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Reagan Documents Link John Roberts to Neanderthals
The National Ledger ^ | 08/19/2005 | Chris Davis

Posted on 08/19/2005 4:45:38 PM PDT by writer33

Washington—In a sudden turn of events, Reagan documents linked Supreme Court nominee John Roberts to early humans, commonly referred to as Neanderthals. The shocking revelation left many confused and the White House in stunned silence at their poor choice of candidate, a position a minority of Americans—best known as conservatives—agreed with.

The so-called classic Neanderthals were robust and had a large, thick skull, a sloping forehead, and a chinless jaw. These features, keys to the evolutionary link, were easily identifiable in conservatives such as Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Walter Williams and Mark Levin, but also found in John Roberts. But more apparent are the truths found within the Reagan documents, revealing the dark secrets hidden to everyday Americans.

More than 38,000 pages of documents stored at the Reagan presidential library in California were released on Thursday that reportedly provided the definitive clues into Roberts’ philosophy, and became the key that uncovered the skeletons within when he was an associate counsel in the Reagan White House from 1982-1986.

Roberts, who has been nominated by President George W. Bush to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O’Connor on the Supreme Court, will face Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings starting on September 6, 2005, with even more questions to answer. If confirmed, Roberts would serve on the nation’s highest court and could strike down abortion rights and civil liberties.

As an associate counsel, Roberts’ primary function dealt with preventing misuses of the presidential seal or Reagan’s photo or signature for commercial gain, but later, Roberts provided legal counsel on weightier issues with a more insidious and sexist agenda, leaving a trail that linked him to his ancestors.

As Congress toiled away, debating an equal rights constitutional amendment for women in Reagan’s first term, Roberts killed an initiative by some California Republicans to come up with an alternative constitutional amendment, which gave women their only real chance at the American dream. Instead, women have been left scarred and hollow because of the philosophy and the disdainful evolution of one man.

Roberts said the idea, offered by Los Angeles Professional Republican Women, Federated, would make Reagan appear crassly opportunistic and would risk losing the devotion of some of his most loyal supporters.

In a July 31, 1985, memo about a scholarship program recognizing women over the age of 30, Roberts wrote, “Some might question whether encouraging homemakers to become lawyers contributes to the common good. I, on the other hand, think women should be barefoot and pregnant. A woman with a career will destroy this country. Just look at France?”

Roberts also took on state initiatives aimed at addressing sex discrimination. In a January 17, 1983, memo he wrote “that many of the efforts are themselves highly objectionable.” Those included a Florida proposal, which he said was presumably unconstitutional to charge women less tuition at state schools because they have less earning potential.

“If women think they’re going to get a cheap ride in college,” noted Roberts, “they’ve got another thing coming. An educated woman is a dangerous woman. Just look at Hillary Clinton. We’ve got to keep ‘em stupid and pregnant!”

Roberts will take the witness stand before the Senate Judiciary Committee next month. He will have some explaining to do to Chairman Arlen Specter and other members of the committee that remain in shock and awe over President Bush’s choice.

“I have the ultimate step,” said, Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-CA. “I can use all the parliamentary rules I have as a senator to stand up and fight for the little people. Don’t think this Neanderthal is going to get on my court.”

“I’ve been sitting on my porch all summer reading everything I can about Judge Roberts,” Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-VT, claimed. “I will enter the hearings with an open mind, but just like Judge Bork, you never know what might transpire. We’ve got to get to the bottom of these documents and really go to work for the American people.”

“I think NARAL was right,” fired Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-MA. “Since discovering these papers, women and minorities have plenty to fear from Roberts. I was utterly appalled at President Bush’s evolutionary choice. Something’s got to be done about this caveman.”

“If Roberts gets on the Supreme Court, women will be ushered back to the early 1900s,” said President Kim Gandy of the National Organization for Women. “I know Senator Leahy will give me my day in court, so to speak, and let me testify during the hearings. I just know he’ll do what’s right for America. It’s time to send a message to Bush!”

With the facts slowly emerging on John Roberts, it’s only a matter of time before the Borking begins. America simply cannot endure another Neanderthal like Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity or John Roberts. The consequences are too dire to face if America is to avoid a return its terrible past.


