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Caption Jean Francois Kerry on the Champs-Elysees in Paris, France
Agence France Presse ^ | 7/24/05 53 minutes ago | Franck Fife

Posted on 07/24/2005 3:30:08 PM PDT by gopwinsin04

'Hey Sheryl, Teresa gave me the money out of her purse to buy these front row tickets today!'



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: chickenlegs; dork; fairylegs; kerry; loser; lurch
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1 posted on 07/24/2005 3:30:09 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Remember it's your tax dollars that pay my salary...hahahahahahahaha Go Lance!


2 posted on 07/24/2005 3:33:19 PM PDT by in hoc signo vinces ("Soylent Green is People!")
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To: gopwinsin04

Note the writing on the card hanging from his neck:

"I'm John Kerry, and I was in Vietnam."


3 posted on 07/24/2005 3:33:57 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: gopwinsin04
Tour de France Tour d'Force....

Tour d'Farce....

4 posted on 07/24/2005 3:34:48 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Where is Terayza?


5 posted on 07/24/2005 3:35:09 PM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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To: Bahbah

In the bar.


6 posted on 07/24/2005 3:36:06 PM PDT by bfree (PC is BS)
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To: gopwinsin04

I'm thinking he is trying to move in on Sheryl's guy!

(I am not good at captions, ya'll are just TOO GOOD!)


7 posted on 07/24/2005 3:36:56 PM PDT by Txsleuth
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To: in hoc signo vinces

Not a bad $30,000 vacation on the taxpayers dime! (since we are still paying his salary for the entrie month of August during recess)


8 posted on 07/24/2005 3:37:02 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

I am a Parisian! (Sorry I don't know French which would be more appropriate for this.)


9 posted on 07/24/2005 3:39:21 PM PDT by proudofthesouth (Boycotting movies since 1988)
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To: Bahbah
<

"Hey John, did you know Sam Adams is considered an import over here?"

10 posted on 07/24/2005 3:39:56 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Mexico, the 51st state.)
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To: gopwinsin04

"Dear Mom... I tried to get a photo as Mr. Armstrong crossed
the finish line, but some jackass in front of me raised his arms
and blocked it out. All I got was a photo of $30,000 Rolex
that was on his arm. I'm sorry."
11 posted on 07/24/2005 3:39:58 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: gopwinsin04

Where did you hear that taxpayers paid for this trip?


12 posted on 07/24/2005 3:40:49 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Brilliant

Was he there supporting the French?


14 posted on 07/24/2005 3:41:07 PM PDT by umgud (Comment removed by poster before moderator could get to it)
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To: gopwinsin04

"Hey jerk. Put your arm down, or switch your deoderant."
15 posted on 07/24/2005 3:42:07 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Joe 6-pack

Okay, Joe, good one! So funny I just swallowed my gum. The training wheels on Lurch's bike was too much!


16 posted on 07/24/2005 3:42:32 PM PDT by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: gopwinsin04

Lance, I have a plan...


18 posted on 07/24/2005 3:43:14 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: proudofthesouth

How about:

"Je suis un grand idiot"?


19 posted on 07/24/2005 3:43:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: Kirkwood
I was referring to the Senatorial recess vacation in August.

Teresa probably footed the bill for this excursion, I think she may have bought a chateau in the area.

20 posted on 07/24/2005 3:44:16 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Kerry = AINO


21 posted on 07/24/2005 3:44:58 PM PDT by SeaBiscuit (God Bless all who defend America and Friends, the rest can go to hell.)
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To: gopwinsin04

He's just wishing he could have been there to welcome the nazis.


22 posted on 07/24/2005 3:45:18 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: mass55th

Brilliant.


23 posted on 07/24/2005 3:45:33 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: Brilliant

The guy in the blue shirt on the left looks like he's been taking weak wrist lessons from Jacques Kerry. Remember those great pics of him throwing a football?

24 posted on 07/24/2005 3:46:59 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: gopwinsin04
"Teresa probably footed the bill for this excursion, I think she may have bought a chateau in the area."

That's her next to him isn't it? White shirt, holding the camera?

25 posted on 07/24/2005 3:47:11 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Winner: Biggest "passenger" of the Tour.


26 posted on 07/24/2005 3:48:51 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: gopwinsin04

Lance, Lance. I'm here for you buddy--just like I was in Vietnam for my brothers there.


