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Posted on 07/27/2005 3:14:37 PM PDT by MRMEAN

An artist's latest work - a bottle of melted Antarctic ice - may have been stolen and drunk by a thirsty thief.

Artist Wayne Hill filled a two-litre clear plastic bottle with melted ice to highlight global warming.

But the artwork, valued at £42,500, went missing while on display at a literary festival, reports the Scotsman.

Entitled Weapon of Mass Destruction, it vanished halfway through the Ways with Words festival at Dartington Hall, Devon.

Mr Hill said: "It looked like an ordinary bottle of water, but it was on a plinth, labelled, described and in the programme of the whole festival.

"It was very, very clear what it was - a work of art."

The work uses water taken from the threatened west Antarctic ice sheet, which is currently melting at the rate of 250 cubic kilometres a year, he said.

Mr Hill added: "Nobody has any idea what has happened to it. It was there and then it was gone."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: art

1 posted on 07/27/2005 3:14:40 PM PDT by MRMEAN
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To: MRMEAN

I think that someone walking off with the bottle and drinking it represents an even greater work of art.


2 posted on 07/27/2005 3:17:14 PM PDT by thoughtomator (frotho ergo sum)
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To: MRMEAN

Who would pay that much money for a stupid stunt that somebody calls "art"?


3 posted on 07/27/2005 3:17:30 PM PDT by lady lawyer
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To: thoughtomator

LOL!


4 posted on 07/27/2005 3:17:33 PM PDT by somniferum
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To: MRMEAN
" But the artwork, valued at £42,500, went missing while on display at a literary festival, "

The thief should have filled it with urine

5 posted on 07/27/2005 3:17:41 PM PDT by spokeshave (Strategery + Shardenfreuden = Stratenshardenfreudenery)
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To: MRMEAN

"...valued at £42,500..."

The real question is what anyone would actually pay for it.


6 posted on 07/27/2005 3:17:49 PM PDT by nosofar
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To: MRMEAN
It looked like an ordinary bottle of water

Yeah, some art.

7 posted on 07/27/2005 3:17:52 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: MRMEAN

Got Ice? Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!


8 posted on 07/27/2005 3:17:56 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: spokeshave

Naw, then it'd probably have been worth more...


9 posted on 07/27/2005 3:18:47 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: MRMEAN
But the artwork, valued at £42,500...[snip]...Mr Hill said: "It looked like an ordinary bottle of water..."

And I thought Evian was expensive.
10 posted on 07/27/2005 3:18:50 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (History is a narrator that tends to extemporize.)
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To: thoughtomator

Then if he uses the bottle to pee in, he has created an ecosystem!

This is art? The mind reels.......


11 posted on 07/27/2005 3:19:02 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: somniferum
Hey, and after his body is done processing it, it can go to Andre Serrano to make even more art! A masterstroke, any as art aficionado must admit.
12 posted on 07/27/2005 3:19:32 PM PDT by thoughtomator (frotho ergo sum)
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To: MRMEAN
a bottle of melted Antarctic ice - may have been stolen...the artwork, valued at £42,500,

LMAO!
13 posted on 07/27/2005 3:19:41 PM PDT by andyk (Go Matt Kenseth!)
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To: MRMEAN
""It was very, very clear what it was - a work of art.""

I bottled some C02 that came directly from the mouth of Bubba Clinton last time he was in Hawaii for a lib convention. I bottled it to serve as a reminder of global warning too. - Obviously a work of art

14 posted on 07/27/2005 3:19:58 PM PDT by BROKKANIC
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To: MRMEAN
Hahaha! That is really funny.

If I had been the person that found it missing I would have just filled up another one in the restroom and called 'er good. It all comes from the same place anyway.

15 posted on 07/27/2005 3:19:59 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: MRMEAN; Experiment 6-2-6
valued at £42,500

FORTY-TWO THOUSAND POUNDS??? For THAT? And "art," no less? Methinks I should reconsider my restaurant, move to the UK and become an "artist."

Barking mad, this is.

17 posted on 07/27/2005 3:23:11 PM PDT by Felicity Fahrquar (Life is short - quality matters.)
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To: MRMEAN
LOL
18 posted on 07/27/2005 3:23:17 PM PDT by Charlespg (Civilization and freedom are only worthy of those who defend or support defending It)
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To: MRMEAN

More here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1451508/posts


19 posted on 07/27/2005 3:23:55 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: MRMEAN

Insurance scam?


