Posted on 08/23/2005 4:21:58 PM PDT by goldstategop
RUSH: I gotta share these next two sound bites with you. This is a total change of pace, but I promised myself I'd get these in today, and so I'm going to fulfill the promise. What I have here, first off is a story from the Times of London. It's about a woman named Annie Clayton. She has a book, video, whatever called "Bring Your Husband to Heel," and she says, "'You can use your skills as a dog trainer to retrain husbands. How does it work? Well, all animals from parrots to goldfish to gorillas learn in the same way. If something is worth doing, we'll repeat it. If it's not, we won't. It's called operant conditioning.' Why are men like dogs? Because they bite visitors, because they leave hair on the sofa? 'Research says that dogs and humans learn in the same way. I suppose there are similarities, they're both omnivores. They like to be worn. They copulate in the same way -- or similar, don't they? But there's no husband bashing in this,' she says. 'We examined every wife's behavior first because you can't change somebody else's actions until you've changed yours.' You're happily married. Did you have to train your husband?" Here we go. That's the story leading into the sound bites. This babe was on Good Morning America today, was on ABC, and this is a BBC show, How to Train Your Husband by this woman that's a dog trainer, and it's a new series that teaches wives how to train their husbands using techniques meant for dogs. Here's how Annie Clayton, a canine behaviorist and host opens her program. "Pay attention, ladies. I've been training dogs for nearly 20 years but I've been married a whole lot longer and I firmly believe you can train a husband like a dog because, well, they both learn in exactly the same way. I'll let you into a little secret. I'm living proof it works: I haven't washed a dish in years."
RUSH: Okay (laughing) and here, just one more segment, a portion of ABC correspondent Jim Sciutto's report on this BBC program. This is what he said.
SCIUTTO: Meet the show's first husband and wife and master and student, Margaret and John Elliott, married for 37 years. It is all about throwing bones, more "good dog" than "sit" and "stay."
CLAYTON: You're going to ignore what you don't want anymore. Replace that behavior you don't want with something that you do want, which is helping you with the dishes. But you must reward each tiny, tiny increment towards the whole.
SCIUTTO: Margaret practices on a real dog first -- husbands can relax; she will not be using the leash at home -- and then, with hidden cameras recording every moment, she puts the formula to the test on her husband, and John, to his own surprise, ends up just another puppy dog. The men are kept in the dark. They're told they're taking part in a relationship study. It's not until the very end that they find out exactly what they've gotten themselves into.
RUSH: There was a guy that worked at BBC who quit last week. He wrote a piece in a London newspaper about how the country's gone to hell over there because it's totally being run by female thinking; news organizations have been totally feminized -- and I just find it interesting that this story (laughing) comes on the heels (ahem) of that.
Need to send them the video of "Wife School".
Someone was telling me about Dr. Laura's book a couple years ago. It reminded me a bit of the dog training scenario. Some of it just made it sound like men just don't know any better.
I never get tired of ridiculous photos of Kerry. And that's a good one.
Sheesh. What am I saying? That should've been "I will be using the leash, though. Good Pookie.
Can't I skip that and go straight to humping her leg? Now there's an image to carry in your mind's eye.
LOL!
I guess you could say genetic...
At the ripe old age of 6, he had to care for himself and his little brother while his (single) Mom worked 2 jobs. :)
I heard this today on Rush, and my first thought was what would happen if some man wrote a book about how to train women like dogs.
Woof-woof (pant-pant :-P)
Phil Hendry did a skit on that on his radio show. The women were callling OUTRAGED that a man have that attitude. They did not realize it was a skit and Hendre WAS the character.
If any man grows testicles after realizing his wife is treating him like a dog, I have the name of some very good divorce lawyers.
Where's the problem?
I'm untrainable, I'm afraid! ;o)
Well, if this woman consider men to be dogs, then she won't mind if I call her a bitch?
(For the record, I haven't added any keywords.)
"(For the record, I haven't added any keywords.)"
LOL!
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Oh you guys, thanks for the LOL!
Aren't foreign women already trained, particluarly those from Asia?
We know better.
We give new meaning to the words...Snap, Crackle, & Pop....
whip....whip...
Always liked you...., Pookie!
Now that's a cute baby photo! It just might throw this off course, but who cares!
You know better, and you know whose fanny will be paddled! ;o)
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