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Back at ya PETA, you've been FReeped! KFC is finger lickin good!
8/9/05 | Trteamer

Posted on 08/09/2005 6:41:47 PM PDT by Trteamer

Today I encountered PETA protesting at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I just could not let this stand unopposed so an emergency FReep was let loose on the PETA morons, much to the delight of the business owner and local ranchers........


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There I was criusing down East Linclonway in Cheyenne Wyoming today at lunchtime. On the side of the road were these people in chicken costumes in front of Kentucky Fried Chicken. As I got closer I realized it was PETA, the People for the Ethical Treament of Animals.

I have sworn for years that if I ever encounterd these idiots in person that I would go in and get some chicken just ot eat in front of them, so I pulled right in. I was the only car in the parking lot just before noon, and the only customer in the place, much to the delight of PETA. I asken for a small serving of chicken and the manager asked "Are you with them?" pointing at the morons. "No, as a matter of fact I am going to go picket them!" I responded. He asked "regular or crispy" processed my order and said "On The House, go get em". So I did. Many of my FReeper FRiends know that I can be a handfull when I picket leftists, and this was no exception.

I proceeded out to my truck, and like the well prepared FReeper that I am, I came up with a large cardboard box and a giant black marker. I cut up the box, taped it up to make a sign and then in big black letters I wrote "IGNORE PETA, EAT CHICKEN". I then grabbed a drumstick and proceeded to ruin their party.

I stationed myself on the sidewalk a comfortable distance up traffic from them and started my protest. Holding my sign with one hand and gnawing on a drumstick. It was fun, and their leader was not amused. He came up to me whining something about not caring about chicken cruelty and I said to him point blank "LEAVE ME ALONE". The was not good enough for this PETA puke so he continued to stand at a safe distance and try to talk some sense into me. What he didn't know was that I am well versed on PETA and was laying for him.

"So what to you have against PETA?" he asked, so I told him that they there are right up there with commie eco-terrorists in my book (while gnawing on a drumstick). Then I would yell out to the passing cars "Finger Lickin Good!" and wave my drumstick in the air.

This leftist PETA group leader obviously had never encountered a FReeper before, so he tried the dialog approach. LOL! He told me all about him being an employee of PETA and was from Virginia. He was on a 15 state tour and had about 10 college chicks with him (He was in his mid-20's and wasn't there just for the chickens I guess). Well, a real live EMPLOYEE of PETA, and I'm standing there gnawing on chicken. Opportunity knocking, time to sieze the day.

"Don't you care about the welfare of chickens?" he asked. "Nope" I said as I threw the drumstick bone in the truck and grabbed a thigh, extra crispy. "My turn" I said, "What about those PETA employees that just got caught throwing 30 or so dog and cat carcasses in a dumpster?". "They don't work for PETA anymore", he replied. "Where is the naked woman in a cage? Come on, your PETA, lets see your naked woman in a cage". "So your from Virginia, well son, this is Wyoming. Are you brain dead?" He was speechless, LOL!

The whole time this is going on, the good citizens of Cheyenne, Wyoming were cruising by. Then they came for chicken. I would see a ranch vehicle approacing and hold up my sign and chicken thigh, yelling "Finger Licken Good!". The brakes and turn signal would come on and here they came, yelling at PETA as they entered the parking lot and walked into the building. Then they would exit with a drumstick in their hand and yell at the PETA people some more. In 15 minuets the parking lot was full and the driveup had a line. I was having fun pointing that out.

Then the press showed up. Two newspaper photographers showed up, running all over the place snapping photos. They loved taking pictures of me gnawing on that chicken. LOL! They would line me up with all those chicken costumes in the background.

What a hoot! Thanks KFC!

PETA packed up and left.

1 posted on 08/09/2005 6:41:48 PM PDT by Trteamer
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To: zip; Dogrobber; duffer; Prov3456; bogeyman; MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska; make no mistake; TXBubba; ...

FReeping Ping.


2 posted on 08/09/2005 6:44:50 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Trteamer

Great job. Be sure to post some pictures or a link to the newspaper website when the story is published.


3 posted on 08/09/2005 6:45:37 PM PDT by conservatrice
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To: Trteamer
Go Dude Go!!!

And I hope the manager gives you free lunch for a YEAR!!

4 posted on 08/09/2005 6:46:02 PM PDT by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: Trteamer

That's perfect.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=eatme

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor

These links are great. Worth the read.


5 posted on 08/09/2005 6:46:32 PM PDT by saul goode (Abortion is not a family value.)
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To: Trteamer



LMAO!!!! Sounds like you had a good time, bet the Colonel is laughing his ass off!!!


6 posted on 08/09/2005 6:47:17 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (What do you like best about your life?)
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To: Trteamer

Do you have any of those pictures the press took? THis is one FUNNY story.