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Chris Davis is the author of Elective Decisions and In Defense of Liberty, two political thrillers from the Whiskey Creek Press.
1 posted on 08/19/2005 4:45:38 PM PDT by writer33
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2 posted on 08/19/2005 4:46:58 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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3 posted on 08/19/2005 4:47:29 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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4 posted on 08/19/2005 4:47:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

Only in the Liberal Mind.


5 posted on 08/19/2005 4:47:57 PM PDT by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches, hard to get rid of.>)
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To: golfisnr1

Yes...exactly.


6 posted on 08/19/2005 4:48:28 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33
And the sad thing is I can actually see them saying this.

Great job as usually Chris.

7 posted on 08/19/2005 4:49:39 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When I walk into Sanctuary the band plays "Sweet Home Alabama")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Thanks for reading and posting, HTB. I appreciate it more than you know.


8 posted on 08/19/2005 4:51:52 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

I'm out of here for the weekend. Thanks for reading.


9 posted on 08/19/2005 4:52:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Too true. I am surpized that they have not tried to link him to Oral Roberts.

Though all in all it is a good sign.

10 posted on 08/19/2005 4:54:27 PM PDT by CasearianDaoist
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To: writer33
Washington—In a sudden turn of events, Reagan documents linked Supreme Court nominee John Roberts to early humans, commonly referred to as Neanderthals.

Neanderthals were a seperate species, not human at all.
11 posted on 08/19/2005 4:59:18 PM PDT by Redgirl (I actually voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
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To: writer33

"Since discovering these papers, women and minorities have plenty to fear from Roberts. I was utterly appalled at President Bush’s evolutionary choice. Something’s got to be done about this caveman.”
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Yes, Teddy, that's alright. We know he doesn't look like Joseph Stalin, and sound like Karl Marx, and has no mustache like Adolf...but ya gotta realize some people are VERY GUILTY of obeying and following the law. You just have to cut people some slack now and then, Teddy.

Oh, Teddy, how is Mary Jo? I haven't seen her for a while. Care for a drink, Teddy?


12 posted on 08/19/2005 5:00:53 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: writer33

Take a bow, FRiend, take a bow.


13 posted on 08/19/2005 5:02:04 PM PDT by Gabz (USSG Warning: portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
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To: writer33

LOL! He's downright prog-diddly-nathous!


14 posted on 08/19/2005 5:04:39 PM PDT by niteowl77
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To: defconw; tiredoflaundry; ken5050

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15 posted on 08/19/2005 5:05:18 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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To: writer33
Sen.Boxer;"Don't think this Neanderthal is going to get on my court."

Babs,you bonehead,John Roberts is a Neanderthal,they don't play tennis.Sheesh.

16 posted on 08/19/2005 5:09:15 PM PDT by smoothsailing (Qui Nhon Turtle Co.)
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To: writer33

This Neanderthal-American is offeneded.

And I demand reperations :^)


17 posted on 08/19/2005 5:09:36 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The constitution is not in exile, it's in a nice safe deposit box in the Cayman Islands - Lileks)
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To: smoothsailing
I'm looking for the headline "Political History Links Barbara Boxer to Valley Girls."

Perhaps the movie Clueless 2 - Mrs. Boxer Goes to Washington".

18 posted on 08/19/2005 5:12:25 PM PDT by jimfree (Freep and Ye shall find.)
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To: writer33

LOL


19 posted on 08/19/2005 5:27:49 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Families)
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To: writer33

Well, any guess as to what tomorrow's headlines on Roberts will be....something like...

-- ROBERTS FOUND GUILTY OF OBSTRUCTING LAW-BREAKERS --

God save America from this oger!!!!


20 posted on 08/19/2005 5:34:16 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: jimfree
LOL! How about "Boxaroxasouris vs. the Caveman"or "Return of the Thing".

;o)

21 posted on 08/19/2005 5:35:10 PM PDT by smoothsailing (Qui Nhon Turtle Co.)
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To: writer33

LOL! The title alone is a chuckle.


22 posted on 08/19/2005 5:42:19 PM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: writer33

23 posted on 08/19/2005 5:59:08 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
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To: writer33

Man you got me again. I was most of the way thru before I caught on.


24 posted on 08/19/2005 6:01:31 PM PDT by MNJohnnie ( Brick by brick, stone by stone, the Revolution grows)
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To: writer33
The so-called classic Neanderthals were robust and had a large, thick skull, a sloping forehead, and a chinless jaw.


