Skip to comments.Back at ya PETA, you've been FReeped! KFC is finger lickin good!
Posted on 08/09/2005 6:41:47 PM PDT by Trteamer
Today I encountered PETA protesting at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I just could not let this stand unopposed so an emergency FReep was let loose on the PETA morons, much to the delight of the business owner and local ranchers........
I have sworn for years that if I ever encounterd these idiots in person that I would go in and get some chicken just ot eat in front of them, so I pulled right in. I was the only car in the parking lot just before noon, and the only customer in the place, much to the delight of PETA. I asken for a small serving of chicken and the manager asked "Are you with them?" pointing at the morons. "No, as a matter of fact I am going to go picket them!" I responded. He asked "regular or crispy" processed my order and said "On The House, go get em". So I did. Many of my FReeper FRiends know that I can be a handfull when I picket leftists, and this was no exception.
I proceeded out to my truck, and like the well prepared FReeper that I am, I came up with a large cardboard box and a giant black marker. I cut up the box, taped it up to make a sign and then in big black letters I wrote "IGNORE PETA, EAT CHICKEN". I then grabbed a drumstick and proceeded to ruin their party.
I stationed myself on the sidewalk a comfortable distance up traffic from them and started my protest. Holding my sign with one hand and gnawing on a drumstick. It was fun, and their leader was not amused. He came up to me whining something about not caring about chicken cruelty and I said to him point blank "LEAVE ME ALONE". The was not good enough for this PETA puke so he continued to stand at a safe distance and try to talk some sense into me. What he didn't know was that I am well versed on PETA and was laying for him.
"So what to you have against PETA?" he asked, so I told him that they there are right up there with commie eco-terrorists in my book (while gnawing on a drumstick). Then I would yell out to the passing cars "Finger Lickin Good!" and wave my drumstick in the air.
This leftist PETA group leader obviously had never encountered a FReeper before, so he tried the dialog approach. LOL! He told me all about him being an employee of PETA and was from Virginia. He was on a 15 state tour and had about 10 college chicks with him (He was in his mid-20's and wasn't there just for the chickens I guess). Well, a real live EMPLOYEE of PETA, and I'm standing there gnawing on chicken. Opportunity knocking, time to sieze the day.
"Don't you care about the welfare of chickens?" he asked. "Nope" I said as I threw the drumstick bone in the truck and grabbed a thigh, extra crispy. "My turn" I said, "What about those PETA employees that just got caught throwing 30 or so dog and cat carcasses in a dumpster?". "They don't work for PETA anymore", he replied. "Where is the naked woman in a cage? Come on, your PETA, lets see your naked woman in a cage". "So your from Virginia, well son, this is Wyoming. Are you brain dead?" He was speechless, LOL!
The whole time this is going on, the good citizens of Cheyenne, Wyoming were cruising by. Then they came for chicken. I would see a ranch vehicle approacing and hold up my sign and chicken thigh, yelling "Finger Licken Good!". The brakes and turn signal would come on and here they came, yelling at PETA as they entered the parking lot and walked into the building. Then they would exit with a drumstick in their hand and yell at the PETA people some more. In 15 minuets the parking lot was full and the driveup had a line. I was having fun pointing that out.
Then the press showed up. Two newspaper photographers showed up, running all over the place snapping photos. They loved taking pictures of me gnawing on that chicken. LOL! They would line me up with all those chicken costumes in the background.
What a hoot! Thanks KFC!
PETA packed up and left.
Great job. Be sure to post some pictures or a link to the newspaper website when the story is published.
And I hope the manager gives you free lunch for a YEAR!!
These links are great. Worth the read.
LMAO!!!! Sounds like you had a good time, bet the Colonel is laughing his ass off!!!
Do you have any of those pictures the press took? THis is one FUNNY story.
That was very funny and affective good job.
They tried the same here in VA. I know a guy who works for them, he was a real lib when he worked with me so he fits right in.
Cool, good job.
I'd have thrown the bones at him in the attempt to pick a fight. You'd get off scott-free in Wyoming, or here in Texas.
They are Pinko-commie-betwetting-baby killing boy scout hating pieces of feces.
I don't have any pictures, but my customer that I told the story are going to cut them out of the paper for me. I'll have to check the newspaper on line later, maybe we can find one.
I love Freeping leftists.
Can't wait to see the photos!
Reminds me of something I did after getting a ticket when I was seventeen. Placed my self about 1/4 mile up the road with a sign that said "speed trap ahead"!
I got arrested, jailed and fined $500, no free chicken. LOL
My, my, those PETA loons are either stupid or crazy to try that crap in ranch country! Way to go FRiend!
Some people have all the fun. I was in Cheyenne for a week, about a month ago.
I know it's almost unAmerican but I hate chicken. I would have stood with you though and yell at the PETA people.
Taxman Bravo Zulu!
You ,sir, ROCK!!!
In fact all FREPERS ROCK!!!
ROTFLMAO! I didn't want to litter up KFC's parking lot.
AWESOME! Just AWESOME!
I would loved to been there. Thanks for standing up against People Eating Tasty Animals or whatever PETAA stands for.
That means there is more chicken for the rest of us.
ROTFLMAO!!! I can just SEE ya doing this! You lucky dog!
Lemme guess, the KFC they were protesting was in a WASP neighborhood, right?
I'd like to see them protest a fried chicken place in Oakland, Atlanta, or South Dallas.
Oh the fun we could have had if we had known about this in advance. They still have not run up against an organized FReep.......... Someday.
As Mr. Burns would say, "Eeeexcellent!"
UTAH FREEP ALEERT!!!!!!
It's Finger Lickin Good!
Thank you for sharing this!! WooHoo!!
Then you must hate squirrel, frog, rattlesnake, alligator, possum, wombat, ostrich, emu...
Hi Columbia FReepers. I miss you-guys.
Of those, I have had squirrel but it was so long ago I don't remember what it tastes like.
I mostly stick with beef and pork and deer occasionally.
Hey glockster--ping to #33. Any of your Salt Lake FRiends up for some KFC and a bit of fun?
It tastes like...*looking around furtively*...(((chicken))).
Amusing and effective. Thanks for sharing. :-)
This is one great read! I laughed so hard my sides are hurting. Wish I could have seen you in action!
Salt Lake City
Bound to a wheelchair and repeatedly crossing the road in front of a local KFC, an activist in a giant chicken costume will lead a protest against KFC suppliers abusive treatment of chickens. Protesters will pass out leaflets and hold signs that proclaim, "KFC Tortures Chickens." One activist will wear a body screen TV showing shocking undercover video footage of chickens in factory farms and slaughterhouses:
Date: Wednesday, August 10
Time: 12 noon
Place: KFC, 3890 S. State St.
Tell him that his body screen doesn't work in direct sunlight, and that Cheyenne KFC called, his take out order is getting cold.
What're you? some kinda commie??
Seriously, nice work..enjoying some homemade fried chicken myself this evening.
"So your from Virginia, well son, this is Wyoming. Are you brain dead?"
Sir, you are MY HERO! Good freepin!
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