I am not a real religious person. But I feel pretty confident that Hillary inside the Pearly Gates! will never happen. Standing outside banging on the gates and getting livid when no one answers? YES! Inside? Not a chance in He11 :)
Posted on 07/07/2005 4:29:45 PM PDT by CHARLITE
"And if ye call on the Father, who without respect of persons judgeth according to every man's work, pass the time of your sojourning here in fear ..."
1 Peter 1:17, KJV
"Peter, that place was awful!" Hillary said. "And the furnace in that law library needs serious work. It just reeked of burning sulfur. But thank you, Peter, for getting me this hearing."
"All rise!" the bailiff cried out.
"This may take a while," Peter whispered to Hillary.
"Look at the size of this place!" Hillary gasped. "And what are those, those things, that are standing up?"
"Those are all of our Father's created intelligences," Peter spoke in a soft, quiet voice; his words overcome by the noise of sliding chairs among the audience as it stood. "Unlike us," Peter continued, "the Father is confined by neither space nor time. They are from the past, the present, and the future."
"Creation? Peter – am I in trouble?"
"Fortunately, that's not my call," Peter whispered.
Silence descended upon the crowd. The sound of the Judge's gavel reverberated throughout the assemblage. "This honorable court is in session," the Judge said. His eyes lingered here and there as he surveyed the courtroom audience – they came to rest on Peter. "Are you acting as co-counsel in this matter, Peter," asked the Judge.
"No, your Grace," answered Peter.
"Then I'd advise some distance from the defendant," said the Judge.
"Mrs. Clinton," the Judge said.
"Yes, your Honor?"
"You are acting as your own counsel in this proceeding?"
"Yes, your Honor."
"Would you like co-counsel to be assigned?"
"Well, I – who would it be?"
"Hey, little darlin'," the voice was unmistakably Bill's. "You and me, sticking together like we always have – we can beat this rap! We'll object to everything and between us we can't remember anything ..."
"No!" Hillary shrieked. "No co-counsel!"
"Very well," said the Judge. "Bailiff, read the Ten Commandments."
"Wait! Stop – I mean – I object, your Honor."
"To what, Sen. Clinton. The charges haven't even been read yet."
"A technicality – I mean a point of law, your Honor."
"Enlighten the Court, Senator."
"The Ten Commandments are religious laws, your Honor. We must have – I mean, what about Jefferson's letter to the Danbury Baptists?"
"Ah, yes ... the Baptists. But there is no such separation here, Sen. Clinton."
"But that's my point, your Honor. It's not fair – it would be unjust for me to be judged by the Ten Commandments. They're religious!"
"Could you frame your objection more clearly, Senator?"
"The charges are unconstitutional because they ignored the separation of church and state, your Honor. I move for dismissal – in the interests of justice."
"Well, of course the Court is interested in justice, Senator. But this matter can't be resolved on a legal technicality. Everyone's actions must be judged upon some standard. Motion denied."
"Your Honor, that's just the point! Everyone has their own standards. It's unfair to judge them according to someone else's standards."
"Very well, Senator. The Court is prepared to judge you by your own standards."
A man rose from the prosecution's table. "If it please the Court, Mrs. Clinton obtained this hearing by indicating to the doorman for this establishment that 'it is always wrong to lie – especially to someone from the government.' Yet during her husband's presidency, a special prosecutor sought the billing records for the Rose Law Firm, a former employer, for two years. During this time the defendant told investigators that she had no idea where the billing records were." He turned to address the defendant. "Where were the records found, Mrs. Clinton?"
"The maid found them in my bedroom. Really, I have no idea how they got there!"
"Sen. Clinton, following your husband's election as governor of Arkansas, you made $100,000 trading cattle futures. Explain to the Court how you learned to trade in the commodities markets."
"I don't remember. It was so long ago."
"Sen. Clinton, you have a modest public career of your own. Throughout that career you have advocated 'choice' for women?"
"Well, yes ..."
"Did you ever advocate that such 'choice' be reduced or impeded in any way?"
"Certainly not!"
"So you were never found guilty in late 1997 of obstruction of justice and lying under oath while running a secret commission for the purpose of socializing health care, which would have eliminated medical 'choice' for all Americans, and as a result ordered by the court to pay $285,000 to the American Association of Physicians and Surgeons?"
"If you knew, why did you ask?"
"The Court has heard enough. Mrs. Clinton, are there any witnesses to appear in your defense?"
"Can I call Bill?"
"No."
"Mrs. Clinton, this Court has but one remaining question." The Judge glanced to the side of the courtroom. "Son, would you please stand? Show us your hands, please. Now tell us, do you have anything to say in this woman's defense?"
"Nothing, Father. We met several times, but I never knew her."
"Sen. Clinton, this Court finds you guilty as charged. You deceived humanity in the service of Marxism, a god of mankind's own making. In leading many away from My ways, you have sentenced them to an eternity in Hell. It is the sentence of this Court that you join them. Take her away."
Craige McMillan is a commentator for WorldNetDaily.
Editor's note: Read Part 1 to learn how Hillary arrived at the Pearly Gates.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=45067
Char :)
Heil Hitlery!
I am not a real religious person. But I feel pretty confident that Hillary inside the Pearly Gates! will never happen. Standing outside banging on the gates and getting livid when no one answers? YES! Inside? Not a chance in He11 :)
Hmmmmm?? I wonder how many people realize there will be a "white throne judgement" someday. Believers won't have to be judged again .. because they are already covered in the blood of Jesus.
*sniff* Awwwwww. I love a happy ending. *wipes away a tear*
But I feel pretty confident that Hillary inside the Pearly Gates! will never happen.
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No, because many that passed on "in the vicinity" of the Clintons will be there --- but if she were to show up, she would be served up her just reward.
that, and part1, roflmao
I don't buy the concept of Hell, but I can appreciate humor based on paradigms I don't share.
What if she sincerely repented of her sins, and accepted Jesus as her savior? LOL That's a horrible thought isn't it, but you know the blood of Jesus would cover her sins too.
bump
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