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Thai leader fumes at Cabinet over penis enlargement op
mail & guardian online ^ | 8-25-05 | Sapa-AP

Posted on 08/25/2005 3:34:26 PM PDT by Rakkasan1

Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement operation, saying news of it is affecting the Cabinet's reputation, a news report said on Wednesday.

"Who did it? Tell me," Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra asked his ministers at Tuesday's Cabinet meeting, triggering a round of banter and causing some to squirm in their chairs, The Nation newspaper said.

Last week, a woman -- being sued for defamation by a clinic after she claimed it gave her

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: leader; luvyoulongtime; op; pissant; pm; prime; thai
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look for the guy who looks way to happy.
1 posted on 08/25/2005 3:34:26 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1
So HE'S the guy who answers those emails.
2 posted on 08/25/2005 3:35:28 PM PDT by GreenAccord (I'm sick and tired of being well and rested!)
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To: Rakkasan1

3 posted on 08/25/2005 3:35:57 PM PDT by Hand em their arse
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To: Rakkasan1

Round up the usual suspects.


4 posted on 08/25/2005 3:36:59 PM PDT by Argus
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To: Rakkasan1
look for the guy who looks way to happy.

or the guy that walks like he just had a stroke.
5 posted on 08/25/2005 3:37:34 PM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Don't ask the cabinet. Ask their WIVES.


6 posted on 08/25/2005 3:39:08 PM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: Rakkasan1
Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement operation

[PM at cabinet meeting]: "OK, who's the big d**k here!?"

7 posted on 08/25/2005 3:40:07 PM PDT by My2Cents ("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
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To: Rakkasan1
""Who did it? Tell me," Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra asked his ministers at Tuesday's Cabinet meeting"

Shouldn't this be one of the questions that gets the buzzer?
8 posted on 08/25/2005 3:41:03 PM PDT by Moral Hazard ("Now therefore kill every male among the little ones" - Numbers 31:17)
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To: Rakkasan1
As if governments the world over didn't already have enough big d!cks
9 posted on 08/25/2005 3:41:15 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: Dashing Dasher

... here ya' go...


10 posted on 08/25/2005 3:41:20 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Rakkasan1
Rawiwan Setharat, said, "The problem of my face is bigger than the problem of your penis."
11 posted on 08/25/2005 3:42:50 PM PDT by ordinaryguy
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To: Rakkasan1; pissant
Quote of the day...

""The problem of my face is bigger than the problem of your penis."

12 posted on 08/25/2005 3:43:36 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Moral Hazard

Shouldn't this be one of the questions that gets the buzzer?

hell no...he wanted the doctors address too..LOL


Doogle


13 posted on 08/25/2005 3:43:47 PM PDT by Doogle (8th AF...4077thTFW....408MMS....Ubon Thailand "69"..Night Line Delivery ..AMMO)
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To: Rakkasan1

Funny as heck, but I do not think this one is going to be around long. I will not hit abuse, as I am not offended, knowing that someone will stumble upon this and get offended.
Still, pretty darned funny.


14 posted on 08/25/2005 3:43:50 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (We shall never forget the atrocity of 11 Sept.)
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To: Rakkasan1

It was this guy.

15 posted on 08/25/2005 3:47:17 PM PDT by LexBaird (tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: Rakkasan1; Squantos; GSWarrior; Grammy; hispanarepublicana; GreenHornet; Rennes Templar; Yaelle; ...
""Who did it? Tell me..."

I wonder if this information will eventually leak or remain under wraps. A lengthy investigation at tax-payer expense may eventually rouse the truth, but IMHO, it would be robbing Peter to pay Paul.

16 posted on 08/25/2005 3:50:59 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: LexBaird

They will never suspect the guy named Wang....


17 posted on 08/25/2005 3:55:22 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (We shall never forget the atrocity of 11 Sept.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Whipping it out for inspection might not work. The guy might have been extremely small and just at normal. Check the insurance records for a match with the clinic.


18 posted on 08/25/2005 3:56:10 PM PDT by Ruth A.
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To: Leapfrog
Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement operation, saying news of it is affecting the Cabinet's reputation, a news report said on Wednesday.

Not that having the Prime Minister inject the penis enhancement story into the international news has improved the reputation of the Cabinet.

Makes me wonder if the guilty "enhancer" isn't the PM himself and this is his backhanded way of bragging.

Next we'll hear that a meeting of the cabinet has been called for a "show and tell" session.

19 posted on 08/25/2005 3:56:25 PM PDT by Dark Skies (" For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. " Matthew 6:21)
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To: Joe 6-pack
I wonder if this information will eventually leak or remain under wraps. A lengthy investigation at tax-payer expense may eventually rouse the truth, but IMHO, it would be robbing Peter to pay Paul.

LMAO! This is the most subtle bit of humor I've read on this site! (But I believe that it was robbing Paul to pay for Peter...)

20 posted on 08/25/2005 3:58:28 PM PDT by Triggerhippie (Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
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To: Xenalyte; Allegra; Hap; Bacon Man
"The problem of my face is bigger than the problem of your penis."

I wish I could write comedy like that.

