as a consequence of the perception that exists worldwide with its existence than if there were no Gitmo."

So if people around the world believe that if they try to kill Americans they might go to a bad, scary place called Guantanamo, that will make them more likely to kill Americans? How about doing a cost-benefit ratio on that analysis?

Let's also pause to ponder the image of the middle-of-the-road, "centrist" jihadist who could be "recruited" to jihad by reports about abuse at Guantanamo. You know – the kind of guy who just watches al-Jazeera for the sports and hits the "mute" button whenever they start in about the Jews again, already.

Liberals want us to believe such a person exists and that he is perusing newspaper articles about Guantanamo trying to decide whether to finish his coffee and head off to work or to place a backpack filled with dynamite near a preschool.

Note to liberals: That doesn't happen.

What happens is this: There are thousands of Muslim extremists literally dying to slaughter Americans, and only three proven ways to stop them: (1) Kill them (the recommended method), (2) capture them and keep them locked up, or (3) convince them that their cause is lost. Guantanamo is useless for No. 1, but really pulls ahead on No. 2 and No. 3 (i.e., a "purpose").

Let's just hope aspiring jihadists are not reading past the headlines and discovering that what Amnesty International means by "the gulag of our time" is: No Twinkie rewards for detainees!

That's not a joke. As described in infuriating detail by Heather MacDonald in the Winter, 2005, City Journal, interrogators at Guantanamo are not allowed to:

yell at the detainees, except in extreme circumstances and only after alerting Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld – and never in the ears;

serve the detainees cold meals, except in extreme circumstances;

poke the detainees in the chest or engage in "light pushing" without careful monitoring and approval from the commander of the U.S. Southern Central Command in Miami;

reward detainees (for example, for not throwing feces at the guards that day) with a Twinkie or a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich in the absence of express approval from the secretary of defense. (I suppose it goes without saying, "supersizing" their order is strictly forbidden under any circumstances.)

Without careful monitoring, interrogators aren't even allowed to subject the detainees to temperature changes, unpleasant odors or sleep cycle disruptions. But on the bright side, they are allowed to play Christina Aguilera music and feed the savages the same food our soldiers eat rather than their usual orange-glazed chicken. That isn't sarcasm; these are the rules.

No cold meals, sleep deprivation or uncomfortable positions? Obviously, what we need to do is get the U.S. Army to serve drinks on commercial airlines and get the airlines to start supervising the detainees in Guantanamo.

American soldiers make do with C-rations. Dinner on an America West flight from New York to Las Vegas consists of one small bag of peanuts. Meanwhile, one recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange-glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World – if it still existed.


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To: perfect stranger
This thread needs more pictures!

I got a fever - for Ann Coulter!

51 posted on 06/15/2005 7:24:42 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: GraceCoolidge
Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World – if it still existed.

Man, is she good!

52 posted on 06/15/2005 7:28:57 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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To: perfect stranger
American soldiers make do with C-rations. Dinner on an America West flight from New York to Las Vegas consists of one small bag of peanuts. Meanwhile, one recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange-glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World – if it still existed.

Bump for Ann! I swear, have a number of the people in the country descended into madness? A United States Senator, speaking on the floor of the Senate, compares our security personnel to Soviet sociopaths and Nazis and murderous Communists in Asia. I would like to spit in the face of Dick Durbin!

53 posted on 06/15/2005 7:31:25 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: GraceCoolidge

good point. If it was carried to the same level for Christian U.S. servicemen the ACLU would be slapping lawsuits on anything in uniform that moved.


54 posted on 06/15/2005 7:31:36 PM PDT by WoodstockCat (Gitmo? Let them eat Pork!)
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To: Numidian Horse

"This is what we get for taking prisoners. The obvious solution hardly bears mentioning."

During the VN adventure (screwed up by our lovable Congress), when Americans went out and encountered enemy troops, they might kill two and bring back 98 captured. The ROK Marines, when they encountered 100 VN brought back two captured. The Dims are like that, the Pubbies should be like that.


