Posted on 07/19/2005 10:03:01 PM PDT by dangus
Yes! It's WHITE smoke coming from Nancy Pelosi's ears. Boy, is she angry! The president is coming forth to make his announcement, and here he comes, the next Supreme Court Justice of the United States of America... It's John Roberts! Boy, if you thought Pope Benedict was conservative enough to drive the demonrats mad, just take a gander at Justice John Roberts, a devout Catholic whose wife was Vice President of Feminists for Life.
Feminists for Life? Isn't that sorta like "Democrats for Common Sense"? No, get this: they actually believe that feminism shouldn't stand for the destruction of femininity, that making women kill their babies is not supportive of women. Boy, that oughta make the Democrats angrier than Ted Kennedy getting an O'Douls. More frustrated than Bill Clinton at a PromiseKeepers convention. More confused than Janet Reno meeting Ann Coulter in a tight leather miniskirt.
So praise God and cry a shout a jubilee... them Catlicks ain't half bad, are they?
LOL at your metaphors!
"Ted Kennedy getting an O'Douls"
good one, that.
Janet Reno would be all over Annie.
They don't know whether it's brain damage, or ADD. But when you always have multiple thoughts kicking around in your head at once, sometimes they cross to make strange offspring. :^S
While watching President Bush make this announcement tonight, I finally figured out why the 'RATS hate President Bush and his "smirk." It's because they know he's smirking AT THEM.
mega dittos.
Janet Reno: "My nonexistant God, she's sexy. But she's a Republican. She's carrying a rifle, for Bill's sake. But WOW, it just makes me horny all over to watch her slinging that gun around. What am I saying? That's a phallic symbol! And yet it reminds me of that time Hillary and Donna [Shalala] brought those toys over..."
See what I mean?
It was almost as enjoyable watching Schumer steam as Rather on election night.
Only a Ginsburg or a Stevens away from eliminating roe v. wade.
Yeah, um, thanks for the mental picture.
Since you are interested in Right-to-Life issues, and humor/satire, I thought you might enjoy this, or even ping to it.
Enjoy!
LOL. I can't help it. No, actually there are medications I could take, but what fun would that be?
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