Caption Hillary's Reaction to Homeland Defense

[Cyclops08]

Oh NO! My hands are entirely a different color than my pasty yellow face!

[Happy2BMe]

pings

[DTogo]

"He DID have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!"

[America_Right]

Speak No Evil

[SevenofNine]

DAMN how did Homeland security found out about my business deal with North Korea bad boy Kim Jong 11

[Americanwolfsbrother]

Oh my God I really am ugly!

[Michael.SF.]

Man Hands!

[Happy2BMe]

. . as President Bush announces Hillary as Number One on America's Most-Wanted Terrorist List . .

[Pagey]

In my dreams:

This would be Hillary's reaction to finally being indicted for Vince Fosters murder. "They finally got me........."

[Happy2BMe]

That one crossed my mind also . .

[My2Cents]

"The thought of securing the homeland makes me want to retch....RAALLPH!"

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

"Oh my dark god. Fate just keeps handing me issues I can use to crush patriotic candidates and put my fat Marxist ass in the oval office."

[CAluvdubya]

OMG! She has man-hands!!

[Political Junkie Too]

"I hope he picks me for Chief Justice... I hope he picks me for Chief Justice..."

-PJ

[Redcloak]

The botox... I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!!!!

[JRios1968]

And the winner of Taliban Idol is...

[Criminal Number 18F]

So many options:

1. Oh no! I didn't gargle. Now my breath smells like fish.

2. I just realized I left the iron on... and by the time I get back to the dungeon it will have burned through the slave.

3. Eye of newt, check. Toe of frog, check. Tongue of dog, check. Dammit! I forgot the "wool of bat," and the girls are coming over tonight. And it was a bear getting that eye out of Gingrich, too.

4. What if it isn't just a cold sore?

5. What's that running down my leg? These are supposed to be extra-absorbent Depends!

6. Omigawd, Bill still has a key to Chappaqua... I bet he's up there now, hitting on the internettes I'm sleeping with.

7. I just realized! This project is vital to the security of the nation. I gotta get elected President, so I can cancel it.

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[Dr.Hilarious]

Hillary getting ready for the application of the Darth Vader mask to her lava-charred face.

[Happy2BMe]

I'm still waiting on what Bozoa has to say about all this . .

[ChadGore]

"Indeed I did . . ."

[ChadGore]

HAVE YOU EVER HAD THAT NO SO FRESH FEELING?

"That smell is so familiar"

[ChadGore]

[ChadGore]

"I got plugz, yes I do. I got plugz, how 'bout you?"

[ChadGore]

"I'm a maniac . . maniac . . on the floor"

[ChadGore]

[ChadGore]

[taxesareforever]

OH NO! What is Bill doing now and who is he doing it with?

[Berlin_Freeper]

The typical safety mechanism reaction when the eternally disgraced impeached lying pervert Bill Clinton gets too close to a woman's personal space.

[MilesVeritatis]

Sometimes, when I get really nervous, I like to put my hands in my armpits, and then to this.

(Apologies to Molly Shannon).

[MilesVeritatis]

"...and then to this." Meant to say "...and then do this." Whoops.

[SkyPilot]

"That's not mine!! I don't know what you are talking about!"

[Happy2BMe]

#26 - Dems fight terrorism.

[Polyxene]

Can anyone find my teeth? Upchuck, did you hide them?

[End_Clintonism_Now]

Ed Klein Tells Us What She's Hiding:

[tet68]

Look, she's doing that smell the finger thing, that girl
on SNL used to do.

[aShepard]

"Oh no! Chuckie Schmuckie showed up in his pink shirt! I should'a had my pink shirt on with the big lapels covering Old Crusty, so I would get more camera facetime!"

[toddlintown]

Smells like fish...Opps!

[Boazo]

Hey Happy, that's a lot of pressure for a clown!

[Boazo]

[End_Clintonism_Now]

Howz-a-bout a BARF ALERT before you unleash a Hillary/Helen two-fer on us???!!!!!

[pankot]

"If I have to listen to Schumer whine another minute I'll puke!"

[Happy2BMe]

Just the right touch of SICKO / WACKO that I was looking for, 'Zo!

Way to go man!

(The fag hanging out of Helen's mouth - precious.)

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL!

[azhenfud]

Oops, I let one. Does it smell? I hope it doesn't smell. Please? No one notice! Please, no smell!!!

[Boazo]

Ha Ha Ha LOL

[Happy2BMe]

. . hope I timed it right . . (that SOB husband of mine) Bill should be getting in his car right about NOW . . .

[Boazo]

It's a HildaMutt