Hillary Clinton to take on Rockstar over Hot Coffee

GameSpot ^ | 07/13/05 | By Curt Feldman, Brendan Sinclair

[badgerlandjim]

...Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will hold a press conference to discuss legislative solutions to keep inappropriate video game content out of the hands of young people. The Senator further stated that "...the damn game seems to be kind of a 'tweener' - with graphics far too rough for teenagers but a little too tame to make a suitable Clinton household Christmas tree ornament..."

[Fudd Fan]

I loathe her only slightly less than Fidel Castro, but she is getting closer every day

She's worse-- Castro doesn't hide what he is.

[Fudd Fan]

I was hoping this was about how Alice Cooper had thrown hot coffee at Hillary

ROFL! Me too! I was curious to find out who it was. I am SO out of the loop.

[doug from upland]

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[presently no screen name]

too tame to make a suitable Clinton household christmas tree ornament.



I bet the video game owners would love to use that line - WHAT A GREAT DEFENSE!

She can do it (because she can) but they can't!

[john1974]

Looks like she has a point.

[presently no screen name]

Yes, but she is the least qualified to make that point.

[hansel]

Is Bill Clinton originally from Hooker, Arkansas?

*snicker*

[Illuminatas]

Let's see:
GTA (check)
Metal Music (Check)
D&D (Check)
Comic books (Check)

Damn I am going to hell. Oh well.

BTW, whos a$$ is wider Hildebeast or Tipper (PMRC) Gore?

[Noumenon]

I live near Athol, Idaho - the town named by someone with a speech impediment.

[ran15]

The Democratic party and their buddies the trial lawyers will run the video game industry out of America, just like many before it, if we let them.

[doug from upland]

That's fairly funny.

[ran15]

The only good thing is her insane communist, anti-free enterprise views will mean almost every major corporation will back whoever her opponent is.

[Stellar Dendrite]

"The only good thing is her insane communist, anti-free enterprise views will mean almost every major corporation will back whoever her opponent is."

IIRC, I thought a lot of companies (one I can remember is GM) supported Kerry because he'd give free healthcare.

Kerry is just as much of a commie scumbag as Hitlery.

[miliantnutcase]

It's ok..your not alone.
My Rob Zombie music scares away the liberals.

[diverteach]

http://foolishpleasurestudio.com/eyewool/slap_hillary.html

[ikka]

It's just about sex, let's move on...

[processing please hold]

She's worse-- Castro doesn't hide what he is.

Ditto.

[bray]

Another one of the clinton's famous minor issues to gain attention and poll numbers. Think small.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters

[little jeremiah]

So she hates sex and violence in the media, only likes it in real life. At least the violence part.

What blows my mind is that more people don't see through the hideous mask to the even more hideous mind beneath it. She has got to be one of the most reprehensible and vile public figures in the last couple of hundred years. If she should ever become President, someone should (deleted deleted deleted) for the greater good of all.

You thought it, I didn't say it.