27 posted on 07/24/2005 3:49:21 PM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
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28 posted on 07/24/2005 3:49:26 PM PDT by RobFromGa (Send Bolton to the UN!)
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29 posted on 07/24/2005 3:51:05 PM PDT by mcar
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To: RobFromGa
He's like a dufus sporting 'Zelig'.


30 posted on 07/24/2005 3:52:36 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Notice all the blacks, hispanics and asians in that crowd as well. France can go to hell, they all suck. They remind me of all the human liberal waste on the upper sides of Manhattan, they all scream for diversification but you`ll be damned to ever find anything other than pure white people in that section from 66th to 96th. When it comes to hypocrisy, nothing beats the liberal. As long as they are rich and hanging out in a pure white neighborhood, they feel they are qualified to make judgements on Condi, Alphonso Jackson, Norman Mineta, or Colin. Screw them all.


31 posted on 07/24/2005 3:53:03 PM PDT by BuckyGoldstein
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

LOL


32 posted on 07/24/2005 3:53:49 PM PDT by proudofthesouth (Boycotting movies since 1988)
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To: proudofthesouth
I am a Parisian! (Sorry I don't know French which would be more appropriate for this.)

"Je suis Parisienne!"
(And for you Francophiles out there, the implied gender in my translation was intentional - just because it's JF'inK's mouth we're putting these words into.)

33 posted on 07/24/2005 3:54:22 PM PDT by IonImplantGuru ("Me? You talking to me? You talkin' to me? Then [BLEEP]... Well, I'm the only one here.")
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34 posted on 07/24/2005 3:54:23 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: Joe 6-pack

I have seen that Tour d'Farce pic of Kerry on the bicycle posted dozens of times since the '04 election cycle.

But, this morning in another thread, I noticed the training wheel on Kerry's bicycle.

[Is that photochopped?]


35 posted on 07/24/2005 3:55:12 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: gopwinsin04
Kerry: You have one yellow jersey. I have three fake Purple Hearts.
36 posted on 07/24/2005 3:56:15 PM PDT by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (Bush's #1 priority is Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . Our nation #64.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Someone brought a horse's ass to a bike race...

37 posted on 07/24/2005 3:56:15 PM PDT by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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To: gopwinsin04

Oh my gosh, we soooo dodged a bullet last year!


38 posted on 07/24/2005 3:56:53 PM PDT by Aggie Mama
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Is that his first wife in between the two children? She must be a better person than I to let them be so close to Ms. Crowe.


39 posted on 07/24/2005 3:58:20 PM PDT by Aggie Mama
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To: gopwinsin04

UGH,cant we get rid of these two,kerry and goretex


40 posted on 07/24/2005 3:58:24 PM PDT by rang1995 (They will love us when we win)
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To: TomGuy
[Is that photochopped?]

I'll put it this way....it's as real as kerry's three purple hearts.

41 posted on 07/24/2005 3:58:39 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: BuckyGoldstein
Oh my God, look at the babies. Get out the raid, I didn`t know they multiply like that.

Um - I may be mistaken, but I think that's Cheryl Crow and Lance's 2 youngest that you're referring to in the picture.
Can any other Freeper confirm or negate?

42 posted on 07/24/2005 3:58:49 PM PDT by IonImplantGuru ("Me? You talking to me? You talkin' to me? Then [BLEEP]... Well, I'm the only one here.")
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To: gopwinsin04

Looks like the blue Oxford button-down is Kerry's idea of sports apparel.


43 posted on 07/24/2005 3:59:21 PM PDT by RobFromGa (Send Bolton to the UN!)
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44 posted on 07/24/2005 4:00:21 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: mass55th
He's a 'dork for all seasons!'


45 posted on 07/24/2005 4:00:21 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Notice from my pic that Kerry is wearing the same pants that he was yesterday.


46 posted on 07/24/2005 4:00:53 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Rodney King
"Notice from my pic that Kerry is wearing the same pants that he was yesterday."

He can only borrow so many pairs from Theresa before she starts to notice them missing.

47 posted on 07/24/2005 4:02:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Rebelbase

Oh, c'mon, give the old bat a break. Those are clearly bottles of root beer :)


48 posted on 07/24/2005 4:03:04 PM PDT by upchuck ("If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: gopwinsin04

Lance? Lance Smance!
I said take my picture or I’m taking back that camera .

49 posted on 07/24/2005 4:03:05 PM PDT by Barnacle (You may now return to your normal broadcast schedule.)
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To: Aggie Mama
Boy howdy, did we!


50 posted on 07/24/2005 4:05:48 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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