Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army
So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.
Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?
Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.
Are you logged in? ;-)
Fyi..
Shhhh, don't tell, it's a secret.
Run. Away. Fast.
Shhhhhh. it's a secret.
If you're asking us I would suggest that the secret society seek membership from people who can keep a secret.
I'm a member of the Landgrabb Society.
I do, but it's a secret.
I can't tell you!
Need-advice-within-48-hours-to-decide-whether-to-join-secret-society-ping.
Wuss.
Amorc.
Don't send them any money.
I once belonged to a Secret Society. Had our own decoder rings and everything. But when the time came to use my ring, it was just a stupid advertisement for Ovaltine.
What a gyp!
"But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go"
Somehow I don't think a secret society means no work. It may just be me though.
LMAO
Pssst...I'm a member of a secret society called SENDMEYOURMONEY.
Trait=Sucker (Send money)
Maybe the hazing will be some kind of "Eyes Wide Shut" sex ritual. Better bring that quarter along just in case something goes wrong.
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