Skip to comments.Reagan Documents Link John Roberts to Neanderthals
Posted on 08/19/2005 4:45:38 PM PDT by writer33
WashingtonIn a sudden turn of events, Reagan documents linked Supreme Court nominee John Roberts to early humans, commonly referred to as Neanderthals. The shocking revelation left many confused and the White House in stunned silence at their poor choice of candidate, a position a minority of Americansbest known as conservativesagreed with.
The so-called classic Neanderthals were robust and had a large, thick skull, a sloping forehead, and a chinless jaw. These features, keys to the evolutionary link, were easily identifiable in conservatives such as Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Walter Williams and Mark Levin, but also found in John Roberts. But more apparent are the truths found within the Reagan documents, revealing the dark secrets hidden to everyday Americans.
More than 38,000 pages of documents stored at the Reagan presidential library in California were released on Thursday that reportedly provided the definitive clues into Roberts philosophy, and became the key that uncovered the skeletons within when he was an associate counsel in the Reagan White House from 1982-1986.
Roberts, who has been nominated by President George W. Bush to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day OConnor on the Supreme Court, will face Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings starting on September 6, 2005, with even more questions to answer. If confirmed, Roberts would serve on the nations highest court and could strike down abortion rights and civil liberties.
As an associate counsel, Roberts primary function dealt with preventing misuses of the presidential seal or Reagans photo or signature for commercial gain, but later, Roberts provided legal counsel on weightier issues with a more insidious and sexist agenda, leaving a trail that linked him to his ancestors.
As Congress toiled away, debating an equal rights constitutional amendment for women in Reagans first term, Roberts killed an initiative by some California Republicans to come up with an alternative constitutional amendment, which gave women their only real chance at the American dream. Instead, women have been left scarred and hollow because of the philosophy and the disdainful evolution of one man.
Roberts said the idea, offered by Los Angeles Professional Republican Women, Federated, would make Reagan appear crassly opportunistic and would risk losing the devotion of some of his most loyal supporters.
In a July 31, 1985, memo about a scholarship program recognizing women over the age of 30, Roberts wrote, Some might question whether encouraging homemakers to become lawyers contributes to the common good. I, on the other hand, think women should be barefoot and pregnant. A woman with a career will destroy this country. Just look at France?
Roberts also took on state initiatives aimed at addressing sex discrimination. In a January 17, 1983, memo he wrote that many of the efforts are themselves highly objectionable. Those included a Florida proposal, which he said was presumably unconstitutional to charge women less tuition at state schools because they have less earning potential.
If women think theyre going to get a cheap ride in college, noted Roberts, theyve got another thing coming. An educated woman is a dangerous woman. Just look at Hillary Clinton. Weve got to keep em stupid and pregnant!
Roberts will take the witness stand before the Senate Judiciary Committee next month. He will have some explaining to do to Chairman Arlen Specter and other members of the committee that remain in shock and awe over President Bushs choice.
I have the ultimate step, said, Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-CA. I can use all the parliamentary rules I have as a senator to stand up and fight for the little people. Dont think this Neanderthal is going to get on my court.
Ive been sitting on my porch all summer reading everything I can about Judge Roberts, Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-VT, claimed. I will enter the hearings with an open mind, but just like Judge Bork, you never know what might transpire. Weve got to get to the bottom of these documents and really go to work for the American people.
I think NARAL was right, fired Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-MA. Since discovering these papers, women and minorities have plenty to fear from Roberts. I was utterly appalled at President Bushs evolutionary choice. Somethings got to be done about this caveman.
If Roberts gets on the Supreme Court, women will be ushered back to the early 1900s, said President Kim Gandy of the National Organization for Women. I know Senator Leahy will give me my day in court, so to speak, and let me testify during the hearings. I just know hell do whats right for America. Its time to send a message to Bush!
With the facts slowly emerging on John Roberts, its only a matter of time before the Borking begins. America simply cannot endure another Neanderthal like Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity or John Roberts. The consequences are too dire to face if America is to avoid a return its terrible past.
Only in the Liberal Mind.
Great job as usually Chris.
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I'm out of here for the weekend. Thanks for reading.
Though all in all it is a good sign.
"Since discovering these papers, women and minorities have plenty to fear from Roberts. I was utterly appalled at President Bushs evolutionary choice. Somethings got to be done about this caveman.
Yes, Teddy, that's alright. We know he doesn't look like Joseph Stalin, and sound like Karl Marx, and has no mustache like Adolf...but ya gotta realize some people are VERY GUILTY of obeying and following the law. You just have to cut people some slack now and then, Teddy.
Oh, Teddy, how is Mary Jo? I haven't seen her for a while. Care for a drink, Teddy?
Take a bow, FRiend, take a bow.
LOL! He's downright prog-diddly-nathous!
Babs,you bonehead,John Roberts is a Neanderthal,they don't play tennis.Sheesh.
This Neanderthal-American is offeneded.
And I demand reperations :^)
Perhaps the movie Clueless 2 - Mrs. Boxer Goes to Washington".
Well, any guess as to what tomorrow's headlines on Roberts will be....something like...
-- ROBERTS FOUND GUILTY OF OBSTRUCTING LAW-BREAKERS --
God save America from this oger!!!!
LOL! The title alone is a chuckle.
Man you got me again. I was most of the way thru before I caught on.
Careful. This type of talk could launch a flame war with Patsy Buchanan and his Brigadiers.
"Judge Roberts? No, can't say that I ever heard of him. He must be related to the homo sapiens. We're the Democrathal tribe."
And the same is said about conservatives on DU
This is probably being posted on DU as an actual news story.
Count me in; a proud Neanderthal since 1951.
Neanderthals ~ Bump!
good one !
I know, but why get into too many fine details for a satire. How about the earliest humans in the evolutionary link?
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