7 posted on 08/09/2005 6:47:17 PM PDT by pcottraux
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To: Trteamer
Buzz would be proud of you. (Buzz owned a supermarket with a nice butcher shop in Cheyenne from 1945 to 1970)
8 posted on 08/09/2005 6:47:48 PM PDT by vetvetdoug (Shiloh, Corinth, Iuka, Brices Crossroads, Harrisburg, Britton Lane, Holly Springs, Hatchie Bridge,)
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To: Trteamer

awesome


9 posted on 08/09/2005 6:48:10 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Trteamer
It's great to see someone ruining these terrorist wannabes little party.
10 posted on 08/09/2005 6:48:11 PM PDT by beef (Who Killed Kennewick Man?)
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To: saul goode

http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html#EVERYANIMAL


11 posted on 08/09/2005 6:48:44 PM PDT by saul goode (Abortion is not a family value.)
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To: Trteamer

That was very funny and affective good job.


12 posted on 08/09/2005 6:48:46 PM PDT by mastercylinder (Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves.)
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To: Trteamer
Excellent!


13 posted on 08/09/2005 6:48:48 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Trteamer

They tried the same here in VA. I know a guy who works for them, he was a real lib when he worked with me so he fits right in.


14 posted on 08/09/2005 6:49:17 PM PDT by Ma3lst0rm (What is another name for a chicken hen? A mother clucker.)
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To: Trteamer

Cool, good job.

I'd have thrown the bones at him in the attempt to pick a fight. You'd get off scott-free in Wyoming, or here in Texas.

They are Pinko-commie-betwetting-baby killing boy scout hating pieces of feces.


15 posted on 08/09/2005 6:49:40 PM PDT by Glock17 (Aim Center Mass)
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To: pcottraux

I don't have any pictures, but my customer that I told the story are going to cut them out of the paper for me. I'll have to check the newspaper on line later, maybe we can find one.

I love Freeping leftists.


16 posted on 08/09/2005 6:50:24 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Trteamer

You Go!

Can't wait to see the photos!

Reminds me of something I did after getting a ticket when I was seventeen. Placed my self about 1/4 mile up the road with a sign that said "speed trap ahead"!

I got arrested, jailed and fined $500, no free chicken. LOL


17 posted on 08/09/2005 6:50:35 PM PDT by ghost of quidam
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To: Trteamer

My, my, those PETA loons are either stupid or crazy to try that crap in ranch country! Way to go FRiend!


18 posted on 08/09/2005 6:50:45 PM PDT by Americanchild
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To: Trteamer

Some people have all the fun. I was in Cheyenne for a week, about a month ago.

I know it's almost unAmerican but I hate chicken. I would have stood with you though and yell at the PETA people.


19 posted on 08/09/2005 6:50:50 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: Trteamer
Could this be the pathetic little band of veg-head losers?
 
There's a phone number. Maybe you could call them and thank them for all that free chicken!
 
Great job...

20 posted on 08/09/2005 6:51:15 PM PDT by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Trteamer

Taxman Bravo Zulu!


21 posted on 08/09/2005 6:51:51 PM PDT by Taxman (So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
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To: Trteamer
He was on a 15 state tour and had about 10 college chicks with him (He was in his mid-20's and wasn't there just for the chickens I guess).

LOL! Best line of the day! My hat's off to you for sticking it to those PETA cretins. Good Job - now enjoy your chicken!
22 posted on 08/09/2005 6:52:24 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Islam is war)
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To: Trteamer

LOL.

You ,sir, ROCK!!!

In fact all FREPERS ROCK!!!


24 posted on 08/09/2005 6:54:01 PM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Glock17
I'd have thrown the bones at him

ROTFLMAO! I didn't want to litter up KFC's parking lot.

25 posted on 08/09/2005 6:54:33 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Trteamer

AWESOME! Just AWESOME!


26 posted on 08/09/2005 6:55:29 PM PDT by cmsgop ( I DON'T C.A.I.R. !!!!!!!!!)
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To: Trteamer

I would loved to been there. Thanks for standing up against People Eating Tasty Animals or whatever PETAA stands for.


27 posted on 08/09/2005 6:55:49 PM PDT by Mrs Zip
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To: Graybeard58
I know it's almost unAmerican but I hate chicken.

That means there is more chicken for the rest of us.

28 posted on 08/09/2005 6:56:35 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Trteamer

ROTFLMAO!!! I can just SEE ya doing this! You lucky dog!


29 posted on 08/09/2005 6:58:35 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: Trteamer

Lemme guess, the KFC they were protesting was in a WASP neighborhood, right?

I'd like to see them protest a fried chicken place in Oakland, Atlanta, or South Dallas.


