Posted on 06/19/2005 4:56:06 PM PDT by doug from upland
Bringing this one back from the archives for Father's Day
It's really not my fault 'cause
Our parents we can't choose
But I have made a plan and
I don't have much to lose
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
The man whom I've called daddy
Is quite a loony tune
And if he gets his way
He'll rape four in June
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say
Although Web had ripped off some folks
And he did some prison time
He's not bought off by the Chinese
He is not a traitor slime
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say
To see the tabloids I get sick
Penis this and penis that
I dread the day that I will read
He assaulted Socks my cat
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
LMFAO!!
No sweat deary. Web IS your daddy!
And did you ever get throught to Tammy last night?
I waited around as long as I could, but had to go.
Please do send it around. Just after Tammy said she would continue taking calls on Dubin, her screener came back to me and said no more calls on that subject.....then she hung up. I was on hold for an hour and a half.
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