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Dork Pride! Suddenly, it's cool to be uncool
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| July 18, 2005
Posted on 07/18/2005 2:08:32 PM PDT by orionblamblam
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To: Junior
I had a guy tell me once I was such a dork I was cool. I'm a trendsetter!
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posted on
07/19/2005 5:19:23 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
07/19/2005 5:20:45 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I am the Sultan of Oom-Papa-Mow-Mow.)
To: JasonC
440 yards a throw and the coach didn't put you in. Gosh, that is so remarkable. And so believable, too.You better believe things would have been different. I'd have gone pro in a heartbeat. I'd be making millions of dollars and living in a big old mansion somewhere. You know, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.
I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. You ever come across anything like time travel?
To: HiTech RedNeck
Live cat trumps dead dog any day. At a butt licking contest..by forfit
To: Boomer Geezer
Here is my son's song. Mind you, after seeing Napolean Dynamite one night I told him it took me until I was in my 30s to realize that it was the geeks in school who were more true to their friends and themselves. When the neighbor boy told him he was a nerd, his answer was, "I know I'm kind of a nerd, but I'm proud of it."
Anyhow, here is his song. He says if anyone wants to pay him to record him, let me know. LOL!
The life of a
Geek
I cant get a girlfriend.
Only had one date.
I showed her my airplane collection,
Then we went to the zoo.
We fed the panther,
Then jumped on the kan-ga-roo.
We went to the movies.
We watched Star Wars.
She didnt like it,
But I kept yelling,
Cool! Cool! Cool!
Everybody said, BE QUIET!
We got kicked out.
She wanted to gaze at the stars.
I said, Lets play D&D.
Well have fun. You can be a halfing.
Aside in background, female voice : (You can be half dumb.)
We had fun!
At least one of us.
All the guys were impressed
That she was a real girl.
Male voice in background: (Unlike that robot you brought last week.)
I drove her home.
Leaned over for a good night kiss
[SLAP!!]
ITS OVER!!
whiny: But it never started!!
To: HungarianGypsy
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posted on
07/19/2005 2:25:42 PM PDT
by
Boomer Geezer
(Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
To: HungarianGypsy
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posted on
07/19/2005 3:17:04 PM PDT
by
Paul_Denton
(Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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