W00t! *becomes the legal proprietor of the democratic party*
Alright, Howard Dean, you can MoveOn right into the wood chipper. Conyers? Dance for me, biznitch. Wait, wait. Put this on. *tosses Conyers a donkey suit* And in retrospect, Hillary, you can join him in there. You can be the head, and he'll be the ass end.
The rest of you, welcome to the wide and wonderful world of salt mining. Lunch is at 1.
Zell, I am transferring you to the Republican party.
Lieberman, if you promise to drop your ridiculous vendetta against video games, you can be in charge of the saltminers. Otherwise, grab a pickaxe.
posted on 08/11/2005 10:48:52 PM PDT
by Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: Alexander Rubin
I should warn you that this comes complete with all the diseases they've caught, and you will probably go broke keeping Ted Kennedy from drying out. And really, Hillary's butt is MUCH bigger than it looks on TV. Not to mention all the bad hairplugs falling out of Biden all the time...
But like the man sez, you bought it, you paid for it, it's yours!
posted on 08/11/2005 10:50:59 PM PDT
("The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them."-Wm. Clayton)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson