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The 10 Commandments of July 4
Beacon News (Aurora, IL) ^
| July 04, 2005
| Beacon News Staff
Posted on 07/04/2005 2:13:02 PM PDT by gpapa
Light not thy fireworks......
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: babes; drink; drive; firearms; fireworks; gas; glee; ketchup; park; potatoe
1. Why not?
2. An eye for an eye
3. Big babes too?
5. Tasty, crispy
6. Drive not, Drink a lot
7. Do it; cops too busy looking at babes
8. Teensy weeney bikinis too?
9. In the shade?
10. Dog wan't Hunt
posted on 07/04/2005 2:13:03 PM PDT
Funny coming from Illinois, where virtually all fireworks are illegal. We can't even have fire fountains or smoke bombs...
posted on 07/04/2005 2:23:56 PM PDT
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