Posted on 07/15/2005 4:31:27 PM PDT by Yossarian
NEWSFLASH FROM THE PUBLISHING WORLD!
On the theory that there's no such thing as bad publicity, Joe Wilson is rushing to get the latest edition of his bestselling political thriller on the shelves:
Look for it soon at Barnes & Nobles, Borders, your local DNC offices, and wherever else leftist propaganda can be purchased by the adoring, obediant masses!
Wait a week and buy it for $1.00 at the outdoor table .
Look how dashing and mysterious they are? Is that a Jag?
This new release includes detailed elaboration on some of the joint covert missions he conducted with his wife - one of the most exiciting & secret being their encounter with The Man With the Golden Gun - a savvy environmentalist who came up against the evil Oil Companies who tried to crush their efforts to promote solar power for all.
His nose is longer than Clinton's pee pee.
And it also bends to the left.....
It'd be a bargain at half the price!
Hey, you sell enough books, even if they are full of BS, and you can own a Jag yourself too!
I don't get it....
Strike while the iron is hot.
I guess it was just too obscure.
(Smacks self for wrongly-imagined cleverness!)
It was a bit obscure, though....
Alas! You're right.
I need practice. (In other words, I ain't done yet!)
:-D
Thanks for the clarification. I was wondering too, but now that I understand, it was very good.
Alan Colmes looks like the love child of The Joker and Katherine Helmond's character in "Brazil".
With Alan Colmes pimping the book, how can it not be a blockbuster! Ghostwriting residuals, here I come!
That other thread you were on or were invited to was a dupe and got nuked. So, here's a ping to the original thread....
Pardon me? Have you any Grey Poupon?
Lol. That's imaginative!
In the upcoming movie version of the book, the role of the henchman will be played by Maryland Senator Barbara Mikulski:
"Hey, you sell enough books, even if they are full of BS, and you can own a Jag yourself too!"
Where do I send the manuscript?
All that Photoshop time up in smoke...grrrr....
Thank you...you're really very kind. I've gotta' work on my delivery!
LOL!
Naw...It's only a sequel!
We can get through this together.
LOL!
"Alan looks like he is dying. I wonder what's wrong with him. He's lost so much weight, he's pale, and his eyes look sunken back in the sockets."
He is still trying to recover from November 2000. Most DUmmies look this way. It is the PEST I tell you!!!
No wonder the nutburgers on the left think that soldiers come back from warzones all deranged....if they go this Koo-Koo over a simple election or two, (or three, or four, ... har har) then they must figure combat would fry their minds!
Another greedy liar trying make money.
Bah humbug......
Are you kidding? He's going on 60 Minutes?
Nick and Nora Charles they are NOT!
LOL......come on, what are their names, Boris and Natasha?
I like it! I shall call them that from now on!
Waiting for the Isadora Duncan moment
He is just way too frantic about her and his defense of her is bordering on psychotic.
Can you not speak? Is she a mute? I mean, she's been outted......why does HE do all the talking?
Valerie's scarf isn't long enough, but I'd gladly lend her one that is. :-)
Caption: Two RATS
;-)
Could minor Ambassador Joe Wilson himself have been the source in blowing his own Wife's cover?
It is distinctly possible, (though it may be unlikely that Joe Wilson himself directly was NY Times Judith Miller's source), since Joe Wilson himself evidently routinely bragged openly to strangers about her CIA employment, prior to such "cover" being "blown" in the press.
Here's an example of Joe's apparently routine and open bragging about Valerie being a "CIA agent," which became known directly to me over a year ago:
He certainly bragged about it per a famous and highly reliable source's (named below) account of his own face-to-face encounter with Amb. Joe Wilson prior to Valerie Plame's "outing" as a CIA agent/employee.
Based upon a personal conversation (we were in a small group eating; it was NOT an "off the record") I had with eminent historian Victor Davis Hanson (we were at a luncheon table together during a trip to Europe), it appeared entirely possible that Joe Wilson himself was the (or one source, if not the original one) possible source in revealing his own wife's status as a CIA agent or employee.
Victor Davis Hanson (Wilson presumably knew Victor Davis Hanson wrote regularly for NRO (National Review Online), had done OpEds for the Wall street Journal, and other publications, and had his own Website with a widespread following) said he (VDH) & Joe Wilson were both in the same "Green Room" before a televised debate-discussion on Iraq, etc. and Joe first warned the TV make-up person not to get powder on his $14,000 Rolex watch, then he bragged to Victor about several things (possessions and trips to Aspen, etc.), like his expensive car (I think it was a Mercedes), and then bragged about his beautiful wife who, Joe Wilson said (braggingly) was a CIA operative.
I asked Victor Davis Hanson Why he didn't write up this account.(?) He replied that Joe Wilson would probably simply deny it, since only he (VDH) & Joe Wilson were in the Green Room together before the broadcast.
However, it is now easy to surmise that Joe Wilson is a crass, materialistic, self-promoting, vain, egotistical, bragaddocio-opportunist, so this account is perfectly consistent with Valerie Plame's TWO photo shoots in Vanity Fair. (Or was it Vogue? No, probably too crass for Vogue, n'est pas?)
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