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Pics of John Kerry's powerboat Scaramouche
Liveshot.cc ^ | 08/10/2005 | Howie Carr

Posted on 08/10/2005 2:31:20 PM PDT by Panerai



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To: al baby

Cheapskate....If Theresa was my wife..I would have a much bigger one...boat, hat is....Jake


51 posted on 08/10/2005 2:49:40 PM PDT by sanjacjake
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To: freebilly
Why is there a toilet seat lid ?

What you never heard of a "Porta-potty"???
52 posted on 08/10/2005 2:51:28 PM PDT by nomorelurker (wetraginhell)
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To: elbucko

"Maybe Kerry will let Teddy drive it someday. We can hope."

Not if he brings someone else on board before casting off. Unless of course, he solos with Blood and Guts JF Kerry himself.


53 posted on 08/10/2005 2:51:51 PM PDT by wmileo
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To: tet68

A gas hog
Something else that might confound his political image is the Scaramouche’s fuel efficiency. Speedboats are gas hogs. The Fidelity got 2 mpg and the Scaramouche probably gets less than one (The Scaramouche, according to the Boston Herald, is a Hinckley powerboat. A 44-foot version, according to boats.com, has a fuel capacity of 500 gallons, and a range of 340 nautical miles, or .68 MPG. Hinckley no longer makes the 42-foot boat.)


54 posted on 08/10/2005 2:51:59 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: pabianice

I must be missing something. It looks to me like a Type 4 Horseshoe PFD. Granted why anyone would use this on a Power Boat is not clear. Since they are used principallly by Rag Boaters.

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product/10001/-1/10001/1130/10001/218/104/8


55 posted on 08/10/2005 2:53:49 PM PDT by The_Repugnant_Conservative
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To: Panerai

Wasn't Scaramouche an evil dude in one of the James Bond flicks? I suppose that would be a role model for kerry.


56 posted on 08/10/2005 2:54:24 PM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
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To: Panerai

I see energy saving and gas prices don't concern John Kerry at all.


57 posted on 08/10/2005 2:55:10 PM PDT by Peach
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To: al baby

Can I add that to my wedding registry?


58 posted on 08/10/2005 2:55:30 PM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: July 4th
It's still a half-a-million-dollar boat.
During the campaign, there were published reports from some boat broker types, who had seen the build sheet for the boat, and thought that with all the options Kerry added, that the sales price was probably a LOT closer to a million.
59 posted on 08/10/2005 2:56:17 PM PDT by BansheeBill
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To: al baby

FYI: All boats of that size or larger, measure their fuel economy in GPM not MPG.


60 posted on 08/10/2005 2:56:54 PM PDT by AFreeBird (your mileage may vary)
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To: armyavonlady

No, that's only for scrapes...and if it's in Cambodia...at Christmas...after he's shot someone in the back.


61 posted on 08/10/2005 2:56:58 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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To: Panerai

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-


62 posted on 08/10/2005 2:57:19 PM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Lekker 1

Cause he's to stupid to put it over his head? Just a guess.


63 posted on 08/10/2005 2:57:42 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (God bless America...land that I love...stand beside her and guide her...)
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To: Panerai

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can ya do the fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightening, very very frightening me!




Was Freddy Mercury John Kerry's favorite singer?


64 posted on 08/10/2005 2:57:52 PM PDT by trubluolyguy (If you think that's tough, try losing a testicle in a knife fight with your mother!)
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To: wmileo

Gift from Teddy I guess...never used...for saving a life that is.


65 posted on 08/10/2005 3:00:01 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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To: Panerai

looks like a really swift boat.


66 posted on 08/10/2005 3:00:02 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: Kermit the Frog Does theWatusi; Panerai

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale..."

67 posted on 08/10/2005 3:00:11 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: ncountylee

Nice little boat...
The POWERBOAT SCARAMOUCHE isn't MOUCHE to talk about.


68 posted on 08/10/2005 3:00:29 PM PDT by UltraKonservativen (( YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID ))
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To: Panerai

Does one have to jump in the water to get on that little thing?


69 posted on 08/10/2005 3:00:44 PM PDT by Slip18 (Someday you may need your brain. Keep it safe.)
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To: wmileo
Unless of course, he solos with Blood and Guts JF Kerry himself.

Yup! John dares Ted to shoot the Chippaquidick bridge supports at Martha's Vineyard.

70 posted on 08/10/2005 3:01:21 PM PDT by elbucko
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To: July 4th
It's still a half-a-million-dollar boat.

The scow looks like a half-million dollar "cottage" in southern California....square footage, for the bucks, is roughly the same.

71 posted on 08/10/2005 3:02:36 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: Lekker 1

The correct nautical term is "head". In french chitte hèide.


72 posted on 08/10/2005 3:02:47 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Lonesome's First Law: Whenever anyone says it's not about the money, it's about the money.)
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To: Conservative4Ever

Wouldn't it have to be square to fit over his head anyway...just asking.


73 posted on 08/10/2005 3:03:13 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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To: Slip18

And does it have those cool foot paddles?


