OK, but that's ALL I can afford to pay you to take it! ;)
W00t! *becomes the legal proprietor of the democratic party*
Alright, Howard Dean, you can MoveOn right into the wood chipper. Conyers? Dance for me, biznitch. Wait, wait. Put this on. *tosses Conyers a donkey suit* And in retrospect, Hillary, you can join him in there. You can be the head, and he'll be the ass end.
The rest of you, welcome to the wide and wonderful world of salt mining. Lunch is at 1.
Zell, I am transferring you to the Republican party.
Lieberman, if you promise to drop your ridiculous vendetta against video games, you can be in charge of the saltminers. Otherwise, grab a pickaxe.