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The 10 Commandments of July 4
Beacon News (Aurora, IL) ^ | July 04, 2005 | Beacon News Staff

Posted on 07/04/2005 2:13:02 PM PDT by gpapa

• Light not thy fireworks......

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: babes; drink; drive; firearms; fireworks; gas; glee; ketchup; park; potatoe
1. Why not?
2. An eye for an eye
3. Big babes too?
4. Discharge?
5. Tasty, crispy
6. Drive not, Drink a lot
7. Do it; cops too busy looking at babes
8. Teensy weeney bikinis too?
9. In the shade?
10. Dog wan't Hunt
1 posted on 07/04/2005 2:13:03 PM PDT by gpapa
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To: gpapa

Funny coming from Illinois, where virtually all fireworks are illegal. We can't even have fire fountains or smoke bombs...

2 posted on 07/04/2005 2:23:56 PM PDT by ClaudiusI
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