21 posted on 08/25/2005 3:58:38 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Triggerhippie

When they do find the culprit I have a feeling he'll be hung.


22 posted on 08/25/2005 4:00:09 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

OK, boys. All place hat on lap and pweeze stand up.


23 posted on 08/25/2005 4:02:21 PM PDT by llevrok (Semper Conservatatum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

just too funny


Doogle


24 posted on 08/25/2005 4:02:35 PM PDT by Doogle (8th AF...4077thTFW....408MMS....Ubon Thailand "69"..Night Line Delivery ..AMMO)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Way TOOOO funny!


25 posted on 08/25/2005 4:03:16 PM PDT by afnamvet ( Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: ARealMothersSonForever

His name is Hung Tu Long


26 posted on 08/25/2005 4:09:38 PM PDT by Lord_Baltar
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To: Rakkasan1

A doctor reduces the length of a man's penis in order to cure stuttering.

It works, but the man has second thoughts, and asks the doctor to reverse the surgery.

Doctor says: "Y-y-you-you got to hell!"


27 posted on 08/25/2005 4:11:35 PM PDT by Solamente
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To: Joe 6-pack

I don't care to hear about the shortcomings of a Thai cabinet (ahem) member. This would make a good stand-up routine.


28 posted on 08/25/2005 4:14:32 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Joe 6-pack

LMAO .. . How do you guys come up with these quick one-liners?


29 posted on 08/25/2005 4:17:48 PM PDT by girlangler (I'd rather be fishing)
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To: LexBaird

I like the one commercial with that guy in it where he loses his trunks in the swimming pool -- and the look on the women's faces.


30 posted on 08/25/2005 4:19:45 PM PDT by girlangler (I'd rather be fishing)
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To: GSWarrior; girlangler

I wasn't trying to be funny in the least. This sounds like a serious case of male fraud.


31 posted on 08/25/2005 4:21:03 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: GSWarrior

The Thai PM is tired of his cabinet having it in for him, I guess.


32 posted on 08/25/2005 4:23:23 PM PDT by llevrok (Semper Conservatatum)
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To: LexBaird
It was this guy.

Contrary to rumors, that's NOT ME.

33 posted on 08/25/2005 4:26:11 PM PDT by Bob
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To: Rakkasan1

When did Bill join the Thai government? Did the UN job fall through?


34 posted on 08/25/2005 4:27:04 PM PDT by DefiantZERO
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To: Ruth A.
Check the insurance records for a match with the clinic.

Look for place where they crossed out appendectomy and wrote in appenddiktomy.

35 posted on 08/25/2005 4:38:50 PM PDT by LexBaird (tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: Rakkasan1

Show all the Ministers some pornos and look for the guy who doesn't have enough skin left to blink!!! ;-)


36 posted on 08/25/2005 4:55:43 PM PDT by HP8753 (My cat is an NTSB Standard,The Naval Observatory calls me for time corrections.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Were any of them named Won Hung Lo?


37 posted on 08/25/2005 4:59:38 PM PDT by HP8753 (My cat is an NTSB Standard,The Naval Observatory calls me for time corrections.)
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To: atomicpossum
Don't ask the cabinet. Ask their WIVES.

Maybe the mayor is so persistent because he learned it from his wife.

38 posted on 08/25/2005 5:32:38 PM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I just hope the taxpayers don't get teste about this.


39 posted on 08/25/2005 6:12:44 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: Leapfrog
Oy Veh? Was it circumcised?
40 posted on 08/25/2005 9:15:50 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: humblegunner; Squantos; Eaker
"The problem of my face is bigger than the problem of your penis."
I wish I could write comedy like that.

LOL!!
You crazy boys make me laugh!

41 posted on 08/25/2005 9:18:12 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: hispanarepublicana
"I just hope the taxpayers don't get teste about this."

I'm not real familiar with their justice system, but I'd think if somebody fingers the culprit, he could end up doing some hard time in the Thai penile system.

42 posted on 08/25/2005 9:19:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Very Nice...............


43 posted on 08/25/2005 9:36:54 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: Dashing Dasher

That's pretty much the long and short of it. I'm sure the pubic outcry will be noted by the cabinet members prior to the next erection day.


44 posted on 08/25/2005 9:42:12 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Which way will the pendulum schwing on erection day!?
45 posted on 08/25/2005 9:49:57 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Rakkasan1; Squantos; GSWarrior; Grammy; hispanarepublicana; GreenHornet; ...

Should this man come forward or should he sheath himself in legal briefs for protection?


46 posted on 08/25/2005 9:54:50 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Rakkasan1

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47 posted on 08/25/2005 9:59:03 PM PDT by N3WBI3 (If SCO wants to go fishing they should buy a permit and find a lake like the rest of us..)
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To: Yaelle

The Prime Minister will no doubt issue a number of subpenis in an effort to root out the offending member.


48 posted on 08/25/2005 9:59:04 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Yaelle

...but at present he remains....at large.


49 posted on 08/25/2005 9:59:54 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Still, it looks like things are heating up. This could explode any second.


50 posted on 08/25/2005 10:01:49 PM PDT by Yaelle
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