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Pics of John Kerry's powerboat Scaramouche
Liveshot.cc ^ | 08/10/2005 | Howie Carr

Posted on 08/10/2005 2:31:20 PM PDT by Panerai



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 3fauxpurplehearts; coward; cowardly; fairyboat; floatingtoilet; gigolo; ichabodcrane; johnfnkerry; johnkerry; liveshot; lurch; nottooswiftboat; scaramouche; skerry; taxevasion; teerayzasboytoy; verticaltoilet; yacht
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1 posted on 08/10/2005 2:31:22 PM PDT by Panerai
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To: Panerai

Why is this supposed to be interesting?


2 posted on 08/10/2005 2:32:21 PM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: Panerai

Kinda small for someone who married umpteen bazillion dollars, isn't it? She must keep him on a tight allowance.


3 posted on 08/10/2005 2:32:29 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Panerai

It's the "Family Boat."


4 posted on 08/10/2005 2:33:14 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Panerai

If he falls in the water or hits his head on the deck, does he get another Purple Heart?


5 posted on 08/10/2005 2:33:29 PM PDT by armyavonlady
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To: Panerai

Why is the life preserever shaped like a toilet seat?


6 posted on 08/10/2005 2:33:33 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: Non-Sequitur

After he wasted so much money on the election...I would too. I'm really surprised she doesn't give him the boot...now that she can no longer be first lady.


7 posted on 08/10/2005 2:33:38 PM PDT by benjibrowder (It's Bush's fault the taliban is gone, Saddam's in jail, Osama's in a hole, and kaddafi is neutered.)
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To: Panerai

Nice little boat.


8 posted on 08/10/2005 2:33:48 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Panerai

Why is there a toilet seat lid on it?


9 posted on 08/10/2005 2:33:56 PM PDT by freebilly (Go Manitowoc Bandits!)
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To: Panerai

Kind of weird. Like stalking someone whose days of fame have passed. Well, I guess there are always the Elvis folks.


10 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:07 PM PDT by Textide
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To: Mount Athos
I think you have to be a Howie Carr fan to find this interesting.
11 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:18 PM PDT by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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To: Lekker 1

LMAO!

Now that you mention it....


12 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:20 PM PDT by benjibrowder (It's Bush's fault the taliban is gone, Saddam's in jail, Osama's in a hole, and kaddafi is neutered.)
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To: Lekker 1

So he won't get another Purple Heart from falling in!


13 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:21 PM PDT by armyavonlady
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To: Non-Sequitur

No security. He must not use it very much. Probably it's for the butler.


14 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:23 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Non-Sequitur

Just right he gets on it and plays swift boat hero


15 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:38 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: freebilly

Got me by 22 seconds! ;^)


16 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:42 PM PDT by freebilly (Go Manitowoc Bandits!)
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To: Non-Sequitur

He probably lives out fantasies of his Swift boat days on this rather small boat. Not many people know this, but Jenjis John served in Vietnam.


17 posted on 08/10/2005 2:34:50 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: Non-Sequitur
I note the life preserver on the bulkhead is of an unlawful type. Wonder when the last time the USCG did a safety inspection of Christmas in Cambodia's boat...?
18 posted on 08/10/2005 2:35:30 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: Cecily

Needs it for drug running.


19 posted on 08/10/2005 2:35:47 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Panerai

It's still a half-a-million-dollar boat.


20 posted on 08/10/2005 2:36:12 PM PDT by July 4th (A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
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To: Panerai

That is not his boat, no way. Or was that the boat he was in Cambodia in?


21 posted on 08/10/2005 2:36:13 PM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: Lekker 1

thats his daughters collar you know horse face with the droppy boobies


22 posted on 08/10/2005 2:36:19 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: Panerai

Main Entry: scar·a·mouch

Variant(s): or scar·a·mouche /'skar-&-"müsh, -"müch, -"mauch/

Function: noun

Etymology: French Scaramouche, from Italian Scaramuccia, from scaramuccia skirmish

1 capitalized : a stock character in the Italian commedia dell'arte that burlesques the Spanish don and is characterized by boastfulness and cowardliness


23 posted on 08/10/2005 2:37:45 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Panerai

Thats a french name meaning: My wife scares the schitt outta me!

Lmao. Scaramouche' has to be french for the former french-looking candidate. (notice how I did'nt capitalize the F in french?):))


24 posted on 08/10/2005 2:37:59 PM PDT by Shaka
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To: cripplecreek

Well done!
I knew the word was french.


25 posted on 08/10/2005 2:38:10 PM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: Lekker 1

notice the "t" target lines between the lifepreserver/toilet seat.


