Johnson & Johhnson to launch homosexual ad for Tylenol PM

American Family Association ^ | 07/19/2005 | One Million Dads

[WaveMan]

You will not believe this ad by Johnson & Johnson Johnson & Johnson has placed an ad for its Tylenol PM product in the July 19 issue of The Advocate, the nation's leading homosexual magazine.

The ad shows two shirtless men in bed side by side. The text over one reads: "His backache is keeping him up." Over the other: "His boyfriend's backache is keeping him up."

Click here to see a copy of the ad. (Be warned, it is offensive)

You probably aren't aware that Johnson & Johnson is also a charter advertiser on the homosexual network LOGO. Thanks to Johnson & Johnson's committment to financially support homosexuality, it is only a short time before this premiere homosexual-based network will become a part of your local cable package (if it isn't already). While Johnson & Johnson voluntarily helps get the network off the ground, you will be forced to pay for it as part of your regular cable bill.

Johnson & Johnson says they will ignore emails from OneMillionDads.com, so your personal involvement is needed today!

Please take time to call Johnson & Johnson. Their toll-free number is 1-800-962-5357, option 5 (you may be on hold for a minute or two). Their corporate phone number is 732-524-0400 with little or no waiting time.

Tell them to stop their financial support of homosexual networks and magazines. Please be kind, but firm, when you call.

Tylenol PM is sold under Johnson & Johnson's subsidiary, McNeil Consumer & Specialty Pharmaceuticals.

Please take action now, then forward this critical issue message to your friends and family.

[Lunkhead_01]

I thought Tylenol PMS was for women?

[thoughtomator]

"Hey Bob, my butt really hurts."

"Take some Tylenol PM, Steve, and keep biting that pillow!"

[wingnutx]

Oh my god, a corporation will try to sell it's products to homosexuals?

The horror!

[Mears]

Oh my God----will it ever end?

[montag813]

Not only is it disgusting, but lacks any imagination whatsoever, which as an ad guy is perhaps even more offensive to me. You gotta love the guy cupping his hands around his groin, as if the ad was too subtle. Sheesh.

[WaveMan]

Yes it is a horror to the American people to pretend that Homosexuality is somehow "normal"...

It's a gross ad..

[andy58-in-nh]

Shouldn't that be Tylenol BM?

[Revolting cat!]

"Itch fabulous, darlins!"

[Ignatius J Reilly]

How absurd, everyone knows homos don't get back aches, or headaches!!!

[Steely Tom]

Tylenol PM: Not as much fun as meth, but it won't make your teeth fall out of your head.

(steely)

[The SISU kid]

Not tonight Bob....I've got a Butt-ache...

[zarf]

How is the pill administered? Orally or.....

[11th_VA]

ROFLMAO !!!!

[scott7278]

Ping!

[little jeremiah]

later pingout.

[Prime Choice]

The text over one reads: "His backache is keeping him up."

The older I get, the more satire and reality become indistinguishable.

[Jackknife]

[spittake!] ....... now my keyboard is full of Budweiser!

[Prime Choice]

Oh my god, a corporation will try to sell it's products to homosexuals?

The horror!

I wonder if they'll go out of their way to sell their stuff to straight people too?

[TXBubba]

Okay, someone please explain to me why homos dress as women? I mean, if they aren't interested in women then why do they dress like them? So they can attract other men who aren't interested in women? huh?

[wingnutx]

I seem to recall seeing Tylenol ads in non-homo magazines, so I guess so.

[Prime Choice]

How absurd, everyone knows homos don't get back aches, or headaches!!!

And everyone knows that gays can't possibly figure out what to take for a backache or a headache without being exclusively catered to in a marketing campaign!!!

[Prime Choice]

I seem to recall seeing Tylenol ads in non-homo magazines, so I guess so.

Did the ad exclusively appeal only to heterosexuals? If not, then there MUST have been bias! Oh, the horrors!

[thoughtomator]

It's because the root of male homosexuality is an inability to relate as a man to women, even in non-sexual situations... but shhh don't tell anyone.

[varyouga]

Of course. Any ad that shows a man and woman together is "heteronormative" and offensive to homos. </barf>

[trustandobey]

Don't bother calling the corporate number until tomorrow after 8, I just voiced my complaints to security.

[what's up]

Gays don't want to be men. They don't want to be strong, a provider, responsible for meeting needs.

They want to be needy, emotionally weak. It comes out in really weird ways like cross dressing.

Or something like that.

[andyk]

Tylenol PM, now in convenient suppository form.

Johnson & Johnson - a family company.

[goodnesswins]

Well, If I were a Minority, I'd be angry....are their any special Tylenol's for Asians? Blacks? Indians?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I guess it goes without saying that the producers of Vaseline don't feel they need to advertise to this particular market segment.

[Revolting cat!]

"When it comes to Tylenol, don't fudge!"

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Nope, straight people can figure it out though, that's why I've never seen an ad for Tylenol in a non-gay magazine or television promotion

[andyk]

a corporation will try to sell it's products to homosexuals?

Only slightly less bizarre that not liking guacamole. :)

[M203M4]

Strangely..I find myself not offended. A tad grossed out perhaps. A gay ad for a gay magazine...whoda thunkit?

I'd much rather see two WOMENZ side-by-side, the ad talking about dual 'headaches'. That would rule (I think...depends if they are hot).

The man-man gayness of the pic must, however, be balanced here and now:

You're welcome.

[andyk]

Okay, FReepers. The crime here isn't that they're advertising to homosexuals via The Advocate. The real crime here is that this ad is for vanilla flavored Tylenol PM caplets. Check out the link!

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

It's not that they sell to them, it's that they advertise to them specifically as though the behavior is perfectly acceptable. They wouldn't do the same for any other perversion. They may advertise in smut magazines (I wouldn't know), but I bet they don't advertise with smut in their ad. I will try to avoid buying their products from now on.

[commonasdirt]

Now that this one is out just wait......first K-Y ad directed at gays is next.

[3AngelaD]

I think this is wrong. Shouldn't he be saying, "His backside is keeping him up?" My -- and Johnson & Johnson -- bad.

[JustAnotherOkie]

How about Tylenol RA (cures aches and pains from hyper extended shoulders and wrists)

[wingnutx]

Guacamole was forged by Lucifer himself!

[MarkL]

Are thewy coming out with a Tylenol suppository?

Mark

[MarkL]

Johnson & Johnson - a family company.

This advertisement will certainly give the company name, Johnson & Johnson a whole new meaning , won't it?

Mark

[Paleo Conservative]

You beat me.

[NRA2BFree]

"His backache backside is keeping him up."

Gee, that's probably why!! LOL

[MarkL]

There was the most adorable blonde commedienne who brought this up in her act... She asked, "Why is it that guys are so into "girl-girl" scenes... Don't they realize that these are two woment who have figured out they don't need him anymore?"

I wish I could remember her name. She was really funny, absolutely gorgeous, but she had this cartoon voice.

Mark

[GreenHornet]

This advertisement will certainly give the company name, Johnson & Johnson a whole new meaning , won't it?

Now THAT'S funny!

[FormerACLUmember]

"Gee Bruce, my AIDS Kaposi Sarcoma skin lesions are oozing all over the bed... and I can't sleep a WINK."

"No problem, Barney, you silly poof. Just take some Tylenol PM and you'll sleep just fine. Well... that and a bottle of Skye Vodka and a fistful of Valium and Oxycontin."

[Thinkin' Gal]

This advertisement will certainly give the company name, Johnson & Johnson a whole new meaning , won't it?

Entertaining thread ping.

[dfwgator]

I don't want to even think about the Preparation H ad.