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Kerry Kaption eKstravaganza
Reuters ^

Posted on 07/13/2005 7:27:09 AM PDT by martin_fierro

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) (R) watches Senator John Kerry (D-MA) as he gestures during a joint news conference on protecting the U.S. from terrorism, on Capitol Hill in Washington, July 12, 2005. Senate Democrats on Monday opened a debate on domestic security spending by blasting Republicans for leaving America vulnerable to London-style attacks with their focus on terrorism overseas. REUTERS/Yuri Gripas


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: District of Columbia
KEYWORDS: americantraitor; botox; fultonarmstrong; gaffe; hanoijohn; hanoilovingjohn; iwasinvietnamuknow; kerry; shinyforehead; teresaspoodle; traitor; treason; vietnam

1 posted on 07/13/2005 7:27:10 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

Hillary. "I wonder if I should tell him that he has a run in his tan?"


2 posted on 07/13/2005 7:28:35 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Frantickitten must die..)
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To: martin_fierro

Kerry: What do you tell a junior Senator with two black eyes? Nothing.....you already told the b*tch twice.


3 posted on 07/13/2005 7:28:49 AM PDT by highnoon (Vegatarian is an American Indian word for 'bad hunter')
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To: martin_fierro

This is the same jackass who said the threat of terrorism was "overstated".

What a pice of crap. He really is vile.


4 posted on 07/13/2005 7:31:39 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America!)
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To: martin_fierro

My she sure is looking lovingly at him!

Well at least the baby wont be as ugly as the one she's got with Web Hubble.


5 posted on 07/13/2005 7:31:57 AM PDT by funkywbr
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To: martin_fierro
I'm still waiting for "F" (as in grades) Kerry to update me on that Downing Street memo he was gonna bring up with Congress.

I'm also still waiting for "F" to resign since he & RINO Luger outed a CIA agent during the Bolton hearings. Oh wait, silly me, laws only apply to non-Liberals.

6 posted on 07/13/2005 7:32:19 AM PDT by kromike
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To: martin_fierro

"I love this blue shirt and pink tie combo"


7 posted on 07/13/2005 7:34:12 AM PDT by cotton1706
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Now that the election is over, perhaps John Kerry could share his Secret Plan To Win The War On Terror.

Apparently, it involves showing up at a joint news conference and blasting people for fighting terrorists.


8 posted on 07/13/2005 7:34:16 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority ("There is no terrorist threat! There is no terrorist threat!" - Michael Moore)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

And no one in the "press" asked him about that.


9 posted on 07/13/2005 7:35:20 AM PDT by Holicheese (Timmy like windmills!)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Classic no-idea democrat war room stuff. What would you spend the money on, Mr Kerry? Big Dig corruption? $40/hr dump truck drivers?


10 posted on 07/13/2005 7:36:26 AM PDT by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: funkywbr

My she sure is looking lovingly at him!
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Yes, criminal, power-centric libs all "flock" together!!!


11 posted on 07/13/2005 7:36:43 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: martin_fierro

Ta-Ray-Zuh stopped my Botox allowance, so now I use Minwax® Clear Shield™ on my forehead...


12 posted on 07/13/2005 7:38:30 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
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To: martin_fierro

Madame LaFarge...and Madame Tussauds.


13 posted on 07/13/2005 7:38:57 AM PDT by Graymatter
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To: ClaireSolt

What would you spend the money on, Mr Kerry? Big Dig corruption? $40/hr dump truck drivers?
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Yes, this is why Kerry said he would RAISE YOUR TAXES!!! -- to pay for all the liberal corruption in the federal government...
(I bet Carl Rove told him to say that!)


14 posted on 07/13/2005 7:39:31 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: martin_fierro

focusing on terrorism overseas isn't all Bush and the Repulicans are doing, and this is why we've not an attack in theUS since 911.


15 posted on 07/13/2005 7:40:27 AM PDT by peacebaby
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To: cotton1706

He never changes his tie.

She never changes her pantsuit.


16 posted on 07/13/2005 7:44:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Now here is an idea. Rep King said there was no way to secure $5 million commuters. I'll bet one could change that from a mass transit scramble of anonymous commuters to a very civilized and much more secure system. Probably 98% of the commuters take the same train to and from work every day. Suppose you set up a system which registered them, sold them a season pass, and assigned a seat on the trains they want. Then you would have most of the cars filled with the same people every day who would get to recognize each other and woud know if something was amiss. They would probably find that people would pay a premium for this. That leaves a small percentage of miscellaneous passengers who could be screened and surveiled in general population cars at the cabose.


17 posted on 07/13/2005 7:46:00 AM PDT by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: martin_fierro

So I asked Consuela to bring me the '78 Lafite Rothschild and she brings me a merlot...a domestic merlot! Well, I nearly died! So, of course, I had her thrown out of the mansion immediately and reported her to the INS.

18 posted on 07/13/2005 7:49:01 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: martin_fierro

"Permit me to demonstrate the 'Open knife hand attack' I learned when I served in Viet Nam."


19 posted on 07/13/2005 7:53:07 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: COBOL2Java

He's also dyed his hair....look how dark it is.


20 posted on 07/13/2005 8:06:46 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: martin_fierro

She's thinking , I sure hope no one remembers that back in April Kerry himself outted a CIA agent who was undercover .


21 posted on 07/13/2005 8:07:54 AM PDT by lionheart 247365 (( I.S.L.A.M. ; ) Islam's Spiritual Leaders Advocate Murder .. .. .. ))
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To: martin_fierro

Hillary thinking: That &#%@ has a billion dollars!


22 posted on 07/13/2005 8:27:03 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Ann Archy

He's been wearing his magic hat from his tour as admiral of the Cambodia Navy.


23 posted on 07/13/2005 8:28:20 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Scratch a Liberal. Uncover a Fascist)
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To: martin_fierro

"Atta boy, Johnny! You take the heat and I'll take the credit."


24 posted on 07/13/2005 8:39:42 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: funkywbr
You always have to post you dirty minded cra_ about a child and a man who was dumb enough to believe the trailer trash that went to the white house. If you can't find something intelligent to say, just please do us the favor of being quite.
25 posted on 07/13/2005 9:20:37 AM PDT by lolhelp
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To: funkywbr

You will never make it in the south land, unless you learn good old southern manners.


26 posted on 07/13/2005 9:24:15 AM PDT by lolhelp
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To: martin_fierro


"There's no doubt about it. The best way
to get her attention is to slap the bitch."

27 posted on 07/13/2005 9:35:19 AM PDT by OESY
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To: martin_fierro; secret garden

"Yes, I used to have testicles, but here in the northeast the women routinely make better use of them...."


28 posted on 07/13/2005 10:08:51 AM PDT by TheGrimReaper (It's time to bring back public flogging.)
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To: martin_fierro

Hillary: "One wrong word outta you, Lurch, and you'll be sleeping with the former travel office staff."


29 posted on 07/13/2005 10:11:22 AM PDT by TheGrimReaper (It's time to bring back public flogging.)
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To: OESY

30 posted on 07/13/2005 10:12:58 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans.)
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To: lolhelp

Like what?

Good ole southern style backstabbing?

Oh I forget we have that up north too!~}


31 posted on 07/13/2005 11:24:05 AM PDT by funkywbr
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To: martin_fierro

Cue the "Odd Couple" music...


32 posted on 07/14/2005 4:04:48 AM PDT by hillarymustbestopped
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