30 posted on 08/09/2005 7:01:18 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: Trteamer

Absolutely awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


31 posted on 08/09/2005 7:01:30 PM PDT by SALChamps03
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To: Trteamer
ROFLMAO! The Mrs. and I had a good laugh reading your PETA chronicles.
32 posted on 08/09/2005 7:02:33 PM PDT by 05 Mustang GT Rocks
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To: Trteamer
The same PETA mob is going to be in Salt Lake tomorrow.
 
Any Salt Lake FReepers like Kentucky Fried Chicken? I hear Trteamer knows a way to get some for free!

33 posted on 08/09/2005 7:05:12 PM PDT by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: RandallFlagg

Oh the fun we could have had if we had known about this in advance. They still have not run up against an organized FReep.......... Someday.


34 posted on 08/09/2005 7:07:36 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Trteamer

As Mr. Burns would say, "Eeeexcellent!"

35 posted on 08/09/2005 7:09:33 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: Trteamer
OUT STANDING!
36 posted on 08/09/2005 7:10:01 PM PDT by Khurkris (Ain't life funny?)
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To: timpad
THAT'S RIGHT, THEY HAD UTAH LICENSE PLATES!!!

UTAH FREEP ALEERT!!!!!!

It's Finger Lickin Good!

37 posted on 08/09/2005 7:11:48 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Trteamer

Absolutely fabulous!!
Thank you for sharing this!! WooHoo!!


38 posted on 08/09/2005 7:13:08 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Support Our Troops-->It's The Least Any Of Us Can Do...www.proudpatriots.org)
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To: Graybeard58
I know it's almost unAmerican but I hate chicken.

Then you must hate squirrel, frog, rattlesnake, alligator, possum, wombat, ostrich, emu...

39 posted on 08/09/2005 7:14:20 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Trteamer; Dogrobber; bluesagewoman; zip; Mrs Zip
What a riot, Trteamer! I wish I were as creative and as quick-a-thinker as you are. Thanks for the report. (Too bad the MSN doesn't report "good," fun and uplifting stories like this; more people would watch!)

Hi Columbia FReepers. I miss you-guys.

40 posted on 08/09/2005 7:17:39 PM PDT by Prov3456
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To: Prime Choice
Then you must hate squirrel, frog, rattlesnake, alligator, possum, wombat, ostrich, emu...

Of those, I have had squirrel but it was so long ago I don't remember what it tastes like.

I mostly stick with beef and pork and deer occasionally.

41 posted on 08/09/2005 7:17:47 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: Trteamer; glock rocks

Hey glockster--ping to #33. Any of your Salt Lake FRiends up for some KFC and a bit of fun?


42 posted on 08/09/2005 7:19:15 PM PDT by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Graybeard58
Of those, I have had squirrel but it was so long ago I don't remember what it tastes like.

It tastes like...*looking around furtively*...(((chicken))).

43 posted on 08/09/2005 7:19:28 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Trteamer

Amusing and effective. Thanks for sharing. :-)


44 posted on 08/09/2005 7:20:44 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Trteamer

This is one great read! I laughed so hard my sides are hurting. Wish I could have seen you in action!


45 posted on 08/09/2005 7:22:26 PM PDT by GloriaJane (http://music.download.com/gloriajane "Seems Like Our Press Has Turned Against Our Country")
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To: All
COMING AT YOU, UTAH!

Salt Lake City

— Bound to a wheelchair and repeatedly crossing the road in front of a local KFC, an activist in a giant chicken costume will lead a protest against KFC suppliers’ abusive treatment of chickens. Protesters will pass out leaflets and hold signs that proclaim, "KFC Tortures Chickens." One activist will wear a body screen TV showing shocking undercover video footage of chickens in factory farms and slaughterhouses:

Date: Wednesday, August 10

Time: 12 noon

Place: KFC, 3890 S. State St.

Tell him that his body screen doesn't work in direct sunlight, and that Cheyenne KFC called, his take out order is getting cold.

46 posted on 08/09/2005 7:22:40 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: surelyclintonsbaddream

Ping-a-roo.


47 posted on 08/09/2005 7:23:28 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: Trteamer
Excellent! EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT!

What fun!

48 posted on 08/09/2005 7:24:27 PM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: Trteamer
I asked for a small serving of chicken

What're you? some kinda commie??

Seriously, nice work..enjoying some homemade fried chicken myself this evening.

49 posted on 08/09/2005 7:27:30 PM PDT by Monti Cello (I got a box of fried on the bench beside me, enough chicken for one man's needs.)
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To: Trteamer
"Where is the naked woman in a cage? Come on, your PETA, lets see your naked woman in a cage".

"So your from Virginia, well son, this is Wyoming. Are you brain dead?"

Sir, you are MY HERO! Good freepin!

50 posted on 08/09/2005 7:27:36 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("The only ho I'm pimpin' is Sweet Lady Propane." -- Hank Hill)
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