Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack) to Unveil Brand-New, Never-Before-Seen Exit Strategy to End War in Iraq

BusinessWire.com ^ | 8/15/2005 | Staff

[weegee]

Big Earl is pocketing the difference and still running up the tab < /barking moonbat theory >

[Zionist Conspirator]

Starting with the fact that Mr. Laughlin has an IQ of over 180, the fact that Mr. Laughlin is a foremost authority on the psychology of CG Jung, having been recruited by Jung’s closest colleagues to write a definitive book on Jung’s psychotherapy; the fact that Mr. Laughlin’s films broke three box office records in a row, and Mr. Laughlin’s distribution innovations forever changed the film industry; the fact that Mr. Laughlin teaches his new cancer treatment and prevention program at major universities and medical schools from Yale to Stanford, and has conducted dozens of courses for the cancer patients and therapists of such well known alternate therapists as Bernie Siegel, MD and O. Carl Simonton, MD, among others; the fact that Mr. Laughlin, openly acknowledging he was the worst qualified man in America to be President, actually ran for President in 1992 in order to encourage a truly qualified non-professional politician to run, he experienced first hand, in a very minor way the unbelievable corruption of the primary system that McCain is now being subjected to; the fact that Mr. Laughlin, in his mid-twenties, while teaching theology and religion at such universities as Loyola, Occidental, and Mount St. Mary’s, was selected to a panel discussing the Nominalism of the Earl of Ockham, Aristotelianism, and the personal experience of God with the world renowned theologian, Paul Tillich; the fact that Mr. Laughlin was a highly paid “professional” college football player who had to take a pay cut when he went into the camp of the professional Cardinals – and much more – gives Mr. Laughlin unprecedented experience, first hand knowledge, and a unique viewpoint of each one of these fields that will truly surprise you, and give you a new, in-depth understanding of whichever subject you are interested in.

Sounds like the original Buckaroo Banzai.

If he has a plan to end daylight savings time, I'm on!

[Zionist Conspirator]

"They came to town . . . like the animals they were!"

[Zionist Conspirator]

Remember that thread the other day about that rabbi in Russia saying the Messiah was about to reveal himself?

You think this could be it?

[Sensei Ern]

In Billy Jack, he handled the bad guys by kicking their behinds.

In Born Losers, he beat the bad guys by shooting them in the head.

Those are the only two solutions he should be proposing.

[Salamander]

ROFL!

I wish my favorite video store hadn't gone under after Blockbuster came to town.
They had *all* that old campy stuff....;))

[Salamander]

And also, there was a lot less pesudo-moralistic 'non-violence-is-the-answer-to-violence' claptrap interrupting the violent @ss-kickings....:))

[Salamander]

You owe me a new laptop screen....:)

[NRA1995]

Yep, loved the way he split Jeremy Slate's sunglasses in "Born Losers"

[Fiddlstix]

Starting with the fact that Mr. Laughlin has an IQ of over 180...........

Hmmmm...........

Click the Pic J

**Ducking and running**
(The Devil made me do it)
J

[Kokojmudd]

Is Tom related to Don Laughlin? (owner of Don Laughlin's Riverside Casino and founding father of Laughlin Nevada).

[OrioleFan]

The best exit strategy in Iraq is to bring home all of, ..., the reporters!

[stylin19a]

agh...I misspelled seagal..
I also think Clint Eastwood runs like a fancy boy

[JLO]

Don't know which is funnier...the "good guy's" hat or the "bad guy's" glasses....:) LOL - I swear I remember those stupid glasses! I must admit, I've a few hideous ones myself ;-)

[Fledermaus]

No...thought he was dead! lol

[Fledermaus]

Yeah, that's why oil is $67 a barrel. I would think that if it was a war for oil it would get cheaper as we just "took it".

Besides, if we were going to "go to war for oil" then it would be really STUPID to go 6,000 miles to a desert and do it there when all we have to do is invade Canada, Mexico and Venezuala.

Danger would be less and our troops could come home every month for an extended weekend.

It never ceases to amaze me how true idiots can banter about the world of ideas and not once use simple logic.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Billy Jack: I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

[ABN 505]

"Hey Dude"! "Look out for his feet!" "They carry a lethal fungus!" I must have seen this tired flick 700 times when I worked at a small Movie Theater back in the 70's, Times were tough and I was just out of the service. Rode a Motorcycle [be cause I coudn't afford a car] and was called "Billy Jack" by all the locals because I booted a Yahoo blowhard headfirst out of the Theater one night. But I admit although the movie stunk and was tedious, I met my future wife [ who was 16 and taking tickets] there and we ended up happily married going on 20 years now with 4 kids.

[Salamander]

I would pay big bucks for the outrageous black "Roy Orbison" jobs my mother wore back in the late 60s.

Those massive things were so horrible that they were *almost* cool.

I can't forget them because she has a photo of herself wearing them along with a trenchcoat while standing in front of a monument at the Antietam battlefield.


She can't understand why I have to stifle a snorting giggle when she pulls out the old family pix.

She looks like some kind of hitman or something...:))

[Salamander]

Mr Laughlin would probably have a fit if he knew he'd indirectly contributed to the overwhelming happiness of a *conservative*.
He might even...just...go ber-SERK!...:))

[kudos to you and the missus!]

I've always wondered how people who work in theaters stay sane.
I loved "The Passion" but if I'd had to sit through it [or any other flick] 5 or 600 times, I think I just might snap....:))