DFU SONG: Flipper (nuke Mecca)

DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - FLIPPER

There is a place that they face to pray
They evoke calls to blow us away
If a nuke hit on us comes to pass
We'll turn that place into glass

They call it Mecca, Mecca...that's where they turn to
When they say "Please, Allah, make them dead"
They call it Mecca, Mecca...and it's about time, folks
To plan for what Tancredo has said

What have their kids been learning in school
They always teach their one golden rule
Right after they hear opening bell
Kill Jews and all infidels!

They call it Mecca, Mecca...that's where they turn to
When they say "Please, Allah, make them dead"
They call it Mecca, Mecca...and it's about time, folks
To plan for what Tancredo has said

If they should strike using Islam's name
It will be time that we end the game
Do it to us, we'll do it to them
Meet Mr. ICBM

They call it Mecca, Mecca...that's where they turn to
When they say "Please, Allah, make them dead"
They call it Mecca, Mecca...and it's about time, folks
To plan for what Tancredo has said

[doug from upland]

Ping

[Bahbah]

Do it to us, we'll do it to them Meet Mr. ICBM

LOL. Another great one.

[al baby]

I like that one Doug
Hows the heat out there today?

[doug from upland]

It will be over 100. To prove my insanity, I have a business meeting in Barstow after my radio show. Perhaps it will only be 115 there today.

Make sure to here John Armor and I discuss John Roberts -- RIGHTALK RADIO - 2pm Eastern

[doug from upland]

Doh. "Hear" not "here".

[Hoof Hearted]

Un-funny - not clever. If you want the world to end as you know it by turning every one of the 13 billion Muslims on earth into instant slashing murdering exploding Islamofacists with plenty of non-Muslim support around the world, go ahead and bomb Mecca.

I haven't visited Free Republic for a few months, but there used to be a lot of great discussion of ideas and events by some pretty intelligent folks. I hope it's not being taken over by the Jerry Springer/Maury Povich viewer (yee-haw, let's kick butt now and worry about it later) type.

[cweese]

Doug, check your FReepmail por favor.

[cweese]

Your proposed response to jihadists detonating nukes in the US is exactly what?

[doug from upland]

Un-wad your panties. I've put up over 1600 parody songs up on this site. Do you understand parody?

PS Besides needing humor help, you need math help. There aren't 13 billion Muslims. There aren't 13 billion Earthlings.

[noblejones]

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If you want the world to end as you know it by turning every one of the 13 billion Muslims on earth into instant slashing murdering exploding Islamofacists with plenty of non-Muslim support around the world, go ahead and bomb Mecca.
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I guess someone must have bombed mecca already then, 'cause that's what they are.

And it's not quite a billion. Many of those are "pile on" numbers from African countries.

[NeoCaveman]

If you want the world to end as you know it by turning every one of the 13 billion Muslims on earth

Amazing. Exactly 2 out of every 1 person on his planet must be Muslim.

[doug from upland]

Good math lesson for him.

[Hoof Hearted]

err, that's 1.3, not 13 billion Muslims...
okay, flame away!

[NeoCaveman]

Thanks Doug. I'm now going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

[doug from upland]

A little late. I think we have been flaming away. :)

For the record, although it is tempting, I'm not really advocating nuking Mecca. Besides, Mecca will have to get in line behind Beijing, Mexico City, Pyongyang, Berkeley, Ithaca, and Chappaqua.

[skinkinthegrass]

Now! :) You've done it, an funny EAR BUG. :D

[doug from upland]

REMARK STIRS UP MUSLIM WORLD

[John Filson]

I keep waiting to hear ATTACK STIRS UP WESTERN WORLD TO THE POINT IT ACTED!

[HiTech RedNeck]

I wish that we had the yee-haw, kick butt and worry about it later reputation. 9/11 took place because of years of vacillation. Nuthin like good ole take no prisoners deterrence. Yee haw!