Skip to comments.LAUGH BREAK: JOSEPH WILSON--VALERIE PLAME LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST (post your look-alikes here)
Posted on 07/17/2005 3:51:40 PM PDT by Liz
The buzz is that all of the fun-loving Dims are having "Rovegate" parties to trash Karl Rove and GWB over the CIA outing controversy.
We need to show we can have fun too......by having a Wilson-Plame Look-Alike Contest.
Post here your choices for the look-alikes.
My nomination for Valerie Plame look-alike.
Is that Rudy Guiliani in drag?
Yeah---not photoshopped, either. Rudy was courting transgender, gay, and the usual priapic NYC votes.
Why not pass out flyers telling the TRUTH--i.e., FReep the meetings!
No resemblance there. Al Jolson was a great American. He was a very old great American with one working lung when he went to entertain the troops in Korea.
Some grand old tunes on the site.
Amazing Cpstello likeness----LOL-----maybe Valerie looks like Abbott?
LOL, I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you.
Your royalties, sir!
Round up the usual suspect.
Hey, great Claude Rains impersonation.
That is too freakin'funny!
Snort----rub shoulders with the lefties? I'd rather climb into a cage with a 500 lb gorilla.
Man, I think you are close to winning the prize for best likeness.
Dumb and Dumber.
My friend, the Dem (should call her ex-friend-she hasn't spoken to me since the election)... has been dying to get out her invitation list to the Watergate parties she held every year.
She's probably looking for it as we speak. Unfortunately for her, this is not the seventies.
My choice for a dead ringer...
One look at the Plame-Wilsons and it's "Bobbleheads". LOL.
Good one AlGore=JoeWilson ... "they Preyed upon our fears!!"
Announcer: And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous.
Joe Wilson : Hello, my name is Joe Wilson , and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization! I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework -that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened! After that, lying was easy for me.
I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.
And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous. Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!
The really irritating thing is Wilson copping the posture of "victim" in his TV appearances.
His body language and demeanor shout, "Bush made me a 'victim.' I will profit mightily from this. My wife may even take it all off for Playboy to make a buck off of this."
Snort---that routine is so familiar----the last refuge of a left-leaning scoundrel---victimization.
Agreed, of course, all those fat white guys look the same to me.
I think he looks like the drugged up Nick Nolte but I am a complete lamebrain when it comes to attempting to post pictures. Anyone smarter than me out there that would like to help me out? I'd love to see a side by side of that one!!!
(Thanks in advance from this technology challenged chick!)
What I want to know is who will play them in the Lifetime movie I am sure will happen at some point.
I just saw their take on the Ted Ammon murder and it was terrible.
So I won't expect much from a movie on Joe Wilson and Valerie.
Oh, yeah....cut from the same mold....and getting moldier by the minute.
"No doubt in my mind..."
"It's these two. Looks, personality, and character says it all. :o)"
I'm too worn out to learn anything new tonight. I promise to study tomorrow!! Thanks for the tip! :o) I'm series.
We ougha make book on when Valerie takes it all off for Playboy-----snort.
How about Rosie O'Donnell as Joe and Paris Hilton as Valerie?
Wow - that's eerie. Unfortunately, I can't say which one is the "evil twin."
Could minor Ambassador Joe Wilson himself have been the source in blowing his own Wife's "cover" (even if she had not been a covert CIA agent at the time fothe alleged leaks)?
It is distinctly possible, (though it may be unlikely that Joe Wilson himself directly was NY Times Judith Miller's source), since Joe Wilson himself evidently routinely bragged openly to strangers about her CIA employment, prior to such "cover" being "blown" in the press.
Here's an example of Joe's apparently routine and open bragging about Valerie being a "CIA agent," which became known directly to me over a year ago:
He certainly bragged about it per a famous and highly reliable source's (named below) account of his own face-to-face encounter with Amb. Joe Wilson prior to Valerie Plame's "outing" as a CIA agent/employee.
Based upon a personal conversation (we were in a small group eating; it was NOT an "off the record") I had with eminent historian Victor Davis Hanson (we were at a luncheon table together during a trip to Europe), it appeared entirely possible that Joe Wilson himself was the (or one source, if not the original one) possible source in revealing his own wife's status as a CIA agent or employee.
Victor Davis Hanson (Wilson presumably knew Victor Davis Hanson wrote regularly for NRO (National Review Online), had done OpEds for the Wall street Journal, and other publications, and had his own Website with a widespread following) said he (VDH) & Joe Wilson were both in the same "Green Room" before a televised debate-discussion on Iraq, etc. and Joe first warned the TV make-up person not to get powder on his $14,000 Rolex watch, then he bragged to Victor about several things (possessions and trips to Aspen, etc.), like his expensive car (I think it was a Mercedes), and then bragged about his beautiful ("hot") wife who, Joe Wilson said (braggingly) was a CIA operative.
I asked Victor Davis Hanson Why he didn't write up this account.(?) He replied that Joe Wilson would probably simply deny it, since only he (VDH) & Joe Wilson were in the Green Room together before the broadcast.
However, it is now easy to surmise that Joe Wilson is a crass, materialistic, self-promoting, vain, egotistical, bragaddocio-opportunist, so this account is perfectly consistent with Valerie Plame's TWO photo shoots in Vanity Fair.