Posted on 08/02/2005 3:35:04 PM PDT by Antioch
Multi-culturism at its finest. Please, can we eradicate that notion from the US? So far, it seems to be mostly in academia - maybe we should confine "those people" to their campuses, and not send any more of our children to those madrassas.
(Only half joking)
Scene opens on nice 'quiet' street in Binghamingtontrollopshire on Cheddar...the heee-haaaawwww of sirens and 500 English coppers run into the street.
Politely knocking on the door...
"Scuse me Sir, we have a warrent for your arrest and to search the premises...."
"You whot?"...
"Yes, is this the residence of Mr. Ahlalmalam poopla mohammamadoulia?"
"'oooo the bleedin' 'ell wants to know?"
"Well actually, Sir, er ah, Mr. Mohammamadoulia...I'm with Scotland Yard and the Crown suspects you might...perhaps, maybe...well we think you might have 50kg of C4 expolsives that were brought here last night...perhaps, we'd just like to take a look around?
"ooohhhh nooo, I have no such material here, it was modeling clay that we purchased for our own personal use...
"Oh, OK...please accept our apologies and go on with your shoeless praying on the rugs or whatever..."
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You get the idea..eh whot??
I wonder how many non-Muslim criminals will start wearing turbans and carrying Korans so they can avoid police questioning.
"Honest, copper. I'm a Muslim, I am! See? I got me Koran and me turban roight 'ere, I do! Wot? The DVD player and TV you saw me carrying out the smashed door of that appliance shop? That's for watching me prayers! Now, bug off copper, 'efore I call the Town Race Council!"
warrent=warrant/.....DUR!!
Things tend to get down their way...
As part of my Prayer ritual, I spread thumbtacks on the floor . . .
When I does, I hope and pray my niece's Luton-cop husband isn't one of the cops hurt or killed.
OTOH, may one of the dolts who instituted this assinine policy be standing close enough to shield his poor coppers from the worst effects of the blast.
I'm afraid i would rely on the "flash bang" through the window to signal "Prayer is over"....
"This will last until the first police officers are killed during one of their pu$$y raids. It will happen."
No, that won't do it. Police are considered expendable.
Things will tighten up when a POLITICIAN is killed.
Oh what a lovely war...
"7.If people are praying at home officers should stand aside and not disrupt the prayer."
Shakespeare pointed out one reason why this might be a good policy.
HAMLET
Now might I do it pat, now he is praying;
And now I'll do't. And so he goes to heaven;
And so am I revenged. That would be scann'd:
A villain kills my father; and for that,
I, his sole son, do this same villain send
To heaven.
O, this is hire and salary, not revenge.
He took my father grossly, full of bread;
With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
And how his audit stands who knows save heaven?
But in our circumstance and course of thought,
'Tis heavy with him: and am I then revenged,
To take him in the purging of his soul,
When he is fit and season'd for his passage?
No!
Up, sword; and know thou a more horrid hent:
When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,
Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed;
At gaming, swearing, or about some act
That has no relish of salvation in't;
Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
And that his soul may be as damn'd and black
As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
ok then just dont give them any special treatment ....ok ???
Yes, but Claudius wasn't praying to a figment of the imagination of a crazed 7th century Middle Eastern bandit.
ping
Thank goodness they are taking measures not to offend the beheaders/nail bombers. These people deserve respect too. But wait, our mere existence offends them. Why not just do all ourselves in because we really need to show deference to the Islamonuts.
Thank goodness they are taking measures not to offend the beheaders/nail bombers. These people deserve respect too. But wait, our mere existence offends them. Why not just do all ourselves in because we really need to show deference to the Islamonuts.
OMG.........cracked me up with that one.
I just can't believe this could be real.
What is the protocol for beheadings? Someone please check to be sure they are following, okay?
I pray your niece's husband isn't one too. God bless him and hope he stay's safe.
She told us one time that it is unnerving, because the Muslim fathers come around and stare in the classroom windows, just watching...who knows for what?
It was also un-PC to require the students to learn English; instead, the teachers were required to learn, I think she said either Farsi or Pashtu. Part of their "The Luton Ethnic Minority Achievement Strategy Team works with headteachers, teachers, teaching assistants and community groups in:
...Identifying and sharing curriculum approaches that reflect, celebrate and promote cultural and linguistic diversity..."
Policeman killed during terror raid
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2659133.stm
I should have explained -- I meant that terrorists would believe that any of their ilk killed at prayer would be heading to paradise. Better they know they're going in the other direction.
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