" I'll be darned----I'm a Red Sox fan and we kinda beat The Cardinals too."
That's what you get when your mascot is a stupid red bird. It's not exactly the most fearsome thing in the world, unless you play for the Scanectaty Sunflower Seeds (AA minor league?)....
I have a very nice turtleneck (I'm a woman)with 2 red Cardinals embroidered on the neck.I've had it for a long time.
I wore it here in Massachusetts once during the series last fall (not thinking,of course) and I got quite a few comments. Pretty funny!