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The Simpson Sisters' Hollywood Takeover? (LOL, Feelgood story of the day)
Yahoooooooo!!! ^ | 23 JUN 05 | Some yahoo drone

Posted on 06/23/2005 2:06:06 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth

The scorching-hot SIMPSON sisters are ready to rule the silver screen this summer -- as both JESSICA and ASHLEE are making their movie debuts in lead roles in the very same month -- August.

Jessica, as most of the universe knows, will be running around in skimpy cutoffs in the 'Dukes of Hazzard,' out August 5, while Ashlee is a bit more covered up in 'Undiscovered,' out August 26.

"It's cool because Jessica and I are doing our first big roles at the exact same time," Ashlee explained. "We call each other and make sure everything is going cool on the set and everything."

"I'm kind of grungy and she's Daisy Duke," Ashlee admits. "I don't know if I would've been a good Daisy Duke. Not yet. I think Jessica's probably the best Daisy Duke out there."

(Excerpt) Read more at et.tv.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: simpsons
How bored am I right now, to be posting this tripe?
1 posted on 06/23/2005 2:06:07 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I saw the video for her remake of These Boots Are Made For Walkin. All by itself it makes the creation of the music video A Good Thing.


2 posted on 06/23/2005 2:11:52 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Don't suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
How bored am I right now, to be posting this tripe?

As bored as I am to be reading it... seriously, to show how out-of-touch I've become with pop culture, the first thought crossing my mind ( or what little is left of it ) was

"Simpson Sisters? I didn't know Bart's sister had any sisters..."

3 posted on 06/23/2005 2:12:55 AM PDT by backhoe (-30-)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

How bored was I to read it?

Actually I expected a Patty and Selma story, which shows how completely out of touch I am.

Neither set of Simpson sisters really does it for me.


4 posted on 06/23/2005 2:16:12 AM PDT by Reform4Bush
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To: backhoe

My first thought was of Lisa and Maggie.


5 posted on 06/23/2005 2:29:15 AM PDT by Paulus
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To: Paulus

My thought too.

I should have just right clicked and checked properties.

I would have at least gotten some information for the effort.


6 posted on 06/23/2005 2:36:57 AM PDT by beaver fever
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To: Reform4Bush

Of course, Patty and Selma would have been "the Bouvier Sisters..."


7 posted on 06/23/2005 2:39:25 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES!!)
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To: Reform4Bush
Actually I expected a Patty and Selma story, which shows how completely out of touch I am.

That would be the Bouvier sisters, actually. ;-)

8 posted on 06/23/2005 2:40:30 AM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: Paulus
My first thought was of Lisa and Maggie.

Forgot all about Maggie, which shows how little I watch TV. Most of what I know comes from the wife-unit...

9 posted on 06/23/2005 2:42:16 AM PDT by backhoe (-30-)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Obviously, NOT bored enough to post the requisite pics..


10 posted on 06/23/2005 2:57:02 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: backhoe
Bart's sisters

LMAO, first thing I thought of as well!!!!!

11 posted on 06/23/2005 3:01:28 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (If you're not part of the solution, YOU ARE the problem.)
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To: backhoe
Forgot all about Maggie, which shows how little I watch TV.

Don't worry about it. Sometimes even Homer forgets about Maggie. He'll tell someone he has two kids named Bart and Lisa, and Bart will have to remind him, "Dad, you have three kids. Remember Maggie" And Homer will say, "Oh, yeah, three kids."

12 posted on 06/23/2005 3:02:01 AM PDT by billclintonwillrotinhell
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To: ken5050
Remember, you ASKED for it.


13 posted on 06/23/2005 3:03:33 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the RINOs in terror before me.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

The original Daisy Duke wins out over Jessica Simpson. And I'll take Avril Lavigne over Ashlee Simpson any day.


14 posted on 06/23/2005 3:04:54 AM PDT by billclintonwillrotinhell
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT DID ANY OF US DO TO DESERVE THAT? Take this picture down to Gitmo. Show those prisoners some real torture for a change!
15 posted on 06/23/2005 3:06:35 AM PDT by billclintonwillrotinhell
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

I stand corected, and duly chastized..


16 posted on 06/23/2005 3:09:23 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: billclintonwillrotinhell
And I'll take Avril Lavigne over Ashlee Simpson any day.

Prevert!!!

< ]B^)

17 posted on 06/23/2005 3:45:47 AM PDT by Erasmus ("The best-laid men gang oft a-gley." --Robt. Burns)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Please, not this early in the morning. Crud, now my whole day is ruined.