25 posted on 08/19/2005 6:09:26 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (I'm sick and tired of being sicked and tired!)
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To: Redgirl
Neanderthals were a seperate species, not human at all.

Careful. This type of talk could launch a flame war with Patsy Buchanan and his Brigadiers.

26 posted on 08/19/2005 6:16:14 PM PDT by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: writer33

"Judge Roberts? No, can't say that I ever heard of him. He must be related to the homo sapiens. We're the Democrathal tribe."

27 posted on 08/19/2005 6:55:38 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Islam is not a religion, but rather a means of world conquest" - ALAN BURKHART.COM)
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To: Redgirl
Neanderthals were a seperate species, not human at all.

And the same is said about conservatives on DU

28 posted on 08/19/2005 7:14:24 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Parkhill's Waterfront Grill delenda est (pour encourager les autres))
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To: writer33

This is probably being posted on DU as an actual news story.


29 posted on 08/19/2005 7:27:06 PM PDT by GoBucks2002
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To: writer33

BTT!!!!!!!


30 posted on 08/20/2005 3:30:44 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: writer33

Count me in; a proud Neanderthal since 1951.


31 posted on 08/20/2005 6:30:34 AM PDT by Reaganghost (Our freedoms will never be safe as long as a single Democrat holds elected public office.)
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To: writer33

Neanderthals ~ Bump!


32 posted on 08/20/2005 6:44:05 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: AliVeritas
OK you got me, I was about to see my head explode, but about half way through the second paragraph I caught on! Shame on you! LOL
33 posted on 08/20/2005 9:32:29 AM PDT by defconw (ALLEN IN 08+Levin for Senate!)
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To: writer33

good one !


34 posted on 08/21/2005 8:07:40 AM PDT by bitt ('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Redgirl
Neanderthals were a seperate species, not human at all.

I know, but why get into too many fine details for a satire. How about the earliest humans in the evolutionary link?

35 posted on 08/21/2005 2:24:15 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: EagleUSA

Thanks for reading, Eagle. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed it.


36 posted on 08/21/2005 2:25:16 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Gabz

Thanks for reading, Gabz. I appreciate it.


37 posted on 08/21/2005 2:34:02 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: edskid

Thanks for reading, edskid. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed it.


38 posted on 08/21/2005 2:34:21 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: AliVeritas

Thanks for reading and pinging, AV. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed it.


39 posted on 08/21/2005 2:34:41 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: smoothsailing
Babs,you bonehead,John Roberts is a Neanderthal,they don't play tennis.Sheesh.

:) Glad you enjoyed it, ss. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

40 posted on 08/21/2005 2:35:27 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: dubyaismypresident
And I demand reperations :^)

:) Hehe!

Thanks for reading, dimp. I appreciate it.

41 posted on 08/21/2005 2:36:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: jimfree

Thanks for reading, jimfree. I appreciate it, sir.


42 posted on 08/21/2005 2:36:29 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Deetes

Thanks for reading, Deetes. I appreciate it more than you know and I'm glad you enjoyed it.


43 posted on 08/21/2005 2:36:54 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: EagleUSA
-- ROBERTS FOUND GUILTY OF OBSTRUCTING LAW-BREAKERS --

Good stuff, EUSA. :)

44 posted on 08/21/2005 2:37:38 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: facedown

Thanks for reading, facedown. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed it.


45 posted on 08/21/2005 2:38:13 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Enterprise

A picture of Mike Tyson?


LOL!


46 posted on 08/21/2005 2:38:20 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Thanks for posting the picture, OEB. It's perfect and thanks for reading as well. I'm glad you enjoyed it.


47 posted on 08/21/2005 2:38:49 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: MNJohnnie

I'm glad you enjoyed it, MNJ. Thanks for reading and serving. I appreciate it more than you know.


48 posted on 08/21/2005 2:39:52 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

Thanks for posting the pictures, EGD. I appreciate it more than you know. They're funny and perfect!


49 posted on 08/21/2005 2:40:36 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Enterprise

Thanks for posting the picture, E. It's perfect and funny. Thanks for reading as well. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed it.


50 posted on 08/21/2005 2:42:15 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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