26 posted on 08/10/2005 2:38:24 PM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: Panerai
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
27 posted on 08/10/2005 2:38:57 PM PDT by T.Smith
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To: Non-Sequitur

scaramouch
(noun) 1 : a stock character in the Italian commedia dell'arte that burlesques the Spanish don and is characterized by boastfulness and cowardliness; 2 a : a cowardly buffoon; b : RASCAL , SCAMP


28 posted on 08/10/2005 2:39:37 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: Panerai

Is this what they use to get to and from their yacht? I wonder what the fuel economy is on such a boat? Is it a hybrid?


29 posted on 08/10/2005 2:39:39 PM PDT by kerryusama04 (Walkin' the tightrope between the lost and found.)
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To: cripplecreek

scare a mooch

Does that mean Teresa is trying to scare John?


30 posted on 08/10/2005 2:39:48 PM PDT by queenkathy ("Eat a live toad first thing in the morning. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day)
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To: Panerai

scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango...


31 posted on 08/10/2005 2:40:24 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (Logic test: Pearl Harbor is to 911 as Harry Truman is to .....)
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To: RushCrush

And amazingly fitting.


"a stock character in the Italian commedia dell'arte that burlesques the Spanish don and is characterized by boastfulness and cowardliness"


32 posted on 08/10/2005 2:40:24 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Panerai
Here's a picture of the USS Kennedy:


33 posted on 08/10/2005 2:40:26 PM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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To: cripplecreek

you fast congrats


34 posted on 08/10/2005 2:40:34 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: Panerai

is that the gardeners boat?


35 posted on 08/10/2005 2:40:44 PM PDT by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: cripplecreek

I think "scaramouch" is the pet name the guy from Queen gave John Kerry. You know, from back when he was young and reckless.


36 posted on 08/10/2005 2:41:02 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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To: Panerai
You should have checked the bow to see if his MA registration is current, or if he even has one.

Sorry I forgot, paying your taxes is only for the little people.

37 posted on 08/10/2005 2:41:08 PM PDT by Agent Smith (Fallujah delenda est. (I wish))
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To: Mount Athos
Why is this supposed to be interesting?

Maybe Kerry will let Teddy drive it someday. We can hope.

38 posted on 08/10/2005 2:41:35 PM PDT by elbucko
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To: Panerai

Yessss....but will it do the Fandango?


39 posted on 08/10/2005 2:41:38 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts ("It's a 'dog eat dog' world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.")
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To: Non-Sequitur
"Kinda small for someone who married umpteen bazillion dollars, isn't it?"

His naval "service" doesn't qualify him for anything larger.

40 posted on 08/10/2005 2:41:58 PM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: MeanWestTexan
Or young and feckless:

feck·less ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fkls) adj.

Lacking purpose or vitality; feeble or ineffective. Careless and irresponsible.

41 posted on 08/10/2005 2:43:28 PM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: sure_fine

Hey...isn't that the SS Minnow.


42 posted on 08/10/2005 2:45:35 PM PDT by Dark Skies (The storm is coming!)
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To: TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
His naval "service" doesn't qualify him for anything larger.

Maybe his other "service" doesn't either.

43 posted on 08/10/2005 2:45:39 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Lekker 1
"Why is the life preserver shaped like a toilet seat?"

That is the toilet seat. This is the ship fitted for the perfect Asshole.
44 posted on 08/10/2005 2:46:00 PM PDT by wmileo
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To: Panerai

Sweet, not a boat set up for fishing though, and it probably
costs a thousand bucks to fill it up.


45 posted on 08/10/2005 2:47:25 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: July 4th
42 foot hinkley great boat I would take it in a heartbeat

$695,000 bare bones

46 posted on 08/10/2005 2:48:04 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: Panerai

Don't think that's Kerrey's boat because it would sink if Ed Kennedy came on board.


47 posted on 08/10/2005 2:48:09 PM PDT by Fitzcarraldo
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To: Dark Skies
Hey...isn't that the SS Minnow.

I doubt it. I'm not sure her Skipper can handle a three-hour tour...a three-hour tour. Neither could the other Minnow's, come to think of it, so I guess it could be.

48 posted on 08/10/2005 2:48:29 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2005, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Non-Sequitur; Panerai
Kinda small for someone who married umpteen bazillion dollars, isn't it? She must keep him on a tight allowance.

That's all he could get for five one gallon jars of white gin-laden raisins.

49 posted on 08/10/2005 2:48:56 PM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: wmileo
Sphincter overboard
50 posted on 08/10/2005 2:49:17 PM PDT by pipecorp (Let's have a CRUSADE! , the muslim half has already started. ps. I need more cowbell!)
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