THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SEX

New York Post ^ | 6/26/05 | HEATHER GILMORE

[Conservatrix]

The days of faking it are over.

Scientists who studied the brains of 24 people during orgasm could readily determine exactly when the earth does not move for a faker.

Researchers also found couples can literally get "cold feet" when having sex, and that what women have said for years is true: When it comes to arousal, it's a simple matter of sensation for men, and all wrapped up in a state of mind for women.

[papertyger]

I am not so sure what this study proves...other than if you want to know what's going on...attach some sort of monitoring device to your female partners brain...

There's a device that can feel her brain clench?

[Casekirchen]

Sauron -- "I just wonder how big her sample size is."

And does size matter?

[in hoc signo vinces]

It's what I am inferring based on the thesis of this ARTICLE.

They had to use some sort of scientific method when coming up with their conclusions...so, I assumed some device has to be in operation.

Probably find it at Wal-Mart...or Tricia's decadent house of pleasures down on the corner.

[ScreamingFist]

With a name like Conservatrix I'm wondering if you'll spank me with a bible.

I haven't belly laughed that hard in a long time.....you should issue a keyboard disclaimer before posting.....

[Conservatrix]

Maybe I should spank him with the Constitution instead?

[FrogMom]

I am not so sure what this study proves...other than if you want to know what's going on...attach some sort of monitoring device to your female partners brain...ohhhh...that will go over well.

Sigh.

Guess I'm just old fashioned. If people are having sex they should know each other long and well enough to be comfortable giving small guidance.

And I'm sorry if your ego, Mr. Male (not you specifically, IHSV), is so fragile that you can't handle the fact that merely being in you presence doesn't trip my trigger.

To use a phrase from the sixties, fake orgasms are so plastic.

[in hoc signo vinces]

Quite true.

[pankot]

What's needed is less "get-off" and more "get ready" (from a male).

[Tanniker Smith]

If it's all in the woman's state of mind, then why are men blamed for not 'doing their job'?

Because if you had taken out the trash like you were supposed to, she'd be in a better state of mind!

TS
(at least, that's what she said.)

[Conservatrix]

Indeed.

A man usually is very much goal-directed in this area, while females are more preocessed-oriented.....

[ScreamingFist]

Maybe I should spank him with the Constitution instead?

That's twice LOL! Keyboard hadn't recovered from the first statement....

[papertyger]

And I'm sorry if your ego, Mr. Male (not you specifically, IHSV), is so fragile that you can't handle the fact that merely being in you presence doesn't trip my trigger.

It's not the ego FM, it's just that some women merit doing a kabuki dance, and some don't.

[ScreamingFist]

it's just that some women merit doing a kabuki dance

You people are killing me......what the heck is a kabuki dance........

[Dallas59]

The only thing I have faked (in the past) is my phone number. BR-549.

[papertyger]

A man usually is very much goal-directed in this area, while females are more preocessed-oriented.....

You'd be goal-directed too if your partner had a long-standing record of capriciousness.

[Paradox]

While not wanting to brag, I will say that early on, I figured out that for women, it was much more in the brain. A bit of time invested can pay of BIG. One can get them extremely aroused without even touching them, but I wont get into details.

I always leave them smiling, or rather sleeping. I dont know why most men act like this was such a mystery. I think its just laziness on their part.

[TheOtherOne]

With a name like Conservatrix I'm wondering if you'll spank me with a bible.

Very funny.

[papertyger]

You people are killing me......what the heck is a kabuki dance........

Picture a Japanese Tea Ceremony, and turn it sideways.

[Conservatrix]

Your methods are intriguing.

And you are absolutely right about lack of patience.

Add: creativity, interest, sensitivity, sense of humor, gentleness, sensuality, and perhaps..... love???

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

Richard Pryor: "What's wrong? I got mine. Get yours!"