74 posted on 08/10/2005 3:03:45 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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To: Lekker 1
"Why is the life preserever shaped like a toilet seat?"

Now that's a dumb question.

It's *not* a "Life Preserver".

...it's his crown.

75 posted on 08/10/2005 3:04:25 PM PDT by Landru (Ahhhh the bravery of being out of range... *sweet*.)
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To: elbucko
Yup! John dares Ted to shoot the Chappaquiddick bridge supports at Martha's Vineyard.

It looks like the type of thing a Kennedy camp bimbo might fall for.

Does it have a jacuzzi? How many life preservers?

76 posted on 08/10/2005 3:04:27 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: AFreeBird

Or better yet gph


77 posted on 08/10/2005 3:04:40 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

What? *hit Hide? Makes sense. Also a slogan for the French period.


78 posted on 08/10/2005 3:05:15 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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To: freeangel

That was Scaramonga in Man with the Golden Gun.


79 posted on 08/10/2005 3:05:25 PM PDT by Vor Lady (Mr. Pitt, Mr. Idol called, he wants his hair back!)
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To: Landru

LOLOLOL


80 posted on 08/10/2005 3:05:44 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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To: Panerai

Looks like the Radar Ant. Blocks his Forward Masthead light.


81 posted on 08/10/2005 3:06:04 PM PDT by The_Repugnant_Conservative
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To: Panerai

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.


82 posted on 08/10/2005 3:06:36 PM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AmishDude fan club: "ROFLOL!" -- tuliptree76)
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To: Panerai

Sweet boat!


83 posted on 08/10/2005 3:06:41 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: Lekker 1
Why is the life preserever shaped like a toilet seat?

It symbolized the rescue of his campaign.

84 posted on 08/10/2005 3:06:46 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: Panerai

Bohemian Rapsody
Queen
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows,
doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows...


85 posted on 08/10/2005 3:07:25 PM PDT by hope ( Democrats have adopted the Karl Marx Philosophy..Dethrone God and Destroy Capitalism.)
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To: Landru; Lekker 1
"Why is the life preserver shaped like a toilet seat?"

That's some type of liberal joke. Liberals are into adolescent bathroom humor.Since the days of JFK, those liberal boating parties can...uh...get a little wild. No doubt he has a humidor on board for Clinton. And scuba gear for Ted Kennedy.

86 posted on 08/10/2005 3:07:52 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: AliVeritas
You might be right! :)

Red

87 posted on 08/10/2005 3:08:46 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (God bless America...land that I love...stand beside her and guide her...)
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To: AliVeritas

There you are. That way he'll get better that .68 mpg or gpm, whatever it is. Maybe the gin-raisin eater can peddle while the captain is water skiing. It would be a nice photo op.


88 posted on 08/10/2005 3:10:05 PM PDT by Slip18 (Someday you may need your brain. Keep it safe.)
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To: AmishDude
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening. 82 posted on 08/10/2005 6:06:36 PM EDT by AmishDude

Yes! But can he do the Fandango?

89 posted on 08/10/2005 3:10:23 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Panerai

The teak needs some work.


90 posted on 08/10/2005 3:11:13 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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Sure looks like Kerry is wearing leather pants in this photo, and check out those high heel "deck shoes" his daughter is wearing.


91 posted on 08/10/2005 3:11:13 PM PDT by DocRock
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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
Yes! But can he do the Fandango?

Well, Kerry can do it, but Algore invented it.

92 posted on 08/10/2005 3:11:18 PM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AmishDude fan club: "ROFLOL!" -- tuliptree76)
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To: Non-Sequitur
Kinda small for someone who married umpteen bazillion dollars, isn't it?

Are you referring to the boat?

93 posted on 08/10/2005 3:11:35 PM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: 6SJ7
Are you referring to the boat?

What else could I be referring to? I'm not Theresa.

94 posted on 08/10/2005 3:13:45 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: 6SJ7; Non-Sequitur

You would have expected one of those Jacques Cousteau type yellow submarines with lots of gizmos, gadgets, and cameras...


95 posted on 08/10/2005 3:13:46 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Panerai

Much nicer boats on Lake Michigan.


96 posted on 08/10/2005 3:18:05 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: freeangel

Wasn't the original Scaramouche a nobleman's bastard?


97 posted on 08/10/2005 3:18:17 PM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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To: cripplecreek
a stock character in the Italian commedia dell'arte that burlesques the Spanish don and is characterized by boastfulness and cowardliness

LOL! I looked it up, too, with this variation:

A stock character in commedia dell'arte and pantomime, depicted as a boastful coward or buffoon.

LOL. It really suits him! A cowardly, boastful buffoon!

98 posted on 08/10/2005 3:18:23 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: elbucko
Why is this supposed to be interesting?

Maybe Kerry will let Teddy drive it someday. We can hope.

Maybe Teddy will get drunk and wreck the boat on a sand bar, killing his mermaid "companion."

99 posted on 08/10/2005 3:19:09 PM PDT by thesharkboy
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To: queenkathy
Does that mean Teresa is trying to scare John?

Maybe that's what she calls him in private, like a pet name!

100 posted on 08/10/2005 3:19:36 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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