20 posted on 07/27/2005 3:26:02 PM PDT by StolarStorm
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To: MRMEAN

The cleaning lady did it!


21 posted on 07/27/2005 3:26:56 PM PDT by anonsquared
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To: MRMEAN

Why are the quotation marks around 'drinks' and not 'art'?


22 posted on 07/27/2005 3:28:34 PM PDT by squarebarb
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To: Felicity Fahrquar

The 42,000 pound value represents the fact finding mission costs (otherwise known as vacation) that the "artiste" required to get same glacier water. My art of debris from the moon will cost much more.


23 posted on 07/27/2005 3:29:08 PM PDT by doodad
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To: StolarStorm
Insurance scam?

That's what I'm thinking. I am reminded of a controversial "art" show a while back that had lots of pieces that required no time or expensive materials (or talent, for that matter) to create. The pieces were similarly "valuable." After the show was taken down, the pieces were stored in a warehouse which subsequently burned. I thought at the time that the thing to do would be to create scores of such artworks and lend them to galleries and museums worldwide. Then, whenever any disaster struck anywhere - cha-ching!

24 posted on 07/27/2005 3:34:13 PM PDT by rogue yam
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To: MRMEAN
But the artwork, valued at £42,500, went missing while on display at a literary festival, reports the Scotsman.

Its friggin' ice!!

25 posted on 07/27/2005 3:35:43 PM PDT by cardinal4 (UN- Useless Nations)
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To: doodad

Hey, cool -- you wanna invest in my new "gallery"? The "scallops Mornay" exhibit is sure to make a killing... ;p


26 posted on 07/27/2005 3:36:11 PM PDT by Felicity Fahrquar (Life is short - quality matters.)
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To: MRMEAN

http://home.sprynet.com/~mindweb/can.htm


27 posted on 07/27/2005 3:37:56 PM PDT by Clemenza (JJesus CChrist MMade SSeattle UUnder PProtest)
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To: Felicity Fahrquar
Hey, cool -- you wanna invest in my new "gallery"? The "scallops Mornay" exhibit is sure to make a killing... ;p

Only if the art is in the harvestng of the scallops at all areas of the world where they are endangered. A $2,000,000 entree as "art." Magnifique!

28 posted on 07/27/2005 3:42:22 PM PDT by doodad
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To: thoughtomator
Artist Wayne Hill filled a two-litre clear plastic bottle with melted ice to highlight global warming.

That's not art.

Now, freeze-dried human corpses?

THAT'S art.

29 posted on 07/27/2005 3:44:18 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit
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To: doodad

Exactement - c'est brilliant!


30 posted on 07/27/2005 3:48:00 PM PDT by Felicity Fahrquar (Life is short - quality matters.)
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To: MRMEAN
Thief thought it looked like $.79 in value.
31 posted on 07/27/2005 3:53:34 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: MRMEAN

I stepped in some dog doo in my Chuck Taylors , when I lifted my foot it looked like Hillary in a rage. Smelled like her too. I value it at $30.00


32 posted on 07/27/2005 4:01:29 PM PDT by sgtbono2002
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To: MRMEAN
"But the artwork, valued at £42,500, went missing while on display at a literary festival, reports the Scotsman"
"Entitled Weapon of Mass Destruction"

This story just made my day. Maybe it was a FReeper that drank the water just to piss off the DUmmie. Even funnier is that he could have just used some tap water and it would look the same. DUmmies losing money when their agenda backfires just warms my heart.
33 posted on 07/27/2005 4:24:00 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: MRMEAN
"It looked like an ordinary bottle of water, but it was on a plinth, labelled, described and in the programme of the whole festival.

"It was very, very clear what it was - a work of art."

Man, I wish I had that kind of artistic genius.

34 posted on 07/27/2005 4:29:01 PM PDT by Doomonyou (I don't think so, Scooter...)
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To: Ole Okie

Wouldn't that be recycling art? Who could be against that? :)


35 posted on 07/27/2005 4:37:56 PM PDT by xp38
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To: MRMEAN
Thief 'drinks' work of art

Let me fix that.

Thief drinks work of 'art'

That's better.

36 posted on 07/27/2005 8:18:59 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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