55 posted on 06/15/2005 7:38:18 PM PDT by Chu Gary (USN Intel guy 1967 - 1970)
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To: GraceCoolidge

I agree, the closing line says it all. You could put that on
a bumper sticker.


56 posted on 06/15/2005 8:21:05 PM PDT by 2rightsleftcoast
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To: perfect stranger
Some of us would rather Achmed fear us than love us!! Course the Libs are on the Terrorist's side. Ann Rox!

Pray for W and Our Troops

57 posted on 06/15/2005 9:20:17 PM PDT by bray (Pray for Iraq's Freedom from Mohammad)
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bump


58 posted on 06/15/2005 11:03:17 PM PDT by XHogPilot
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To: perfect stranger
As Rush said on yesterday's program, Gitmo is a Club Med For Kids!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
59 posted on 06/16/2005 1:45:19 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: perfect stranger

Ann doesn't understand. If we show them how our criminal justice system works, for example, let them free because not enough terrorists on their jury(like that texas case): they will love us and sign up for social security .

My idea: if GITMO saves one child it is worth it!


60 posted on 06/16/2005 5:02:36 AM PDT by marylandrepub1 (The Davis-Bacon Act was the first 'Living Wage Law')
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To: perfect stranger

I'm all for shutting down Gitmo. Outfit the scummy bastards with tracking devices in microchips inplanted in their hearts and let them off at the Baghdad bus station. Give them a one-day headstart and then let the games begin.


61 posted on 06/16/2005 5:15:05 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: perfect stranger

bttt


62 posted on 06/16/2005 5:40:54 AM PDT by jslade ("If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.")
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bump


63 posted on 06/16/2005 8:29:09 AM PDT by eureka! (It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)
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To: Rummyfan
This thread needs more pictures!

This thread needs more cowbell!


64 posted on 06/16/2005 8:50:16 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
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To: eureka!

Hey, Mel! Here's to your defeat in your next campaign cycle!

65 posted on 06/16/2005 9:04:27 AM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: TGOGary
I say we start beating them with drumsticks till they break

PETA will object I'm sure to sacrificing chickens in pursuit of the illegal war on terrorism.

























Oh, those kind of drumsticks... never mind. :)

66 posted on 06/16/2005 10:32:21 AM PDT by El Gato
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To: hattend

LOL. Unbelievably stupid statement by Mel, that's for sure. Methinks he regrets making it...


67 posted on 06/16/2005 11:31:12 AM PDT by eureka! (It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)
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To: Disambiguator

That's what I was getting at!


68 posted on 06/16/2005 1:21:37 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

Someone had to do it.


69 posted on 06/16/2005 1:25:29 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
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To: eureka!

Martinez was just on Hannity and said he was taken out of context.

He will be on the Senate floor in 30 minutes ragging on Turban Durbin. If they show it on CSPAN hopefully somebody will put up a live thread.


70 posted on 06/16/2005 1:52:43 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: hattend

Thanks. The "out of context" excuse is so old, however, Mel thus far has impressed me and I will trust him over the presstitutes--at least this time...


71 posted on 06/16/2005 1:58:51 PM PDT by eureka! (It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)
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To: perfect stranger
As bad as it pains me, I must agree with Democrats that we need to immediately close Gitmo.

The detainees should be equally divided into four groups and sent to:

1. Planes, Georgia
2. Chicago, Illinois
3. New York City, New York
4. Joe Biden's State

If there are not enough to equalize the numbers in each group, those left should be released in Washington, D.C.
72 posted on 06/16/2005 2:15:49 PM PDT by sport
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To: Rummyfan; Mo1

"Meanwhile, one recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange-glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World – if it still existed."

That one's going, going, gone! It's over the fence, over the bleachers, over the roof! And it was still going up when it left the park!


73 posted on 06/16/2005 4:03:46 PM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner (God is offering you eternal life right now. Freep mail me if you want to know how to receive it.)
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To: Disambiguator
I got a fever.....and the only prescription.....is more cowbell!!!!
74 posted on 06/19/2005 3:54:05 AM PDT by stm
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