18 posted on 06/23/2005 3:53:09 AM PDT by OC_Steve (Yeahman, dangol'internet, tellyouwhat, manyougetonthere and clickclickclickclickclick)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
Well add another person who thought of the cartoon Simpsons.

I think I know who Jessica is. She has a real nice figure but crooked nose. Ashlee, the name sounds familiar but that is all.

20 posted on 06/23/2005 4:15:29 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: Darkwolf377
I saw the video for her remake of These Boots Are Made For Walkin. All by itself it makes the creation of the music video A Good Thing.
I called it Jessica's "Britneyization" but it's more like the video Britney wishes she could make.

Yes, I know we have rules:

-Eric

21 posted on 06/23/2005 4:20:44 AM PDT by E Rocc (If God is watching us, we can at least try to be entertaining)
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To: E Rocc

Britney is probably going down fast but there was nothing wrong with that body.


22 posted on 06/23/2005 5:00:25 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: backhoe

That was what I thought too!


23 posted on 06/23/2005 5:02:06 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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To: yarddog
Britney is probably going down fast
Then how did she get pregnant?

-Eric

24 posted on 06/23/2005 5:07:03 AM PDT by E Rocc (If God is watching us, we can at least try to be entertaining)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Hollywood "success" for chicks men wanna f**k is nothing new.


25 posted on 06/23/2005 5:11:34 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: yarddog
Britney is probably going down fast but there was nothing wrong with that body.

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Ignoring the softball....Spears will look like the proto-typical trailer park chick with six kids before she's thirty. That body pic is a natural as a Hostess Twinkie.

26 posted on 06/23/2005 5:16:39 AM PDT by wtc911 ("I would like at least to know his name.")
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

>>>"I'm kind of grungy and she's Daisy Duke>>>

I've seen that video "These boots are made for walking" and believe me honey, she's pretty grungy in her movie too. Not to mention the girl can't dance. She does look good in cut offs though, guess that's the only requirement to be Daisy Duke.


27 posted on 06/23/2005 6:10:54 AM PDT by sandbar
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To: sandbar

I watched a repeat of Dukes of Hazzard last night - the one where Daisy enters the beauty contest. Having seen her squeezed into a bathing suit, one has to say the original Daisy will take some topping.


28 posted on 06/23/2005 6:14:17 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: wtc911
That body pic is a natural as a Hostess Twinkie.

Yeah, but still.

:o)

29 posted on 06/23/2005 6:21:40 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: jjbrouwer
I think Jess fills Daisy's...um, Daisys pretty well...

30 posted on 06/23/2005 6:22:50 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Lisa and Maggie?


31 posted on 06/23/2005 6:23:23 AM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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To: TheBigB

Just Dayum!


32 posted on 06/23/2005 6:39:52 AM PDT by jayef (e)
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To: TheBigB

33 posted on 06/23/2005 8:23:47 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: backhoe
I didn't know who they were, either. Then again, in another thread I mistook Chuck Hagle for a Democrat.

Either I haven't had enough coffee yet this AM, or it's time for a brain transplant.
34 posted on 06/23/2005 8:27:15 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: LIConFem

And I just misspelled "Hagel". I think I'll go home and sleep it off...


35 posted on 06/23/2005 8:29:04 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: jjbrouwer
"...one has to say the original Daisy will take some topping."

Please don't use "Daisy Duke" and "topping" in the same sentence...If Mr. h reads it, I'll never be able to bring him back from the Daisy Duke Fantasy World he's lived in lo, all these many years....
36 posted on 06/23/2005 8:30:49 AM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: jjbrouwer

Oh, now you've really ruined it for me...Daisy Duke and the General Lee in the same photo!? I may have to keep Mr. h off of Free Republic until this thread safely passes into archives!


37 posted on 06/23/2005 8:32:50 AM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
Point of order here, rules and regulations must be strictly followed...


38 posted on 06/23/2005 8:35:31 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: hummingbird
Okay, one more...


39 posted on 06/23/2005 8:58:06 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: jjbrouwer

40 posted on 06/23/2005 9:00:44 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: jjbrouwer

41 posted on 06/23/2005 9:06:01 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: jjbrouwer
Fortunately, the first two are red "x's" but if Mr. h sees this one, it will more than make up for the two lost images. Will have to keep him distracted...I'll tell him that I heard there was going to be a big announcement on
ESPN over the next few days....that'll keep him busy for a while!
42 posted on 06/23/2005 10:48:10 AM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: E Rocc

Exactly--Britney's stuff leaves me cold; it's like watching a little kid trying to act like a stripper. But THIS one--YEAH, BAY-BEE!


43 posted on 06/23/2005 10:50:20 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Don't suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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