Posted on 06/29/2005 11:42:22 AM PDT by areeves79
Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.
If he can carry a football, Notre Dame will recruit him -- Mever mind his SAT scores.
I'm sure kangaroo scores on the SAT might even be better than some of the UW Huskies football players out here in Washington. Then again I'm a Wazzu Cougs fan. 8>)
Other lines have "Keep me Cockatoo cool" and "Take me Koala back", with "Tan me hide when I'm dead" next to last and "So we tanned 'is 'ide when 'e died, Clyde, an' that's it 'angin' on the shed"
But I suppose that'd be a no-minder to you, 'ay?
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